1.1 Whirl'dly Majyk

A/N: This is a crossover of two series, HP and the Majyk series by Esther Friesner. Most of the characters belong to their respective authors, except for a few; most notably, the twins, Tantor and Serena Almasy.

A/N2: Yes, I know that this is short, and I am sorry. Hopefully, the next chapter will be longer, and maybe a little less confusing. Yes, there will be H/G and a little R/H, but not until later. Also, most of the things here will be explained later. If you have any major, burning questions, you can email me at tessadirk@aol.com and I may explain, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with major plotlines. You can also send reviews to me at the above address. Please, label your emails as questions or reviews, otherwise they will be deleted. Thank you.



Disclaimer: I own the twins, but not their names, and I own Tantor too, but not his name either. JKR owns most of the characters you recognize, and Esther Friesner owns the others. Serena Almasy belongs to Sarah.

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6 Prologue: Double Trouble Begins



'"You're using it as an excuse. I think you like being a semi-bumbling wizard instead of an efficient one."

"And why is that, smarty?"

"'Cause girls like goofy guys. They think it's cute.It makes you seem lovable and cuddly and vulnerable. It makes them want to pick you up and go, 'Ooza silly wizard den?' It's the same reason some girls act like they've got soapsuds for brains when they're trying to attract a guy. Talk about your weird mating rituals! The bimbo bats her eyelashes and says, 'Ohhhh, big, strong, wunnerful computer geek is soooo brilliant! Little ol' me doesn't understand anything about software!' and he drops a box of diskettes all over the floor. It's love."'

Scandal and Kendar, Majyk By Design



The twins were born on a rainy spring day. I remember the day clearly - it had been raining dodos again (an all too regular occurrence) and my husband Kendar had been bitten by yet another one of the damn horses. I was feeling even crankier than usual. Odd, because as a Welfie and a pregnant woman, I had quite the reputation for being rather cranky anyways. My back was hurting and I was yelling at some of that damn woman's little brats when my water broke. Thirty-six hours later, I was the proud mother of two beautiful babies.

Three hours after that, my world was torn apart.

We went into hiding, Kendar and the little ones and I, first to the Fearsome Forest to stay with my parents, then to the Underside to stay with Queen Borith. They followed us still, though, and we spent the next four years running away, always on our guard, trusting no one.

That was until Scandal discovered the Portal that would take us to a safe place, one where the twins and I could hide without fear of discovery. Kendar would take care of everything, and we would soon be able to return home.

That was what we thought, anyway. But as Scandal says, even the best laid plans of Welfies and Wizards can go awry.