As Zidane and Co. headed towards the Sword and Dagger shop, Kuja was
sercetly paying his Black Mages to go and spy on Corky, his honey bun....
Kuja: Okay! 250 Gil a hour! Just watch her! I don't want Zidane taking all the girls!
Mage 3: *whispering* Oh please! You are the real girl...
Kuja: I heard that!
Mage 4: Can I kill him?
Kuja: No. I want you and him to go spy on my dear Corky....
Mage 3 & 4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Gee, I must have given them some pain..now what great tactic did I use?
(At the Sword Shop, Brennan and Cucco were running around, trying to touch everything in the store.)
Brennan: RALLY-HO! Look at this Ice Dagger! And this Zelda Bow.. and...and...and...all this STUFF!!!
Cucco: OMG! RALLY-HO! OVER HERE BRENNAN! IT"S A REAL WELL OF ROOT BEER!!!
Brennan: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!! *Cucco and Brennan start dancing around the root beer well*
Zidane: *slaps face*
Dagger: Uh, Zidane how are we supose to pay for all the stuff we need?
Brennan: Kewh! I have an idea! In Zelda you can chop grass and get cash! I try that!
Zidane: *Sweatdrop* Uh...okay.
Brennan: RALLY-HO CUCCO! *Jumps on Cucco's back and run outside and begin killing grass*
Shop Owner: Hey dudes! What can I get you dudes? *DIE GRASS!*......*YOU JUST FOUND 400 GIL!!!*.....
Dagger: A tiger racket.
Shop Owner: Okay dudett.
Zidane: A crapper.
Shop Owner: Uh...okay.
Freya: An Ice Sword, and that sound track for this shop. *starts dancing to the bomber's sound that is playing in the shop like in zelda...da da da da daaa DA!!!!*
Shop Owner:.......
(Kuja Runs in holding a broken thong)
Kuja: MISTER SHOP OWNER! SOME SCARY CHOCOBO AND HER RIDER RIPPED MAH THONG WHILE GATHERING GIL WHILE CUTTING GRASS!!
Shop Owner: Okay. New thong for the girlie man....
(Kuja runs out in a rage and gets run over by Brennan and Cucco...yet again....)
Brennan: KEWH! Nice thong...kuja....*you just found 3000 Gil your face is glowing!*
Cucco: It is? *starts laughing and runs off again*
(Zidane and Co. comes out of the shop fully equipped)
Brennan & Cucco: YAY! Now we can go! We are getting sick of listening to this annoying elevator music in this here courtyard!
Zidane: I see your point.
And so the group, Zidane Brennan Dagger Katie Cucco Mayi Bob Katie the Chocobo Chick Squall Sarah and Legolas, head off into the sunset, you can hear Brennan and Sarah singing.....
This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because.....
This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because.....
And so on and so forth! I'll getting up early tomarrow to write more! Never fear!
-the well of root beer!
Kuja: Okay! 250 Gil a hour! Just watch her! I don't want Zidane taking all the girls!
Mage 3: *whispering* Oh please! You are the real girl...
Kuja: I heard that!
Mage 4: Can I kill him?
Kuja: No. I want you and him to go spy on my dear Corky....
Mage 3 & 4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuja: Gee, I must have given them some pain..now what great tactic did I use?
(At the Sword Shop, Brennan and Cucco were running around, trying to touch everything in the store.)
Brennan: RALLY-HO! Look at this Ice Dagger! And this Zelda Bow.. and...and...and...all this STUFF!!!
Cucco: OMG! RALLY-HO! OVER HERE BRENNAN! IT"S A REAL WELL OF ROOT BEER!!!
Brennan: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!! *Cucco and Brennan start dancing around the root beer well*
Zidane: *slaps face*
Dagger: Uh, Zidane how are we supose to pay for all the stuff we need?
Brennan: Kewh! I have an idea! In Zelda you can chop grass and get cash! I try that!
Zidane: *Sweatdrop* Uh...okay.
Brennan: RALLY-HO CUCCO! *Jumps on Cucco's back and run outside and begin killing grass*
Shop Owner: Hey dudes! What can I get you dudes? *DIE GRASS!*......*YOU JUST FOUND 400 GIL!!!*.....
Dagger: A tiger racket.
Shop Owner: Okay dudett.
Zidane: A crapper.
Shop Owner: Uh...okay.
Freya: An Ice Sword, and that sound track for this shop. *starts dancing to the bomber's sound that is playing in the shop like in zelda...da da da da daaa DA!!!!*
Shop Owner:.......
(Kuja Runs in holding a broken thong)
Kuja: MISTER SHOP OWNER! SOME SCARY CHOCOBO AND HER RIDER RIPPED MAH THONG WHILE GATHERING GIL WHILE CUTTING GRASS!!
Shop Owner: Okay. New thong for the girlie man....
(Kuja runs out in a rage and gets run over by Brennan and Cucco...yet again....)
Brennan: KEWH! Nice thong...kuja....*you just found 3000 Gil your face is glowing!*
Cucco: It is? *starts laughing and runs off again*
(Zidane and Co. comes out of the shop fully equipped)
Brennan & Cucco: YAY! Now we can go! We are getting sick of listening to this annoying elevator music in this here courtyard!
Zidane: I see your point.
And so the group, Zidane Brennan Dagger Katie Cucco Mayi Bob Katie the Chocobo Chick Squall Sarah and Legolas, head off into the sunset, you can hear Brennan and Sarah singing.....
This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because.....
This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because..... This is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it and not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because.....
And so on and so forth! I'll getting up early tomarrow to write more! Never fear!
-the well of root beer!