The Day Draco Met The Girl Scouts, Dwarves, Disco Ball, and the Graffiti!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The *gasps* GASP! belongs to one of my best friends...I think.
Draco Malfoy woke up from perfectly normal night of sleep to *gasps* GASP! A very disturbing morning! He was wearing a very frilly night gown. He looked around, slightly confused. He noticed that he was in the Girls' dormitory, NOT the Boys'. What's more, every girl in there was ball dancing with another girl, with the exception of two very familiar people. Crabbe was dancing with Pansy Parkinson as Goyle was singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow." Goyle was also throwing flower petals around. What was going on?
"Crabbe, Goyle, what is going on?" ventured a very frightened Draco.
No answer. They were either ignoring him or they didn't know. Probably the latter. Draco stood up on his bed, when a horrible wrenching noise sounded. Draco looked down and noticed that his pink four-poster was scooting towards the door. "Ahhhh!" yelled Draco. He was too busy holding on for dear-life to jump down. The bed reached the door and screeched downstairs.
"Pansy, help!" but Pansy couldn't have cared less, because she was now tying cats up with silly string and tossing them like lassos (how she got the silly string to hold is beyond me). As the possessed bed hit the wall, Draco climbed off of it, only to hear the sound of bludgers hitting cold pavement. Draco approached the common room with immense caution.....but it could not save him from the horror of-
"Girl Scouts playing basketball!?" questioned poor demented Draco. Yes, that is what he saw! Girl Scouts playing basketball with bludgers!!! What was really creepy about it was that he didn't know what basketball or Girl Scouts were. What was even creepier is that he had the strange urge to be a Girl Scout. Draco ran over to the door, avoiding the sport-loving freaks. But, alas! When he opened the door, out shot Ginny/Draco shippers! Loads of them!!
"Who the heck are all of you!?" cried Dwacy-waky
"We are the Christmas Spirits!" they lied.
"We'll it's not Christmas!" said Draco, slamming the door. He had no clue how to get out! He was trapped with insanity. Suddenly a voice behind him spoke-
"Bring me the boy" said the revolving Disco ball that appeared out of no where. As the Girl Scouts marched to Draco, he guessed the ball was their GS leader. They all grabbed some part of anatomy (not *that* part, you twit!) and dragged him to the disco ball.
"If you want to leave......"said the DS slowly.
"Yes," said Draco eager for the aid of the ball.
"...find me....."
"Find you what!?" ordered Draco, but it was too late. The ball was sleeping. Draco looked around him. The scouts were now chewing on the four- poster. Draco turned around, but he heard 7 pairs of marching foot steps. He continued. They continued. He reached the door, wishing in vain that the insanity would come to a halt. He turned around and there were 7 wooden dwarves behind him.
"Shoo!" he hissed. They blinked at him. He glared at them, evilly and pulled out his wand.
"Materia"! Each dwarf split in half. Draco opened the door, which from the outside usually looked like damp stone....but not today!! Today it was damp stone with graffiti! Mwuhahahahahaha! It read
The Chamber of Secrets is Closed. Please drive up to nearest window
Draco, seeing the message, shrugged and mumbled "I bet this is another fan fic."
At this beautiful realisation, Draco stopped. He obviously though that if he stayed still nothing would happen.
"If I stay still nothing will happen," he said aloud. Then a giant hand came out of absolutely nowhere and prodded his right shoulder. A loud booming voice of a girl somewhere over head, ordered, "Move, or I shall make your father riverdance!" At this frightening new concept he ran. And he ran. Yep, he was still running when Snape came out of his office in a leather pants! (eek!) He also had a hat on, that if further inspected would reveal to be a kitten.
" Mr. Malfoy? Have you seen John-Jacob-Jingle-Hymmer-Smith? He has my microscope." Here, Snape began to moonwalk.
"No, professor, I haven't," replied poor confused Malfoy.
" Well.....Miss Malfoy, if you see him please tell him I am up for a rousing game of Barbie dating. Oh, and don't forget we have our big game today. Slytherin Vs Gryffindor."
Malfoy gulped. How did the author manage to mutilate Quidditch.....little did he know Snape was not talking about Quidditch. Mwuhahahahahaha!
~EnD~
Okay, so it's weird. If you want to see how I messed up the "game" review and I might write more....or I might not, let's just see then, shall we?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The *gasps* GASP! belongs to one of my best friends...I think.
Draco Malfoy woke up from perfectly normal night of sleep to *gasps* GASP! A very disturbing morning! He was wearing a very frilly night gown. He looked around, slightly confused. He noticed that he was in the Girls' dormitory, NOT the Boys'. What's more, every girl in there was ball dancing with another girl, with the exception of two very familiar people. Crabbe was dancing with Pansy Parkinson as Goyle was singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow." Goyle was also throwing flower petals around. What was going on?
"Crabbe, Goyle, what is going on?" ventured a very frightened Draco.
No answer. They were either ignoring him or they didn't know. Probably the latter. Draco stood up on his bed, when a horrible wrenching noise sounded. Draco looked down and noticed that his pink four-poster was scooting towards the door. "Ahhhh!" yelled Draco. He was too busy holding on for dear-life to jump down. The bed reached the door and screeched downstairs.
"Pansy, help!" but Pansy couldn't have cared less, because she was now tying cats up with silly string and tossing them like lassos (how she got the silly string to hold is beyond me). As the possessed bed hit the wall, Draco climbed off of it, only to hear the sound of bludgers hitting cold pavement. Draco approached the common room with immense caution.....but it could not save him from the horror of-
"Girl Scouts playing basketball!?" questioned poor demented Draco. Yes, that is what he saw! Girl Scouts playing basketball with bludgers!!! What was really creepy about it was that he didn't know what basketball or Girl Scouts were. What was even creepier is that he had the strange urge to be a Girl Scout. Draco ran over to the door, avoiding the sport-loving freaks. But, alas! When he opened the door, out shot Ginny/Draco shippers! Loads of them!!
"Who the heck are all of you!?" cried Dwacy-waky
"We are the Christmas Spirits!" they lied.
"We'll it's not Christmas!" said Draco, slamming the door. He had no clue how to get out! He was trapped with insanity. Suddenly a voice behind him spoke-
"Bring me the boy" said the revolving Disco ball that appeared out of no where. As the Girl Scouts marched to Draco, he guessed the ball was their GS leader. They all grabbed some part of anatomy (not *that* part, you twit!) and dragged him to the disco ball.
"If you want to leave......"said the DS slowly.
"Yes," said Draco eager for the aid of the ball.
"...find me....."
"Find you what!?" ordered Draco, but it was too late. The ball was sleeping. Draco looked around him. The scouts were now chewing on the four- poster. Draco turned around, but he heard 7 pairs of marching foot steps. He continued. They continued. He reached the door, wishing in vain that the insanity would come to a halt. He turned around and there were 7 wooden dwarves behind him.
"Shoo!" he hissed. They blinked at him. He glared at them, evilly and pulled out his wand.
"Materia"! Each dwarf split in half. Draco opened the door, which from the outside usually looked like damp stone....but not today!! Today it was damp stone with graffiti! Mwuhahahahahaha! It read
The Chamber of Secrets is Closed. Please drive up to nearest window
Draco, seeing the message, shrugged and mumbled "I bet this is another fan fic."
At this beautiful realisation, Draco stopped. He obviously though that if he stayed still nothing would happen.
"If I stay still nothing will happen," he said aloud. Then a giant hand came out of absolutely nowhere and prodded his right shoulder. A loud booming voice of a girl somewhere over head, ordered, "Move, or I shall make your father riverdance!" At this frightening new concept he ran. And he ran. Yep, he was still running when Snape came out of his office in a leather pants! (eek!) He also had a hat on, that if further inspected would reveal to be a kitten.
" Mr. Malfoy? Have you seen John-Jacob-Jingle-Hymmer-Smith? He has my microscope." Here, Snape began to moonwalk.
"No, professor, I haven't," replied poor confused Malfoy.
" Well.....Miss Malfoy, if you see him please tell him I am up for a rousing game of Barbie dating. Oh, and don't forget we have our big game today. Slytherin Vs Gryffindor."
Malfoy gulped. How did the author manage to mutilate Quidditch.....little did he know Snape was not talking about Quidditch. Mwuhahahahahaha!
~EnD~
Okay, so it's weird. If you want to see how I messed up the "game" review and I might write more....or I might not, let's just see then, shall we?