1 Wish You A Dream Come True
1.1 By Sailor Gundam Fantasy AND co-written by Fantasy-chan
Chapter 4: The Ultimate Relena and Mamoru Bash!!!
Disclaimer (…=P):
SGF: Heeeeelllllllll-
Fantasy-chan: -llllloooo! What's up my peoples? I know many of you don't know me, but I'm the one who answers your emails and helps with the stories…. I know you guys just love me!
SGF:…Whatever!
(Everyone blinks.)
Quatre: I don't get it, aren't you two the same person?
SGF and Fantasy-chan (appalled): NOO!
Fantasy-chan: You see, SGF and me are kind of twins. Well, a couple of years ago-
SGF: -F-chan discovered she could summon me if she ever needed help. Kind of like a guardian angel. As we got older, we realized we looked exactly alike! Then we found out we were really lost twins and I had a lot of special abilities. As in changing into Sailor Gundam Fantasy! My real name is Fantasia however. F-chan has a similar name as you could see. Well anyways, one day she summoned me…and I couldn't go back to where I belonged! So, I had to stay here…
Fantasy-chan: Unfortunately…
SGF: What?!
Fantasy-chan: Nothing!
SGF: Oh wells…anyways we are also going to answer some of your review questions but not before… Jett from Cowboy Bebop appears!
(Jett from Cowboy Bebop appears.)
Jett from Cowboy Bebop: Hi, How ya'll doing?
Fantasy-chan: Jettttttyyyyy!!! (Glomps Jett while everyone sweatdrops)
SGF:oooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy…
Duo: Well anyways….
SGF: Yeah, well Duo here will answer a question from one of the reviewers…
Duo: Ok…Duo's style right?
SGF: Of course Duo-chan.
Duo (smiling): Ok then…ummm the question was why Heero was only under Usagi…well…uh…hmmmm….
Minako: WELL?!
Jett: Can someone please get this thing...uh, girl off me?
SGF: Sure! (Tries to pry Fantasy-chan off of poor Jett but failing miserably)
Duo: Well…err…oh yeah! There was a mistake that Fantasy-baka and-
Fantasy-chan (while glomping Jett): HEY!
Duo: SGF-chan made and for making it, they decided on this. That well, you get to pick pairings! You can pick and type of pairings…to weird to VERY weird to normal…and they apologize…. They would say this if they weren't, uh, busy. (Sighs) I only ask you to pair me up with SGF-chan or a scout that's pretty and cool just like her…
All the scouts excluding Haruka and SGF: HEY!!!
Minako: We're all very beautiful!
Ami: And SGF is not even in the story!
Rei: And anyways it's what on the inside that counts!
Duo: Guts?
Wufei: (chuckling) Stupid weak braided baka Maxwell…Stupid baka weak onnas…
(Every girl excluding SGF and Fantasy-chan jumps Wufei.)
Heero: The braided baka obviously forgot to say that all comments and flames are accepted and read and they really appreciate it. And she wants more ways to torture Mamo-baka and Relena-baka. Moreover, all pairings will be shown next chapter, which will be released next weekend. And happy early birthday Fantasy-chan and Sailor Gundam Fantasy-chan or Fantasia- chan. Give them reviews for their birthday…flames are accepted. Mission complete.
SGF: Oh yeah, there is A LOT of…
Girls: MAMO-bashing!
Fantasy-chan: and…
Boys: RELENA-Bashing!
SGF: In this chapter! So be warned reader…
Mako: And now we present to you…
Michiru: The Bashing full…
Hotaru: Chapter 4 The Ultimate Relena and Mamoru Bash!
Setsuna: And let's not forget, SGF-chan nor Fantasy-chan will never in the future own GW or SM…sorry girls.
SGF and Fantasy-chan: AWWWW MAN!
Jett: And Review Reader…
At Usagi's House 7:54 A.M.
Luna sighed as she watched her mistress toss and turn in the bed, snoring and obviously sleeping. She glanced at the time and smiled. Usagi was slowly turning back into Usagi again. For the last couple of days, she was waking up on time, giving Luna and the rest of the family pre-heart attacks. AND even scarier, she was eating a lot less. Luna sighed as she looked at her princess with compassion. Luna knew about Mamoru's and Usagi's break-up and knew the reason behind it. However, if Usagi chose to not reveal any of the facts, Luna respected her privacy. Of course Usagi didn't know Luna knew, but being a cat had its advantages. She had followed Usagi again, feeling something was going to happen. She had saw Mamoru slap Usagi…though she doubted that Usagi realized it had happened because of all the pain that filled her. Luna was really tempted to tell the inners and outers, and Artemis, her kitty love, to go kick some Mamo ass, but like I said, she respected Usagi's privacy. Now here she was counting off the time until her Mistress woke up.
3.2.1.
(Come on people, say it with me.) "AHHHH!!! I'm late again!!!" came the voice, as a blond flash went through the room to the bathroom and out again. Luna was still surprised to no end how fast that girl could take a shower and get dressed that quickly. It wouldn't surprise her if she had the power to control time. And that was when Luna chuckled. But then again, if she did control time, she would be able to get to school on time…and that Setsuna-chan would have some competition as time guardian. She glanced at the clock and saw 7:58. She had exactly 2 minutes to go to school.
"LUNA! This is no time to laugh I got to go! See you later!" The blonde blur (that was once called Usagi) ran out the bedroom door, down the stairs (which she stumbled on, hey I love Usa, but she wouldn't be Usa without stumbling just a little), through the kitchen, in which she grabbed a piece of cold toast, hastily said good-bye to her mother, father, and Shingo her younger brother, and ran out the door. It was then, Luna realized something that Usagi had obviously forgot. She had no school today; it was an unused snow day.
Down the 4th street from the Tsukino home
Anyone, and I mean, anyone who saw the jetting Usagi might have thought her to be a missile, which basically she was. She managed to dodge most of the people…all the people except for one.
She crashed into a hard chest and was pushed backward into the hard ground. She landed hard on her butt, and looked up to see who she it. She glared at the person…it was non-other than…the bastard of the year…Mr. Chiba himself (Fantasy-chan: FYI, bastard of the century I mean! Sorry but in this fic, even though I helped make it, I have lost all respect for Mamo- baka and Relena-baka…though SGF still has respect for him and she kind of likes him and her! Soon, she'll make a Sere/Darien fic…but until then =P).
"Well, well, well…if it isn't odango atama," said the drawling voice making Usagi want to punch him.
"Shut-up Mamo-baka," Usagi snapped back, glaring at the man who had the audacity to face her after he did that to her.
"Oooohh…Don't be so mean Usako," his tone somewhat softened, almost seductively. (Fantasy-chan: EWWWWLLLL!!!) A bell rang in Usagi's head, telling her run! She stood up quickly, glaring at him. Though she was stronger than Mamoru magic-wise, he was stronger physically. And the street was almost empty, which was very unusual for a Tokyo street, but practically everyone was in school and at work. All except these two. She walked toward him and tried to get past him when she grabbed her by the waist tightly and kissed her quite passionately, bruising her lips.
It took awhile to register what had just happened, and Usagi was clearly shocked, appalled, and very disgusted. But before she could do anything, Mamoru suddenly let her go, making her stumble from lack of support, and gasped in pain, cursing A LOT. Usagi looked up and gasped seeing…
(Fantasy-chan: "I think I'll make this a cliffhanger here…" SGF: "NO WAY! This is my story too. I'll be continuing now!")
…Claw scratches on the side of his face, and Luna not to far away, panting slightly. She had run out of the house after Usagi, and arrived just in time to see Mamoru force Usagi to kiss him. Mamoru stared at the black feline before growling menacingly and stepping toward the frail animal. Luna did not notice this and asked Usagi if she was alright. She didn't see the foot that came to her side except when she felt, howling out in pain. The kick itself made Luna fly a couple of yards away, landing hard on the cement, her gasping in pain. Usagi looked at Mamoru in horror, before swiftly making her way to him and knocking the living hell out of him. Her fist got in contact with his jaw, sending his face to the side, and her knee got in contact with his groin (SGF: ouch.). She heard him take a sharp intake of breath as he well to the ground, gasping deeply. She snarled at her, picking himself up. Before Usagi could do anything however, Mamoru's hand slapped her face, hard. She fell to the ground, grasping her very red cheek. She had tears in her eyes and she tried to grab for Luna. She held Luna and tried to get up as Mamoru started at her. He was only a few feet in front of her when a familiar brunette knocked him down, as an unforgettable blonde punched him the face, enough to break his jaw. Unfortunately, it didn't. However, the duo did mange to accomplish major bruises on his face and ribs (Fantasy-chan: woohoo! More bashing!). Usagi looked up to see Haruka and Makoto (SGF: YEAH HARUKA AND MAKO!) glaring at Mamoru with pure hatred, and also to see the other senshi doing the same. Ami and Michiru went to pick their hime/princess up, while Hotaru went to heal Luna who was in serious pain. Rei, Haruka, Minako, and Makoto all gathered around Mamoru, looking at him with disgust. Mamoru looked at them fearfully from the ground, eyes widened in panic.
"Uh, g-g-girls? W-what are y-you d-doing?" Mamoru put on a fake shocked voice to see if he could get away, but cursed as he heard his voice laced with fear.
"I believe, Mamoru, the question is, what were YOU doing to our hime?" Setsuna asked, positively pissed at the events that had taken place.
"Why, I didn't do anything Sets," Mamoru lied, picking himself slowly up.
"LIAR!" Haruka yelled, punching him the face, nearly knocking him down again. "What dishonor you show, prince of Earth! How dare you harm the very person you're supposed to protect, our Koneko-chan!"
"Yeah! That was a promise you broke that you'll now regret breaking Mamo- baka!" Rei yelled, slapping Mamoru in his face very hard, which stung him even more because the slap was on the now bleeding cat scratches.
"B-B-But, but I d-didn't do anything!" Mamoru yelled, looking for anyone on the street to help him out, but the street was surprisingly deserted…like anyone would help him.
"Puh-lease Mamoru! We saw you freaking son-of-a-gun! How DARE you even touch her?! You will pay for that, for I am the goddess of love!" it was Minako who yelled this time, who was unfortunately (for Mamoru) currently carrying Ami's books. You see, the girls had forgot there was no school today too (can you imagine Ami forgetting something?! But like I always say, no one's perfect!) and decided to walk with Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Setsuna, who were going to the hair salon (Michiru obviously forced Haruka to go), Minako decided to give Ami a break and carried some of the books for her, when her schedule slipped out, they found out from her schedule that there was no school today. They were on their way to the salon when the heard cats howl and Usagi's voice yell. They made their way over to the corner swiftly to see Mamoru smack Usagi and make her way to her, when a brown and blonde hurricane (formally known as Mako and Ruka) flew into him. Minako was still holding Ami's books, and seemed to remember them as she continuously beat him in the head with them.
Mamoru knew that if he didn't do anything right now, while he was getting his head thumped and beat, that he was going to die today. He pulled out his rose (oh here we go…)and transformed into Tuxedo Mask. He knocked the books away and slapped Minako, who in turned kicked him where it hurts. He bent down fast gasping, glaring at the girls as they shouted their transformation phrases (you know…flashy light display, blah, blah, blah.). Usagi remained Usagi, without shouting or talking at all.
Mamoru glared the girls for 5 more seconds before looking back Usagi, and his eyes filled with lust and greed. He then whispered to her, so only she would hear. She could see all the bruises on his face…and he gasped at what he said to her as he slowly disappeared.
"You will be mine Usako…."
At Peacecrap-er-craft Academy
"AWWWWW MAN! Did we have to actually COME here?!" Duo's voice whined and whined, slowly getting on the pilots nerve. It was the 121st time he said that, and the pilots did not appreciate it. They were stuck in a room while they waited for the it…known as Relena. Though they all had to agree with him, they all refused to voice their opinions. Quatre was too much of a gentleman, Trowa was just Trowa, Wufei thought it was dishonorable to complain, even if this was a monster they were facing, and Heero was the perfect soldier. Leaving Duo to whine his ass off.
"Weak dishonorable Maxwell shut-up or your braid is mine!" Wufei's voice yelled out throughout the room, but Duo just ignored it, used to Wufei's constant threatening.
"When is she coooommmmiiiiinngggg out?" that did it. But before the rest of the pilots could lash against the braided baka, the 'it' came in. she glanced about the room, her eyes finally taking a rest on a certain pilot. He rolled his eyes, preparing for the wail to come. She took a deep breath, opened her mouth wide and…
…received a dirty sock in her mouth. There was a slight snicker in the room, coming from Wufei and Duo mainly. Trowa looked away, in the other direction, a slightly evil smirk grace his mouth. Quatre was red head to toe as he tried not to laugh, and even Heero wasn't immune. He looked out the window, but on his lips played a nice smirk. Relena, slightly abashed, spit out the sock and glared at the culprit. "HEERO! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!" she yelled, making everyone in the room cringe. Heero 'hnn'ed and continued to look out the window, a frown now on his face.
She forgot everything, again, and remembered she had something to do. She opened her mouth, again, and wailed a wail that 160% beat a lion's roar. "HHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Everyone cringed again, as the thing made it's way to Heero's side of the room. Every pilot wisely stepped out of the way as the maroon train known as Relena made it's way toward the Prussian eyed pilot of Zero. He sighed and stepped out of the way, holding out his left foot, making her fly through the air, hit a vase headfirst, and land into a wall. Duo was busy laughing his ass off, Quatre was giggling behind his hand, Wufei was snickering, Trowa had a small smile, and Heero was smirking with one eyebrow up (translation: That was Dumb ass funny!).
Relena got up slowly, dusting herself off glaring at Duo. There was a big bump on her head, and she was disappointed that she couldn't glomp 'her' Heero. She opened her mouth for another wail, but then stopped as she realized something wet hit her forehead. She reached up to reach her forehead, but before that hand reached it, there was a downpour of pink paint landed on her. There were a couple of burst of laughter, coming from Quatre and Duo, a 'weak onna' comment from a snickering Wufei, and A snicker that escaped Trowa, and a large smirk that was on Heero's face. Relena was clearly very embarrassed, and just as she was about to say something, a pack of flour hit her head, making her hair white (ahhhh! It's a pink demon!) This released another burst of laughter from four pilots and a smirk grew on a pilot's face.
Relena glared at the four pilots before asking "WHO?!" An impish and proud grin graced the pilot of DeathScythes face before walking out of the room, knowing where the room was. "Hey! Where are you going?!"
Duo turned around and smirked. "Well if you don't have anything smart to say, then don't say anything at all. So you shouldn't talk Relena," Herro answered, also knowing where his room was. The pilots soon followed leaving Relena where she was. A minute later a certain braided pilot was back…with a Kodak. He took about 20 pictures before jetting down the hall, leaving a very shocked Relena.
SGF: SOOOOO….how do you like? Let me know ok?
Fantasy-chan: NO let me know! Oh yeah, there will be a vote on who is the better, me or SGF. Of course I'm gonna win! Start voting please!
Duo: SGF, Fantasia-chan all the way!
Fantasy-chan: WHAT?!
Duo: Umm…err…remember reader…
Haruka: Review Reader! Or do I have to start threatening you…?
Wufei: Onna, like you could do anything…
(Haruka starts beating up Wufei.)
Jett: That was an interesting chapter….
Fantasy-chan: Jeeettttttttyyyyyy-chhhaannnn! (glomps Jett.)
SGF: He has to go F-chan…
Fantasy-chan: Shut-up you!
Quatre: Please review reader…
Jett: yes (tries to get air)…review…please…help…
1.1 By Sailor Gundam Fantasy AND co-written by Fantasy-chan
Chapter 4: The Ultimate Relena and Mamoru Bash!!!
Disclaimer (…=P):
SGF: Heeeeelllllllll-
Fantasy-chan: -llllloooo! What's up my peoples? I know many of you don't know me, but I'm the one who answers your emails and helps with the stories…. I know you guys just love me!
SGF:…Whatever!
(Everyone blinks.)
Quatre: I don't get it, aren't you two the same person?
SGF and Fantasy-chan (appalled): NOO!
Fantasy-chan: You see, SGF and me are kind of twins. Well, a couple of years ago-
SGF: -F-chan discovered she could summon me if she ever needed help. Kind of like a guardian angel. As we got older, we realized we looked exactly alike! Then we found out we were really lost twins and I had a lot of special abilities. As in changing into Sailor Gundam Fantasy! My real name is Fantasia however. F-chan has a similar name as you could see. Well anyways, one day she summoned me…and I couldn't go back to where I belonged! So, I had to stay here…
Fantasy-chan: Unfortunately…
SGF: What?!
Fantasy-chan: Nothing!
SGF: Oh wells…anyways we are also going to answer some of your review questions but not before… Jett from Cowboy Bebop appears!
(Jett from Cowboy Bebop appears.)
Jett from Cowboy Bebop: Hi, How ya'll doing?
Fantasy-chan: Jettttttyyyyy!!! (Glomps Jett while everyone sweatdrops)
SGF:oooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy…
Duo: Well anyways….
SGF: Yeah, well Duo here will answer a question from one of the reviewers…
Duo: Ok…Duo's style right?
SGF: Of course Duo-chan.
Duo (smiling): Ok then…ummm the question was why Heero was only under Usagi…well…uh…hmmmm….
Minako: WELL?!
Jett: Can someone please get this thing...uh, girl off me?
SGF: Sure! (Tries to pry Fantasy-chan off of poor Jett but failing miserably)
Duo: Well…err…oh yeah! There was a mistake that Fantasy-baka and-
Fantasy-chan (while glomping Jett): HEY!
Duo: SGF-chan made and for making it, they decided on this. That well, you get to pick pairings! You can pick and type of pairings…to weird to VERY weird to normal…and they apologize…. They would say this if they weren't, uh, busy. (Sighs) I only ask you to pair me up with SGF-chan or a scout that's pretty and cool just like her…
All the scouts excluding Haruka and SGF: HEY!!!
Minako: We're all very beautiful!
Ami: And SGF is not even in the story!
Rei: And anyways it's what on the inside that counts!
Duo: Guts?
Wufei: (chuckling) Stupid weak braided baka Maxwell…Stupid baka weak onnas…
(Every girl excluding SGF and Fantasy-chan jumps Wufei.)
Heero: The braided baka obviously forgot to say that all comments and flames are accepted and read and they really appreciate it. And she wants more ways to torture Mamo-baka and Relena-baka. Moreover, all pairings will be shown next chapter, which will be released next weekend. And happy early birthday Fantasy-chan and Sailor Gundam Fantasy-chan or Fantasia- chan. Give them reviews for their birthday…flames are accepted. Mission complete.
SGF: Oh yeah, there is A LOT of…
Girls: MAMO-bashing!
Fantasy-chan: and…
Boys: RELENA-Bashing!
SGF: In this chapter! So be warned reader…
Mako: And now we present to you…
Michiru: The Bashing full…
Hotaru: Chapter 4 The Ultimate Relena and Mamoru Bash!
Setsuna: And let's not forget, SGF-chan nor Fantasy-chan will never in the future own GW or SM…sorry girls.
SGF and Fantasy-chan: AWWWW MAN!
Jett: And Review Reader…
At Usagi's House 7:54 A.M.
Luna sighed as she watched her mistress toss and turn in the bed, snoring and obviously sleeping. She glanced at the time and smiled. Usagi was slowly turning back into Usagi again. For the last couple of days, she was waking up on time, giving Luna and the rest of the family pre-heart attacks. AND even scarier, she was eating a lot less. Luna sighed as she looked at her princess with compassion. Luna knew about Mamoru's and Usagi's break-up and knew the reason behind it. However, if Usagi chose to not reveal any of the facts, Luna respected her privacy. Of course Usagi didn't know Luna knew, but being a cat had its advantages. She had followed Usagi again, feeling something was going to happen. She had saw Mamoru slap Usagi…though she doubted that Usagi realized it had happened because of all the pain that filled her. Luna was really tempted to tell the inners and outers, and Artemis, her kitty love, to go kick some Mamo ass, but like I said, she respected Usagi's privacy. Now here she was counting off the time until her Mistress woke up.
3.2.1.
(Come on people, say it with me.) "AHHHH!!! I'm late again!!!" came the voice, as a blond flash went through the room to the bathroom and out again. Luna was still surprised to no end how fast that girl could take a shower and get dressed that quickly. It wouldn't surprise her if she had the power to control time. And that was when Luna chuckled. But then again, if she did control time, she would be able to get to school on time…and that Setsuna-chan would have some competition as time guardian. She glanced at the clock and saw 7:58. She had exactly 2 minutes to go to school.
"LUNA! This is no time to laugh I got to go! See you later!" The blonde blur (that was once called Usagi) ran out the bedroom door, down the stairs (which she stumbled on, hey I love Usa, but she wouldn't be Usa without stumbling just a little), through the kitchen, in which she grabbed a piece of cold toast, hastily said good-bye to her mother, father, and Shingo her younger brother, and ran out the door. It was then, Luna realized something that Usagi had obviously forgot. She had no school today; it was an unused snow day.
Down the 4th street from the Tsukino home
Anyone, and I mean, anyone who saw the jetting Usagi might have thought her to be a missile, which basically she was. She managed to dodge most of the people…all the people except for one.
She crashed into a hard chest and was pushed backward into the hard ground. She landed hard on her butt, and looked up to see who she it. She glared at the person…it was non-other than…the bastard of the year…Mr. Chiba himself (Fantasy-chan: FYI, bastard of the century I mean! Sorry but in this fic, even though I helped make it, I have lost all respect for Mamo- baka and Relena-baka…though SGF still has respect for him and she kind of likes him and her! Soon, she'll make a Sere/Darien fic…but until then =P).
"Well, well, well…if it isn't odango atama," said the drawling voice making Usagi want to punch him.
"Shut-up Mamo-baka," Usagi snapped back, glaring at the man who had the audacity to face her after he did that to her.
"Oooohh…Don't be so mean Usako," his tone somewhat softened, almost seductively. (Fantasy-chan: EWWWWLLLL!!!) A bell rang in Usagi's head, telling her run! She stood up quickly, glaring at him. Though she was stronger than Mamoru magic-wise, he was stronger physically. And the street was almost empty, which was very unusual for a Tokyo street, but practically everyone was in school and at work. All except these two. She walked toward him and tried to get past him when she grabbed her by the waist tightly and kissed her quite passionately, bruising her lips.
It took awhile to register what had just happened, and Usagi was clearly shocked, appalled, and very disgusted. But before she could do anything, Mamoru suddenly let her go, making her stumble from lack of support, and gasped in pain, cursing A LOT. Usagi looked up and gasped seeing…
(Fantasy-chan: "I think I'll make this a cliffhanger here…" SGF: "NO WAY! This is my story too. I'll be continuing now!")
…Claw scratches on the side of his face, and Luna not to far away, panting slightly. She had run out of the house after Usagi, and arrived just in time to see Mamoru force Usagi to kiss him. Mamoru stared at the black feline before growling menacingly and stepping toward the frail animal. Luna did not notice this and asked Usagi if she was alright. She didn't see the foot that came to her side except when she felt, howling out in pain. The kick itself made Luna fly a couple of yards away, landing hard on the cement, her gasping in pain. Usagi looked at Mamoru in horror, before swiftly making her way to him and knocking the living hell out of him. Her fist got in contact with his jaw, sending his face to the side, and her knee got in contact with his groin (SGF: ouch.). She heard him take a sharp intake of breath as he well to the ground, gasping deeply. She snarled at her, picking himself up. Before Usagi could do anything however, Mamoru's hand slapped her face, hard. She fell to the ground, grasping her very red cheek. She had tears in her eyes and she tried to grab for Luna. She held Luna and tried to get up as Mamoru started at her. He was only a few feet in front of her when a familiar brunette knocked him down, as an unforgettable blonde punched him the face, enough to break his jaw. Unfortunately, it didn't. However, the duo did mange to accomplish major bruises on his face and ribs (Fantasy-chan: woohoo! More bashing!). Usagi looked up to see Haruka and Makoto (SGF: YEAH HARUKA AND MAKO!) glaring at Mamoru with pure hatred, and also to see the other senshi doing the same. Ami and Michiru went to pick their hime/princess up, while Hotaru went to heal Luna who was in serious pain. Rei, Haruka, Minako, and Makoto all gathered around Mamoru, looking at him with disgust. Mamoru looked at them fearfully from the ground, eyes widened in panic.
"Uh, g-g-girls? W-what are y-you d-doing?" Mamoru put on a fake shocked voice to see if he could get away, but cursed as he heard his voice laced with fear.
"I believe, Mamoru, the question is, what were YOU doing to our hime?" Setsuna asked, positively pissed at the events that had taken place.
"Why, I didn't do anything Sets," Mamoru lied, picking himself slowly up.
"LIAR!" Haruka yelled, punching him the face, nearly knocking him down again. "What dishonor you show, prince of Earth! How dare you harm the very person you're supposed to protect, our Koneko-chan!"
"Yeah! That was a promise you broke that you'll now regret breaking Mamo- baka!" Rei yelled, slapping Mamoru in his face very hard, which stung him even more because the slap was on the now bleeding cat scratches.
"B-B-But, but I d-didn't do anything!" Mamoru yelled, looking for anyone on the street to help him out, but the street was surprisingly deserted…like anyone would help him.
"Puh-lease Mamoru! We saw you freaking son-of-a-gun! How DARE you even touch her?! You will pay for that, for I am the goddess of love!" it was Minako who yelled this time, who was unfortunately (for Mamoru) currently carrying Ami's books. You see, the girls had forgot there was no school today too (can you imagine Ami forgetting something?! But like I always say, no one's perfect!) and decided to walk with Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Setsuna, who were going to the hair salon (Michiru obviously forced Haruka to go), Minako decided to give Ami a break and carried some of the books for her, when her schedule slipped out, they found out from her schedule that there was no school today. They were on their way to the salon when the heard cats howl and Usagi's voice yell. They made their way over to the corner swiftly to see Mamoru smack Usagi and make her way to her, when a brown and blonde hurricane (formally known as Mako and Ruka) flew into him. Minako was still holding Ami's books, and seemed to remember them as she continuously beat him in the head with them.
Mamoru knew that if he didn't do anything right now, while he was getting his head thumped and beat, that he was going to die today. He pulled out his rose (oh here we go…)and transformed into Tuxedo Mask. He knocked the books away and slapped Minako, who in turned kicked him where it hurts. He bent down fast gasping, glaring at the girls as they shouted their transformation phrases (you know…flashy light display, blah, blah, blah.). Usagi remained Usagi, without shouting or talking at all.
Mamoru glared the girls for 5 more seconds before looking back Usagi, and his eyes filled with lust and greed. He then whispered to her, so only she would hear. She could see all the bruises on his face…and he gasped at what he said to her as he slowly disappeared.
"You will be mine Usako…."
At Peacecrap-er-craft Academy
"AWWWWW MAN! Did we have to actually COME here?!" Duo's voice whined and whined, slowly getting on the pilots nerve. It was the 121st time he said that, and the pilots did not appreciate it. They were stuck in a room while they waited for the it…known as Relena. Though they all had to agree with him, they all refused to voice their opinions. Quatre was too much of a gentleman, Trowa was just Trowa, Wufei thought it was dishonorable to complain, even if this was a monster they were facing, and Heero was the perfect soldier. Leaving Duo to whine his ass off.
"Weak dishonorable Maxwell shut-up or your braid is mine!" Wufei's voice yelled out throughout the room, but Duo just ignored it, used to Wufei's constant threatening.
"When is she coooommmmiiiiinngggg out?" that did it. But before the rest of the pilots could lash against the braided baka, the 'it' came in. she glanced about the room, her eyes finally taking a rest on a certain pilot. He rolled his eyes, preparing for the wail to come. She took a deep breath, opened her mouth wide and…
…received a dirty sock in her mouth. There was a slight snicker in the room, coming from Wufei and Duo mainly. Trowa looked away, in the other direction, a slightly evil smirk grace his mouth. Quatre was red head to toe as he tried not to laugh, and even Heero wasn't immune. He looked out the window, but on his lips played a nice smirk. Relena, slightly abashed, spit out the sock and glared at the culprit. "HEERO! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!" she yelled, making everyone in the room cringe. Heero 'hnn'ed and continued to look out the window, a frown now on his face.
She forgot everything, again, and remembered she had something to do. She opened her mouth, again, and wailed a wail that 160% beat a lion's roar. "HHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Everyone cringed again, as the thing made it's way to Heero's side of the room. Every pilot wisely stepped out of the way as the maroon train known as Relena made it's way toward the Prussian eyed pilot of Zero. He sighed and stepped out of the way, holding out his left foot, making her fly through the air, hit a vase headfirst, and land into a wall. Duo was busy laughing his ass off, Quatre was giggling behind his hand, Wufei was snickering, Trowa had a small smile, and Heero was smirking with one eyebrow up (translation: That was Dumb ass funny!).
Relena got up slowly, dusting herself off glaring at Duo. There was a big bump on her head, and she was disappointed that she couldn't glomp 'her' Heero. She opened her mouth for another wail, but then stopped as she realized something wet hit her forehead. She reached up to reach her forehead, but before that hand reached it, there was a downpour of pink paint landed on her. There were a couple of burst of laughter, coming from Quatre and Duo, a 'weak onna' comment from a snickering Wufei, and A snicker that escaped Trowa, and a large smirk that was on Heero's face. Relena was clearly very embarrassed, and just as she was about to say something, a pack of flour hit her head, making her hair white (ahhhh! It's a pink demon!) This released another burst of laughter from four pilots and a smirk grew on a pilot's face.
Relena glared at the four pilots before asking "WHO?!" An impish and proud grin graced the pilot of DeathScythes face before walking out of the room, knowing where the room was. "Hey! Where are you going?!"
Duo turned around and smirked. "Well if you don't have anything smart to say, then don't say anything at all. So you shouldn't talk Relena," Herro answered, also knowing where his room was. The pilots soon followed leaving Relena where she was. A minute later a certain braided pilot was back…with a Kodak. He took about 20 pictures before jetting down the hall, leaving a very shocked Relena.
SGF: SOOOOO….how do you like? Let me know ok?
Fantasy-chan: NO let me know! Oh yeah, there will be a vote on who is the better, me or SGF. Of course I'm gonna win! Start voting please!
Duo: SGF, Fantasia-chan all the way!
Fantasy-chan: WHAT?!
Duo: Umm…err…remember reader…
Haruka: Review Reader! Or do I have to start threatening you…?
Wufei: Onna, like you could do anything…
(Haruka starts beating up Wufei.)
Jett: That was an interesting chapter….
Fantasy-chan: Jeeettttttttyyyyyy-chhhaannnn! (glomps Jett.)
SGF: He has to go F-chan…
Fantasy-chan: Shut-up you!
Quatre: Please review reader…
Jett: yes (tries to get air)…review…please…help…