Chapter 3: Even more rambling
(A/N: Sorry I haven't written in so long, but my Internet modem thingy has been broken FOREVER, and we just got it fixed yesterday. Thanks for waiting!)
ZIM: Voldie, we have to go to the hospital.
Why?
ZIM: Because we have to get your stomach pumped.
Why?
ZIM: Because you ate flowers.
Why?
ZIM: How should I know why? You just did. Now, let's go.
They go to the hospital
This place smells like my grandma.
ZIM: Do you even know what your grandma smells like?
No.
ZIM: Have you ever met your grandma?
Yes, her name is George.
They walk down the hallway
Voldie is reading the numbers on doors, which aren't in order
4, 6, 78, 3… Look! I can count!!!
ZIM: Hooray.
They walk up to a desk
ZIM: We have to get Voldie's stomach pumped because he ate some flowers.
Doctor: Oh, no! Not flowers!!!!!
ZIM: Yes, flowers.
Dr.: Oh… my… god. Runs away
ZIM: Stupid doctor.
Look, ZIM! My stomach is right there! Points to his knee
ZIM: That's your knee, Voldie.
Yes. Runs down the hall Bye!
ZIM: Voldie, come back! Runs after him
Voldie is at the end of the hall, covered in Band-Aids
I'm a mummy!!
ZIM: No, you're not!!! Grabs Voldie's arm and they walk out of the hospital
ZIM: Now Voldie, let's play a game. Let's see if you can be quiet for 5 FREAKIN' MINUTES!!!!!!! Takes a deep breath Okay?
Okay. Is it five minutes yet?
ZIM: slaps his forehead
While ZIM is having a fit, Voldie wanders off and ends up at the front of Buckingham Palace.
Wow! My house! He starts to walk in, but is stopped by a guard
Stares at guard You can move!!!!
Guard: Yeah, whatever. You're not allowed in there!
But this is my house.
G: No, it's not!!
Yes. See, it says, 'This is Voldie's house' on the side of the wall.
G: looks No it doesn't!!!
Are you sure?
G: Yes.
Good, because I wasn't.
(A/N: Will Voldie ever get into the Buckingham Palace? Will ZIM ever take a chill-pill? And where the heck is GIR? Find out next time…)