Chapter 2: More Rambling
(A/N: Thanx to everyone who reviewed! I'm glad some of you found this funny. Here is the next chapter!)
Digidestined: Ummm… hi
I LOVE YOU!
Digidestined: Run away! they run away
GIR: Awwww…
ZIM: Well, Voldie…
I like that name!!
ZIM: Okay… Voldie, Harry Potter isn't here. What do you want to do now?
I want to go find him!
ZIM: DUH!!!!!!!
GIR: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Zim: Shut up, GIR.
they hop back into the spaceship and take off again
ZIM: Don't worry, Voldie, We will soon find Harry Potter and try to destroy him.
I like destroying.
ZIM: Of course you do.
Hey, ZIM, let's go to America! Maybe Harry Potter is there!
ZIM: Whatever, Voldie.
they go to America and land in Washington D.C
Hey, let's go find the president!
GIR: What's a president?
How would I know, GIR?
GIR: I understand.
ZIM: rolls his eyes
they go to the White House and find George W. Bush's office
Hi, president!!!!
GWB: What are you doing here? This is a private office and I'm very busy!
ZIM: We're sorry, Mr. President, but we're…
GIR: starts jumping on desk, eating papers
GWB: Get off my desk!!!!! starts chasing GIR
GIR: screams hysterically
ZIM: GIR, stop it!!! We're sorry, Mr. President, but…
BORING!!! President guy dude, do you know where Harry Potter is?
GWB: No, I've never even heard of him. Is he a good Secret Service guy? We need more Secret Service guys!
I don't know.
ZIM: Come on, Voldie, he's obviously not here, so…
GWB: Wait, did you say Voldie?
ZIM: Yeah…
GWB: You mean Voldie, the Latin singing sensation?
Ummm….. yeah, that's me!!!!
ZIM: No, it's not…
GWB: I love you, man! Sometimes, when noone's around…whispers I dance on my desk and turn up your music really loud!!!!
YAY!!!!!!! I can sing!!!!
GWB: Can I get your autograph?
OK! draws a picture of a car standing on a bar graph
(A/N: Get it?)
GWB: Thanks, Voldie!
YAY!!!! I can draw!!!!
ZIM: Fascinating, Voldie. Now let's go!!!!
GWB: Bye!!
Bye!
ZIM: Now what?
Let's go to England!! I love that country!!!
ZIM: Isn't that where you live?
NO!…wait…yes.
ZIM: Alright, let's go.
they go to England, leaving GIR behind, because he wanted to go on the White House tour and ZIM was getting annoyed
Hi England!!!
ZIM: Okay, Voldie, where do you want to go?
England.
ZIM: We are in England!!!!!
I want to go to England, England.
ZIM: looks on map of England There is no England, England.
There isn't!? WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
ZIM: rolls his eyes Okay, we'll go to England, England.
YAY!!!!!
they go to the Dursley's house
YAY!!!
ZIM: knocks on door
big thundering noise, Dudley opens the door
HI!!!!!!
ZIM: starts gagging What's that smell?
Dudley: Umm… it's my mom's new deodorant. I borrowed it because I never had my own before.
ZIM: no wonder Harry Potter is hiding.
D: you mean my cousin? I don't know where he is, and I don't care.
takes out some deodorant Here, it's tasty!!
D: Thanks! shuts door
ZIM: Well, that was a complete waste of time. Voldie, let's go. Voldie? Voldie? looks around
is in backyard eating flowers
ZIM: Voldie, stop it!!
They taste good!!!
(A/N: Will Voldie ever find Harry Potter? Will ZIM ever get Voldie to listen to him? And will GIR get the Bill Clinton mask he's always wanted? Stay tuned to find out…)