Hello again everyone! This is the last chapter to Pokemon High, and boy will it be a lulu! I will remind you all of two things before I begin. The first is that I am having a poll to see which of the many story ideas I should write from next. The choices of series will be listed at the end of the chapter, so please send me an e-mail to vote. The second important notice is that I have never said this would be an AAML fic. I merely said it was a serious take on twerpshipping. Now, I'm not saying it IS NOT an AAML, but you never know.

~Naso



"ORO?!"

-Kenshin/Rurouni Kenshin-



**When you are in need of a simple quote, Kenshin is always an easy reference.**

Chapter 10- Psychic Love Hotline!

As Sabrina lay on the purple satin sheets of her bed, she pondered just how she could handle the latest development between Ash and Misty. Ash had been out of line with Misty, and Misty had hurt Ash. She had counted on Ash screwing up, but not Misty. Now she needed someone to work on Ash while she handled Misty! She turned over towards her dresser, and her dark eyebrows suddenly rose into her hairline.

On her dresser was the cordless phone she kept in her room, and she knew whom she could get to help her. It would take a little persuasion however. She reached over and picked up the receiver, and then she dialed the number she had gotten from Graham at the dance the night before. After the fourth ring the phone was answered by what sounded like an older teen.

"Hello, this is Sabrina. Is Graham home at the moment?" She asked with as much cheer as she could muster. The man on the other end of the line didn't seem to catch it however. "Yes he is, just one second please." The man said before he set the phone down. "Hey idiot you got a phone call!" Sabrina heard the man shout from the background, "Which one? The blue hared one, who else?"

Sabrina laughed slightly to herself before the phone was picked back up a minute later. "Hello, Sabrina?" Graham asked as he came onto the line. "Yes Graham it's me." Sabrina said as she allowed herself to continue smiling somewhat, "I was wondering if you would like to help me with a little project of mine?"

**Yes, she is soooo evil isn't she? Hehehehehehe. Man I'm good. :P**

Ash sat at the dinner table, and he slowly picked at his dinner with his fork. He had his head bent down on the table as he worked at piling his peas into a little mountain on his mashed potatoes. He continued this little game until a minute later the peas became too unstable and rolled off his plate onto the dinner table.

"Ash what's wrong with you tonight?" Delia asked her son, "You came home in such a bad mood last night, and you've been in a funk all day."

**Yes, Delia used the word 'funk'!**

Ash sat up to regard his mother, and he sighed, as he really didn't want to tell her what had happened at Misty's home. "I'm just not feeling well Mom." Ash said, and he realized the implications of what he said a little too late. "Oh no! Ash I'd better take your temperture, and you get up to bed while I get you some medicine!" Delia spouted as she rose to start caring for her son.

"No Mom I'm not sick." Ash quickly stated so as to stop his mother from worrying, "I just had a fight with, a friend today that's all." Delia stopped her mothering when she heard his explanation, but then she suddenly began to smile. "Uh, Mom what's wrong now?" Ash asked, and he soon found himself in a bone-crunching hug from his mother.

"Oh my baby's already had his first fight with his girlfriend." Delia wailed as she held Ash even closer. Ash groaned and tried to squirm away from his mother. That wasn't happening, so he then decided to argue. "Come on Mom, I don't want to talk about that right now." Ash said as he continued to try and fight off his mother.

"Ash you shouldn't hold a grudge. You should make up with Misty." Delia said as she released her son. Delia made sure to look into her son's eyes as she continued. "I know you care about Misty Ash, and it's really not good to try and be upset with her. For one, I know you can't pull it off. For two, life is too short to be spent arguing with the ones you care about." Delia said as Ash avoided her eyes, "Besides, how will I ever get Grandchildren if you two don't make up?"

Ash's face turned beat red when Delia said that. "M-mom! Cut that out!" Ash stammered as he rose to his feet, "I'm going to go up to my room now ok?" Delia only smiled. "Okay son, but try to think about what I said all right?" Ash didn't answer her at first, but Delia eventually got her response. "Sure Mom." He said absently as he climbed the stairs, "I promise I will."

Ash headed to his room, and he sat on his bed as two of the triplets played on the floor. This didn't help his train of thought much, and he ended up leaving the room after about a half an hour to take a walk. Ash went to put on his trainers' jacket as he reached the door, but then he remembered Misty had it. "Just wonderful." Ash muttered to himself.

Putting on his shoes, the young man then started to reach for the doorknob. He was pre-empted however, when the doorbell rang, as his hand was a few inches from the knob. Ash decided to greet the person at the door, and when he opened it he was surprised to see a boy with blue hair whom he had never met before.

Then again he may have met the guy on his pokemon journey. "Hello." Ash said as he tried to remember if he should know the person or not, "What brings you here?" The young man chuckled. "Hi, I'm Graham. I'm a friend of Sabrina, and she asked me to talk with you." Graham said as he introduced himself.

"Well it's nice to meet you Graham." Ash said, "If you want to talk I was just going for a walk. That okay with you?" Graham smirked at the question. "Sure! This way you can give me a tour of where the famous Ash Ketchum grew up!" Graham said as Ash blushed slightly. "I'm not that famous." Ash said as he rubbed the back of his neck, "Anyway let's go then."

While the two boys were starting their walk, someone was also visiting Misty at the Cerulean Gym. Misty and Sabrina sat at the pool and watched the water pokemon swim about, and they both were pleasantly surprised when gyrados came over to greet Sabrina. "It must sense how nice you are." Misty said as Sabrina laid a hand gently against gyrados' head, "Hades normally ignores or attacks strangers. Well he ignores my sisters two, but I think he is just trying to avoid being labeled kawaii."

**Suuurrreeee Misty, you got Sabrina pegged.**

Sabrina continued to rub gyrados down gently as she spoke to Misty.

**Author pulls gauss rifle back out. Didn't I nail all the hentai freaks last time?! Die scum! BLAM!BLAM! BLAM!BLAM! At least there's less this time.**

"I've heard things aren't friendly on the Ash front." Sabrina said casually as gyrados started to sigh contentedly. Misty considered momentarily how Sabrina had known this, but she eventually decided it didn't matter. "Sabrina, can I ask you something?" Misty asked as she clasped her hands together in her lap. Sabrina merely nodded, and Misty couldn't help but start to wring her hands nervously as she started to explain the situation.

"The problem with Ash is that when pikachu died, he decided not to let the babies battle. He didn't tell me that applied to Poppy though." Misty said and she started to realize just what Ash had meant earlier. She really shouldn't have needed to be told to know better. Sabrina almost laughed at Misty, and the red head frowned at her response.

"I don't suppose you could have just played it cool with that temper of yours when he barged in either?" Sabrina queried, and Misty blushed a little out of embarrassment. Sabrina took Misty's hands as the young girl was starting to wring them even harder, and she smiled at her. "You know you two both act that way because you care?" Sabrina asked Misty.

Misty drew in her lower lip and pouted. "I don't anymore that's for sure." She said defiantly as she tried to look away from Sabrina. Sabrina laughed at Misty, and Misty immediately returned her gaze to the dark hared teen in the form of a glare. "Just what do you think is so funny?" Misty asked Sabrina angrily.

Without saying anything Sabrina pulled some pictures from one of her inside pockets, and Misty was presented with an image of Sabrina and Ash snuggled up together on a couch. What's worse was the fact that both were in their underwear. "Still don't care?" Sabrina asked Misty as she smirked in victory.

**Here comes the plot twist!**

Misty drew back from Sabrina as she put her hands to her mouth. "When, how did that happen?!" Misty asked in horror as she continued to look at the photos. Sabrina stopped smirking as she drew a hand up, and the pictures burst into flames. "Actually it didn't happen." Sabrina said as she regained her pleasant smile, "Ash didn't know the difference between pucker and wine coolers, and I got some nice snap shots out of the deal. Nothing happened however."

Misty was still shocked and confused, but she did still hear what Sabrina had said. "But why did you do that?" Misty asked as she tried to make sense of Sabrina's actions, "Why would you WANT to do that?" The dark hared girl turned away from Misty before she spoke again.

"I don't know, but why would YOU is what I'm wondering." Sabrina said calmly, "Ash is slow, headstrong, and so much like you it must make you sick. Also, he is the only one who can seem to hurt you with what he says, but I suspect that is because he is the only one that matters to you."

Misty smiled as she started to think back on some of the things she and Ash had put each other through. It might be Sabrina was right. "Why should I try to make up with him if he hurts me so much?" Misty asked as she started to cave. From her generally concerned expression, to the way she was starting to shiver, were both signs of her anxiety.

"I didn't say you should." Sabrina said as she turned back around to address Misty, "You should trust the psychic on this though: You won't find anyone you'll love more." Misty smiled and her cheeks became tinted in a deep blush. "I don't know how he feels though." She said as she put her palms to her cheeks to mask the blush.

"Oh, I assume we'll find that out soon enough." Sabrina said, and she winked at Misty. "So what DO I do then?" Misty asked curiously. "I suggest," Sabrina started absently, "That you dress up for when Ash gets here. We wouldn't want him to make up his mind, and then see you in nothing but your bathing suit."

Misty blushed even deeper as she recalled something. "Actually, Ash really likes this bathing suit." Misty said, and Sabrina raised an eyebrow at the remark. "Oh does he now?" She said as she teased her friend, "Is it because the orange accents your top?" Misty shrieked at her for that. "That isn't why Sabrina!" She exclaimed. Sabrina only looked at her curiously. "He bought you and orange and black swimsuit, and he didn't think about your orange hair?" Sabrina asked.

Misty's even DEEPER blush explained her thoughts a second later. "Oh you thought I meant THAT top!" Sabrina exclaimed, "I'm sorry Misty. I didn't realize you were so perverted." Misty glared at Sabrina, but the psychic pretended not to notice.

"Sabrina why did you do this though?" Misty asked the other girl. Sabrina only smiled a little. "It didn't take a psychic to know the two of you would need help in the future!" Sabrina teased. She shrieked when Misty pushed her into the pool however. Unlike Misty Sabrina was in her street cloths.

**So, did Sabrina's scheme shock any of you? ^_^**

Graham meanwhile had been trying to talk his way through Ash's thick skull. He hadn't planned on using the photocopies Sabrina had given him, because he believed he could talk some sense into Ash. As both teens were starting to lose their patience however, Graham decided to use the secret weapon.

"Ash do you remember the time these pictures were taken?" Graham asked as he presented Ash with the photos. Ash's face grew panicked as he took a first look, and he nervously checked for Misty to be around somewhere. When he didn't see her he turned back to Graham. "Sorry that's habit." Ash explained, "When did this happen?! How did you get them?" Graham laughed as Ash was slowly starting to panic.

"It's okay Ash. Nothing really happened to the both of you, but Sabrina wanted to get a point across to you and Misty." Graham said as he tried to calm the other teen down, "She wanted you and Misty to understand just how special what the two of you have is. Before now you probably didn't know, and the fight you got into with her was good proof of that."

Ash looked over at Graham skeptically, and he still had questions. "Nothing happened at all?" Ash asked. "No Ash, Sabrina doesn't think you're half the catch that Misty does. However, at the point you two are at now, something like this would have ended you two." Graham explained to the worried trainer, "I could go on to explain it, but I know what you were thinking when you saw those pictures. You thought: Oh shit! It's over. I no longer have a chance with Misty. Am I right?"

Ash nodded as he realized what Graham was implying. "You should make sure she knows you feel like you do about her." Graham said, "Sabrina and I were here to show you both the way THIS time, but you have to realize there won't be a second chance next time you screw up." Ash stared at Graham for a moment, and then he realized something else as well. "You mean Sabrina's talked to Misty?" Ash asked and Graham nodded.

"If I were you I'd strike while the iron's hot young man." Graham said. Ash smiled and started to run back to his house for his pokeballs. "If I were YOU," Ash called over his shoulder, "I'd quit talking like my mother!" As Ash turned his head back away from Graham he missed the face-fault that occurred.

~ In that evening Ash and Misty both realized (With a little help.) that fighting with the one you love is pointless, and that it only hurts both parties in the quarrel. When Ash reached Cerulean City that night Misty was waiting for him. Ash never even noticed Sabrina exit still sopping wet, and he managed to earn a kiss from his true love for the second time in a weekend. While it would be a lie to say Ash and Misty never fought with each other after that night, they still managed to stay together for a long, long time. Just how long is that? Oh I don't know.~

In the living room of her house Misty flipped through to the last page of her scrapbook, and her young daughter smiled as she gazed up at her mother. "Mom, why were there fireman at the wedding?" Her daughter, Sakura, asked as she toyed with her boyishly short red hair. Misty only smiled as she recalled it. "Well daddy thought it would be nice to have his charizard back for the wedding." Misty explained to the six-year-old.

Sakura giggled at what her mommy had said. "I bet you argued with him about it!" She teased. "Well we argued for a bit beforehand." Misty explained, "But I don't think we argued even once on our wedding." Sakura looked at her mother in shock, but her next question was cut short as the front door opened. "It's daddy!" Sakura shouted as she leapt off her mother's lap and ran to greet the man at the door. He was taller than Misty, he had short black hair, and over his work cloths he still wore his league jacket. The jacket had obviously had a few adjustments made over the years, and a small imprint of 'Rocket Dress' was visible on the collar.

Sakura jumped up into her dad's arms as he clamored on about her day. "Mommy said you didn't argue once during the entire day you got married!" Sakura said, "That's not true is it daddy?" Ash smiled to himself as he started to shake his head. "Well that night there was a conversation abou- " Ash began, but Misty cut him off. "Ash she's only six!" Misty suddenly spouted, and her husband blushed.

"Oops, sorry Sakura you can't hear about THAT argument." Ash explained as Misty gave him a dirty look. She was smiling despite the look though, so it lost it's meaning to Ash. "You two are so impossible." Misty said as she walked over to embrace her husband and daughter in a tight hug.

Misty sent Sakura to wash up for dinner a minute later, and Ash smiled as he embraced her once again. "You know I don't think we ever resolved that argument." Ash said as he kissed Misty's ear from behind. "Yes we did." Misty explained as she smirked at her husband's antics, "I got to be on top."

~Fin.

Okay now was that a good ending? Consequently I don't have to worry about any kids reading that, because to them it's an inside joke. My, wasn't this a dirty little chapter, and I think I managed not to WAFF to many of you out. I was a little more careful about how I went through the events of the chapter, so hopefully this was really enjoyable for my readers. Not too many spelling mistakes either I hope? I hope you all give me feedback on what you think. I wrote this story as a dare mostly, but all the feedback I received made me really stop and realize just how big a part pokemon is to fanfiction.net! Anyway I promised to list the different fics I was currently thinking about writing next, so here they are for your voting pleasure!

Hokouden: Zero Stance/Street Fighter Alpha- A fic about Sakura's ongoing training in Hokouden and a hidden technique that is derived from Ryu's observation. Possibly a Ryu/Sakura fic.

Ship Rebuilt/Outlaw Star- Hamnio is revived after her defeat in space, and she spends years regaining the trust of the pirate emperor for Hazanko's treachery. The McDougels are hired to help her in her last job to regain her position in the pirate guild: Destroy the outlaw star and it's ENTIRE crew.

The Fifth Level/Dragonballz- Bulma and Marron visit Trunks in the future with supplies needed by the people, and they get to meet Trunk's son. Say hello to Gomen Marron! That's right, for once it is the Son naming system being made fun of not the Briefs!

Angel's Comet/Escaflowne- Can the magic of Vahn's wings bring Vahn to earth now that he is free of his duties as king? Even bigger a question: Can he find Hitomi without getting put in an asylum?

Pokemon High 2/Pokemon- Will Sakura really leave her home and her breeder responsibilities to start her own pokemon journey. Maybe, and then again, maybe not!

The Gundam Peacecraft/Gundam Wing- Dorothy gets injured by terrorists from her colony, but when Quatre and the other pilots rescue her, they learn that there is more to the terrorists than they think.

Allergic Reaction/Ranma ½- Ukyo finds out she has an allergic reaction to one of the latest ingredients in her food. Ryoga is the one responsible for the accident, and when he makes it up to her by escorting her to the hospital there is trouble. What happened to Ukyo where she would need an escort though?

Moon Baby/Zoids- New Zoids aren't the only thing found on the moon, and the Blitz team isn't the only one there to discover them either. Wait, why the hell is Bit on the moon let alone the Blitz team?

Long Katana/Rurouni Kenshin- Kenshin is approached by two people about his sword! The first is the love of his life, and the second is a man running from the Masamune!

I have many insane plot ideas, but believe me they aren't any worse than this one I swear. They are only a little more far-fetched'! Okay that's a bad pun I know, but I just love the things. Hope you all give me good feedback on this, and I hope you all vote on the next story I should start. It has been a pleasure entertaining you all.

~Naso