When we last left our confused Draco Malfoy, he was talking to Snape about
the "game," which Draco assuemed was Quidditch. But as the small elbino-
ferret boy enterd the pitch, he realised that he was WRONG! Very, very
wrong!!!!! Our story continues there.
As Draco entered the Qudditch stadium, he realised that the sick minded, yet completely brilliant (okay, maybe not) author was truly insane! For what he saw was 15 live penguins. 7 Gryffindor students, one of which was Potter, were sitting on top of the penguins in jockey gear. The same was true for 6 Slytherins and Madam Hooch. Hooch bustled over to Draco.
"Boy, why aren't you in uniform?" she ordered.
Draco tryed to stammer that he was, but before he could, she threw an outragous green uniform at him.
"Go an change in the locker room. And hurry up! We've been waiting long enough."
Draco did as he was told, but it was not easy. First, his uniform was shaped like a bananna, so that took a while to firgure out. Then there was the equipment she handed him. Instead of a broom, he got a glow stick. She also handed him a flamingo. When Draco walked out onto the feild, he looked up into the crowd, half expecting them to laugh. Hermione Granger was dancing on the Gryffindor section and was singing "Oompa Loompa." Ron Weasley was juggling his siblings. Now for the teams.... they all looked reasonably normal, with the exception of their clothing, which had been change while Malfoy was dressing. Everyone was dressed like some kind of fruit or vegetable. He assumed the vegetables were only for Gryffindor, because Harry Potter was dressed like a cucumber. Draco looked at his team. Yep...fruits. At this, Draco found out that this was an insult from the author.
"Everyone knows how to play, but I will review the rules,"Madam Hooch said, snapping Draco back to reality. "The glowsticks are tossed to the team's captain while s/he tries to bat them away with her/his flamingo. After that, the person batting will be the eldest team member, repeat. Then the second eldest, third etc. Once the entire team has gone, you will each bop your penguins on the head. The first team to finish wins. Don't worry if your penguin starts to falter." At this, Draco assumed the penguins could fly. Which was correct. "Any questions?" Silence."On my mark, eat bread, SNOW" Madam Hooch blew her whistle and they all rose in the air.
As Draco threw his glowstick in the air, he looked around. Potter was just sitting on his penguin, and every once in a while he'd throw up his glowstick. Just as it was Draco's turn to catch, a whistle was blown.
"GAME!" called out Madame Hooch. Draco was confused and when he asked who won, he was still confused. "Why, Harry Potter! Because we love him!" she said and gave Harry this "I-adore-you" look. The crowd Aahed at the thought of Harry. As they all marched back into the school, Draco saw that his fruit costume was now his normal robe. He became very anxious.
As he entered the entrance-hall, Malfoy saw something strange (As if that's a suprise?). He saw Crookshanks and at least 500 owls having a Carcarase Race (Note: That's were the racers run around in a circle untill they decide to stop. Everyone wins.). While doing this, Crookshanks was singing some wretched Spice Girl song. Draco, not amused, kept walking untill he ran into Hermione. She looked perfectly normal......except for the fact that her shoes were strapped to 4 feet of books.
"He-Hey-Hey Hey Draco!" she clapped. Draco backed away.
"What?" he asked, scared.
" I-I-I am-a-am go-going to-t-to the l-li-library!" Hermione finished her cheer and walked off, waving flashlights in the air. Draco badly wanted to end this story, but whenever the lead wishes this, more insanity comes his way.
And come it did, as Draco saw Mrs. Norris in a slinky red dress. She ran up and jumped on him.
"Draco, all these years when I was snitching on you, it was a cover-up!" Filch came out of nowhere and said, "Easy, breezy, beautiful cover-girl!"
Norris continued," I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU to be the one who feeds me my Magic Meow Mix!"
Draco ran off before Mrs. Norris started to sing, " You are my sunshine."
Sadly, Draco wasn't watching where he was going and he ran into a very solid wall. So, he's now in the Hospital Wing. And I cannot harm him anymore, because while he was IN the Hospital Wing, he called his lawyer, and now they're after me. I am now on the run, and I can't write anymore Draco-tortures or they'll drag me off to Wizarding court.
THE END!
As Draco entered the Qudditch stadium, he realised that the sick minded, yet completely brilliant (okay, maybe not) author was truly insane! For what he saw was 15 live penguins. 7 Gryffindor students, one of which was Potter, were sitting on top of the penguins in jockey gear. The same was true for 6 Slytherins and Madam Hooch. Hooch bustled over to Draco.
"Boy, why aren't you in uniform?" she ordered.
Draco tryed to stammer that he was, but before he could, she threw an outragous green uniform at him.
"Go an change in the locker room. And hurry up! We've been waiting long enough."
Draco did as he was told, but it was not easy. First, his uniform was shaped like a bananna, so that took a while to firgure out. Then there was the equipment she handed him. Instead of a broom, he got a glow stick. She also handed him a flamingo. When Draco walked out onto the feild, he looked up into the crowd, half expecting them to laugh. Hermione Granger was dancing on the Gryffindor section and was singing "Oompa Loompa." Ron Weasley was juggling his siblings. Now for the teams.... they all looked reasonably normal, with the exception of their clothing, which had been change while Malfoy was dressing. Everyone was dressed like some kind of fruit or vegetable. He assumed the vegetables were only for Gryffindor, because Harry Potter was dressed like a cucumber. Draco looked at his team. Yep...fruits. At this, Draco found out that this was an insult from the author.
"Everyone knows how to play, but I will review the rules,"Madam Hooch said, snapping Draco back to reality. "The glowsticks are tossed to the team's captain while s/he tries to bat them away with her/his flamingo. After that, the person batting will be the eldest team member, repeat. Then the second eldest, third etc. Once the entire team has gone, you will each bop your penguins on the head. The first team to finish wins. Don't worry if your penguin starts to falter." At this, Draco assumed the penguins could fly. Which was correct. "Any questions?" Silence."On my mark, eat bread, SNOW" Madam Hooch blew her whistle and they all rose in the air.
As Draco threw his glowstick in the air, he looked around. Potter was just sitting on his penguin, and every once in a while he'd throw up his glowstick. Just as it was Draco's turn to catch, a whistle was blown.
"GAME!" called out Madame Hooch. Draco was confused and when he asked who won, he was still confused. "Why, Harry Potter! Because we love him!" she said and gave Harry this "I-adore-you" look. The crowd Aahed at the thought of Harry. As they all marched back into the school, Draco saw that his fruit costume was now his normal robe. He became very anxious.
As he entered the entrance-hall, Malfoy saw something strange (As if that's a suprise?). He saw Crookshanks and at least 500 owls having a Carcarase Race (Note: That's were the racers run around in a circle untill they decide to stop. Everyone wins.). While doing this, Crookshanks was singing some wretched Spice Girl song. Draco, not amused, kept walking untill he ran into Hermione. She looked perfectly normal......except for the fact that her shoes were strapped to 4 feet of books.
"He-Hey-Hey Hey Draco!" she clapped. Draco backed away.
"What?" he asked, scared.
" I-I-I am-a-am go-going to-t-to the l-li-library!" Hermione finished her cheer and walked off, waving flashlights in the air. Draco badly wanted to end this story, but whenever the lead wishes this, more insanity comes his way.
And come it did, as Draco saw Mrs. Norris in a slinky red dress. She ran up and jumped on him.
"Draco, all these years when I was snitching on you, it was a cover-up!" Filch came out of nowhere and said, "Easy, breezy, beautiful cover-girl!"
Norris continued," I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU to be the one who feeds me my Magic Meow Mix!"
Draco ran off before Mrs. Norris started to sing, " You are my sunshine."
Sadly, Draco wasn't watching where he was going and he ran into a very solid wall. So, he's now in the Hospital Wing. And I cannot harm him anymore, because while he was IN the Hospital Wing, he called his lawyer, and now they're after me. I am now on the run, and I can't write anymore Draco-tortures or they'll drag me off to Wizarding court.
THE END!