They were the Martians,
The Butt-Ugly Martians.
They were the Martians,
The Butt-Stupid Martians.

We all wanted a war.
They just wanted to be a bore.
We all wanted to conquer the Earth.
But what ceased us was the horror of their birth.

They were the Martians,
The Butt-Ugly Martians.
They were the Martians,
The Butt-Stupid Martians.

So we, of course, started a war,
We sure got a lot of gore.
When they tried to runaway,
They heard us and Jhonen say:

YOU ALL SUCK!(oh yeah!) You are all going to die!(Let's get ready!)
B.K.M! JV wants a pie!

They were the Martians,
The Butt-Ugly Martians.
They were the Martians,
The Butt-Stupid Martians.

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I got bored, okay? Hehe, feel free to do better versions of this. Please. Much better ones...that shouldn't be too hard seeing this one's.....ummm.....butt-uglyness.