Flobberworms: Their Exciting Existence
The Party of the Flobberworm
Today we celebrate! We celebrate my victory. My wife baked a wonderful cake of lettuce, and my daughter helped. My sons built for me a lettuce storage shelter. It was a wonderful celebration! This is our greatest triumph over the evil pink-skinned demons. For the first time in my life, I was truly happy.
However, the evil that troubles us still lives on. We will not stop until they are all dead.