THE SEARCH FOR CHAOS
BY NINCK30
DISCLAIMER: I KNOW I FORGOT TO PUT THIS UP BEFORE BUT HOPEFULLY THIS WILL STOP THE GUYS FROM SEGA FROM SUING ME…AGAIN .
NOTE: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN A REALITY TRYING TO PUT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS OF THE SONIC ADVENTERS AND THE SAT AM SHOW. THERE WILL NOT BE ANY GREEN KNUCKLES, OR JUIE-SU, OR CHAOTIX, OR SARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN IN KNOTHOLE
"SONIC YOU ASSHOLE GET BACK HERE!!!!" came a scream from the ring pool on the other side where a figure was sitting.
Tails, a two-tailed fox, wondered what Sonic was up to now. He sighed, that sounded like Amy, and Tails didn't want to get into the middle of the cousins again. He was still healing from the last encounter between the two.
Suddenly there was a gust of wind and a blue hedgehog with a black vest and SOAP shoes was sitting on the log next to him. "Hey Tails, old buddy, old pal, I need a favor," Sonic said.
Tails sighed and asked, "What did you do to Amy this time? Sonic, push her in the ring Pool, huh?"
"Well, um it was her own fault Tails, she was standing too close when I um jumped out and um well scared her. Heh man you should have seen her face. Heh heh heh," Sonic said laughing.
Tails wasn't paying any attaion to what his friend said. Instead he was looking at a very wet and very angry pink hedgehog with a very large hammer in her hands. Has she was bringing it over his friends head he winced and thought [poor Sonic will never know what hit him. Damn Amy looks good wet OWWWWWWW.] was the last thing Tails thought before the world went black.
You see when his friend winced Sonic knew what was going to happen and using his speed put Tails in Between himself and his cousin Amy. Amy, of course couldn't stop her hammer and hit Tails square in the head, knocking him of the log and knocking him out.
"Damn you Sonic, now look at what happened, Tails are you alright? Tails Speak to me." Amy dropped her hammer and held Tails against her chest. Tails woke up and stated to say he was fine when he realized where his head was. Blushing furiously he got up and gave Sonic a glare that said they would finish this later.
"Yea Amy, I'm fine, um what hit me?" Tails knew full well what had hit him but he didn't want Amy to feel any worse over this. [Man this happens every time I get around these two. One's my best friend and the other is… and that is the problem isn't Miles, you don't really know how you feel about Amy or how she feels about you.]
"Um-um a um- Sonic this is all your fault." Amy finally said glaring at her cousin.
"Come on Tails lets show him what it's like to get dunked, " Amy said evilly.
" Sure thing Amy lets get him," Tails said popping his knuckles.
"Um guys… GUYS STOP it WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!" Sonic screamed has he saw what was happening. He turned to run and trip right in the "SPLASH" ring pool. Leaving Tails and Amy laughing at him. [Hmmm. Those two look good together, maybe my plan worked after all.] Then he remembered the glare Tails had given him earlier [Then again maybe not]
Tails and Amy were still laughing. If fact they were both on the ground, laughing so hard there were tears in their eyes. "Oh," Sonic said, "and what the hell is so funny?"
They said nothing; laughing so hard all they could do was point at his head.
"Uh… What the hell is this," Sonic asked looking up. Sitting on his head was a green frog look has it didn't have a care in the world. Just then a shout was heard.
" FROGGY WHERE ARE YOU???" the voice belonged to a purple cat named Big. Running up the group he saw Froggy sitting on Sonics head.
"Oh Mr. Hedgehog you found Froggy. Oh thank you," Big said still running not noticing the same rock that Sonic has tripped over. "Thank you, thankyouthankyou… huh," and then was flying threw the air right at Sonic. Sonic saw what was about to happen and did the only thing anyone in his position would do.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" " SPLASH"(
Tails and Amy had to turn around in order to stop laughing. Then Amy said "It serves *giggle* you right Sonic. You *giggle* you shouldn't have *giggle* pushed me*giggle*."
"Yea *giggle snort giggle*" was all Tails could say before laughing again.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou Mr. Hedgehog where are you????" Big said.
"Help me, for the love of god help please" was all Big heard.
A/N: AIN'T I A CRUEL MOTHER F#@KER(. OH LIKE YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT LEAST ONCE
1 IT BEGINES…
Deep inside the sprawling city Robotropolis, a man was deep in thought. Doctor Ivo Robotnik was thinking about the discovery he had made. It involved his grandfather Gerald and a weapon of mass destruction called PROJECT SHADOW. If it was true then he could wipe that blasted place called Knothole of Mobius. [… I must find out.] Robotnik thought.
"Snively, come here," Robotnik said into the communication device. After about five minutes of waiting, Robotnik got mad.
"SNIVELY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??????" he bellowed.
"Um-mm-mm coming S-S-S-sir," came the reply. " I-I-I was a-a-asleep sir."
Snively Kintobor was a little man but at times he came in use. With a large I.Q. he was the one Robotnik relied upon the most. [Yet he still treats me liked shit, that fat-tub of lard] the balding midget thought.
"Oh I'm sorry Snively did I wake you," Robotnik asked in a low voice.
"U-mm-mm-m, Not at all Sir," Snively said, hoping it was the correct response. He was wrong.
"Like I really give a damn, Snively. I want you too ready the shuttle, we're going to space station ARK"
ARK was a military space station in the orbit of Mobius. Rumors had it that the government shut it down after a failed experiment.
"ARK, S-S-Sir??" Snively asked with fear in his voice, he too had heard the rumors.
"What the fuck, Snively, are you questioning me?" Robotnik asked in a dangerous voice.
"Of c-c-coarse n-n-not s-sir"
"Good, now just do what the fuck I told you to…. Oh and send that new fem- bot Mina0005 to my quarters. NOW"
"Y-Yes S-S-S-Sir," [Damn another fem-bot… they usually weren't good for anything else afterwards] and with that Snively got to work Thinking [and not even an hour of sleep, who the hell does he think he is. After all, I do all the work here. Has you wish you fat Bastard, your time is coming]
SPY
AFEW DAYS LATER(
The weather was horrible. Wind and rain blotted out everything. The clouds in the sky made it look like it was night, even though it was actually only 2 in the afternoon. In short it was a very bad day to be outside. So what were two of Mobius' greatest heroes doing out in the middle of it?
"Come on, Tails," Sonic said to his friend, "we have got to get this spy thingy set up." Dodging another blast from the SWAT-BOTS firing on him, Sonic spared his flying friend a look.
"Sonic," Tails said," with this rain and wind it is a wonder I can fly, let alone do this with out get electrocuted in the process." Tails said looking down.
"SONIC WATCH OUT!!!"
The hedgehog suddenly jumped to his right and used his homing attack on the SWAT-BOT who was trying to sneak up on him. Cutting through it with his quills Sonic thought [Man this weather sucks, OPPS sorry Egg-man, not this time. Hmmm. There should be more SWATS around here, NOT that I'm complaining]
"Man how did this all begin," Sonic muttered. (Good question, huh. FLASHBACK TIME()
TIME: A FEW HOURS AGO…PLACE: KNOTHOLE, A VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT FOREST.
"But Sally, with all the decreased activity in Robotropolis, now would be the perfect time to install the spy." Said the purple walrus, known has Rotor to the leader of the Freedom Fighters, a squirrel dressed in black pants and blue vest.
"Rotor, look, we all know that Robotnik is planning something, but that's why I think we all should be on our guard." Sally said.
"Yo, Sal, what's up?" A gust of wind and suddenly Sonic, in the vest Sally had made that year for his birthday and his special SOAP shoes, was there.
"Nothing Sonic, Rotor was just trying to convince me that now was the time to install the new device of his." Sally said sighing, covering her face.
Seeing the look on his friends face, a silent look passed between his and Rotor's mind, a plan to make everyone happy.
"You know Sal," Sonic said slowly, has if just coming on an idea; "I could take Tails and put the thingy in place. Besides it would keep him from finding out of the you-know-what."
Sally sighed; she had to admit it was a petty good idea. Expressly if Sonic was there to protect her "kid brother". "Fine then, what do I know? Just be careful, both of you," saying this Sally leaned in and kissed Sonic. After a few seconds she let go.
"By the way how did your little plan of setting Amy and Tails up go?" She asked, Rotor already leaving so he could go over the installation of his program with Tails. Besides Rotor figured Sally and Sonic wanted to be alone, just like they always did when they kissed.
"Well, lets say it was a big trip, um, a big drip," Sonic said blushing, remembering what had happened with Big the Cat. "Speaking of which, Sal, have you seen Amy, Tails instance that I apologize to her?" Sonic said looking away from the one he loved.
"Um, now that you mention it Sonic, I haven't. But don't worry, she probly is just some where plotting revenge." Sally said looking away from Sonic, wondering what he did to Amy, her ears still ringing after listening to Amy rant like that. [Geez Amy sure sounded like a sailor that day. I'll bet even Sonic doesn't know that many words]
"Uh that's what I'm afraid of, Sal. Well, better grab Tails and juice. See ya Sal." And with that he was gone.
"Sonic don't forget… DAMN" why did he always have to run away like that.
"HEDGEHOGS, CAN'T STOP THEM, CAN'T CATCH THEM." Said NICOLE, Sally's mini computer, a gift from her dad.
"Oh just shut up you," Sally sputtered.
AND NOW BACK TO THE STORY, IF YOU NEED TO REFRESH WHERE WE WERE JUST GO BACK TO THE TOP O-o;;)
"DAMN IT TAILS, HURRY UP WOUD YOU," said Sonic, taking out three more SWAT- BOTS. There were now black robot parts lying all over the ground.
"Almost done Sonic, there it should allow us to listen to what Eggman has been planning."
"Sonic?" Where the hell was his friend. [Probably going to get a chilidog] Tails thought smiling.
"What, Tails?"
"Ahh don't do that Sonic, you startled me."
"Come on Tails, let's juice."
Thought the rain was coming down hard, Tails could see a flash of pink near the great library in the kings court yard.
"Sonic did you see that, SOOONICCCCC" Tails screamed has Sonic took his hand and began running. Sonic had seen that one of the SWAT-BOTS had a self-destruct device in it, and didn't want to be there when it BOOOOM, blew.
"Sonic what was that?" Tails asked in surprise, has they were thrown to the ground by the impact of the shock wave.
"A bomb," Sonic said simply, getting up from the ground," come on, let go before anymore show up."
[Oh well, I guess even Sonic forgot. I wonder what that flash of pink was] Tails thought on his way back to Knothole.
A/N NEXT UP "SURPRISE" HEH HEH HEH HEH. HATE ME LATER, LOVE ME NOW (
2 GUN DEPLOYED
The shuttle docked on the air lock in space. The trip had been uneventful and boring. [Lucky I brought those fem-bots. Even if they were garbage now. Oh well fuck them… Again.] Robotnik laughed startling Snively awake.
"Good, about time you woke up you fucking bum. Now start the GUN robots and send them to check for traps." Robotnik told the man cowing in the corner.
"B-b-but sir, um- you're in front of the computer." Snively said in a whimper.
Robotnik glared at his nephew. Then deliberately, waking slowly, leaving Snively now where else to go, lifted the scummy man by the neck and said, "NEVER TRY TO CORRECT ME AGAIN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, DO YOU HEAR ME SNIVELY?"
"Y-y-y-es sir," Snively said, chocking and struggling to get free.
"Good now do has you're told." Saying this Robotnik threw Snively at the computer.
"Activation of GUN forces complete sir," Snively said rubbing his neck, another few seconds and his throat would have been crushed. [Damn him. He will pay for this insult]
Robotnik sighed; it was the fact that didn't trust his grandfather that he bothered to send in his GUNS. GUNS were a special type of robot that he himself had created, The E-100 series, and he was confident that they could handle any threat on the ARK. So far there were only five prototypes, ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, METAL, and ZERO, but soon there would be more.
Suddenly there was a flashing red light and a siren that blared out "INTURDER ALERT INTURDER ALERT." And so forth. Then it stopped.
"Snively get me a report on the GUNS" Robotnik bellowed.
"At once s-s-sir. Mission complete, it is safe to enter ARK,"
A/N: HEH HEH HEH NOT QUITE THE SURPRISE YOU WERE THINK OF HUH. HEH HEH HEH. I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
MEANWHILE IN KNOTHOLE, YA KNOW IN THE GREAT FOREST [I THINK I SAID THIS BEFORE. HMMMM…]
Tails looked like a drown rat, he was cold, wet and tired. The first thing he would do would be to dry off and then climb into bed letting the fact that his friends had forgotten his birthday be washed away by sleep. He looked over at his friend wondering how he did this all the time and still look like not a thing could affect him. As they entered the Great Forest it stopped raining.
"Well, isn't just great huh Sonic," Said Tails looking down.
Sonic could tell his friend had thought that they all had forgot his birthday, but he couldn't cheer him up without ruining the surprise. [Man Sally would kill me.] Sonic shuddered just thinking about it. So instead he answered his friends question.
"Yup sure is Pal, we got that spy dohigy up and running and it stopped raining." Sonic said has he start singing "Singing in the Rain"
Tails cringed at Sonic's singing and decide to fly home if he had to listen to this. [Geez, Sonic could wake the dead with that voice. Maybe we should use that against Eggman. Heh] and with that Tails flew home laughing to himself.
Finishing the song Sonic said, "So how was it Tails… Tails… TAILS? Man my singing is NOT that bad." Sonic ran to catch up with his friend.
Behind them the bushes rustled and a figure stepped out to follow them.
"Wow that was close. I can't believe Sonic's voice is that bad." Shuddering the figure followed them all they way to Knothole.
"AMY ROSE, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" Came Sally's voice.
"Well, I was getting Tails present." Said the figure (like you didn't already guess that).
"And just where did you go, Robotropolis." Sally said calming down a bit.
"Heh ya right Sally heh," the pink hedgehog said nervously.
"Oh well, come on Amy, you've got to get dressed for the party"
"Why?'
"Well, [Damn that hedgehog, how do I did I ever let him talk me into this] um- you don't want Tails to see you in the same old thing every day do you?" Said Sally
At this Amy blushed, and Sally thought [hmm… maybe Sonic could be right. I wonder how Tails feels], " Oh okay." Said Amy.
Speaking of Tails, he was feeling much better now that he had dried himself off. He was still mad that his friends had forgot his birthday but he figured with all that was going he shouldn't be to mad. After all war had a habit of doing that to people. Just has he was going to bed a voice called into his window.
"Tails," [uh-oh what did I do now?] Tails thought has he recognized the tone in Sally's voice," would you come here please?" [Oh man]
"I'll be right there," Tails said sighing. Getting up he put on his old sneakers and his amulet. It was a weird thing; Sonic and Amy also had one that glowed in the moonlight at night. Although Tails and the others didn't know where they came from they wouldn't get rid of them.
"I'm waiting Tails," Sally said sounding just like Sonic.
"Okay. I'm coming,"
TO BE CONTINUED…
IT'S MY PARTY…
Tails stepped out in to the night. It was a cool night and Tails shivered a little in the cold.
"What did you want Aunt Sally…" Tails started to say.
"SURPRISE,' yelled the village of Knothole.
"Oh come on Bro, did you really think we would forget your birthday?" asked Sonic.
Tails was too stunned, to moved to say any thing. Instead he looked around at the village, shocked to see the changes that had been made. Slung between two trees was a banner that said HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS. There were balloons everywhere. A long table had been set up in the middle of the village. On it was presents, and cake, and food.
"Come on Sugar, say something'" said the cyborg known has Bunnie.
"Wow, thank you guys," Said Tails stepping out of his little cottage. Taking a better look at his friends he saw that they were all in their party clothes, things only taken out at a special occasion.
Sally was dressed in a nice little white dress with a white bow. She looked stunning. Sonic on the other hand, was wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with red pants and an orange tie. [Sonic doesn't have any fashion sense and Aunt Sal really looks hot] thought Tails.
Rotor was wearing a black tux with a bow tie and top hat. Too complete the look of a gentle man he had on white gloves and a black cane. Antoine, for once, had loosened up a bit. He was wearing a red T-shirt and a party hat instead of his usual uniform of Mobius. [Geez talk about role reversal] Thought the fox.
Big wasn't wearing anything out of the ordinary, in fact big wasn't wearing any thing but his fishing gear. Bunnie on the other hand, had let the rebel out. She was wearing a pair of jean shorts and a tied flannel shirt. Dulsy was wearing a cute yellow dress and a bright pink bow. She looked adorable. [Cute for a six year old…a big six year old.] Smiled the kitsune.
And Amy, while she had taken Sally's advice. She had on a black mini- skirt, a red blouse, and black gloves that went passed her elbows. [WOW] was all Tails could think has he stared at Amy.
[Maybe I should wear this every day] thought Amy seeing Tails reaction.
Sonic looked at Tails and smirked, nudging Sally. Whispering in her ear he said, "I told you so." Sally sighed, she would probably hear about this for weeks.
Sonic walked over to Tails and said " Bro, lets open the presents first an then party…Tails…" Sonic said looking at his friend. Tails was still staring at Amy.
"Hello Mobius to Tails, Tails, snap out of it TAILS," Shouted Sonic.
"Huh, what Sonic," Tails said looking away form Amy.
"I said come on lets open your presents." Said Sonic O-o;
"Okay," said the fox, blushing. "PRESENTS" Yelled Tails leaving everyone laughing.
"Open mine first, you'll love it," said Sonic.
"Sonic, I'm sure I love everyone's gifts," said Tails
"Yeah but open mine first," pleaded Sonic.
"Okay," said the fox, picking up one of the leaf-covered packages the one that said FROM SONIC TO MY BRO. Tails open up the gift. Inside was a tool kit, a damn good one to.
"Wow thanks Sonic," said the fox.
Next he opened one from Dulsy, it was an odd-shaped orange rock that glowed when he picked it up.
"Cool Dulsy," said Tails has Dulsy blushed.
Then there was one from Big. It was a wooden flute.
"Thank you Big," said Tails.
"You should thank Froggy, he found it," said the purple cat.
From Sally he got a blue vest with the words FLYIN HIGH on the back.
"Oh wow. Thank you Aunt Sally," said the two-tailed fox.
"Anything for you little guy," said the squirrel.
Form Bunnie he got a hand made black belt.
"Way past, Bunnie."
"Why thank ya Sugar," said Bunnie grinning ear to ear.
Antoine had gotten him a pair of goggles.
"It iz for zee flying around. Zo you don't get ze zand in ze eyez form a zertain hedgehog, yes no." said the French fox.
"I'm touched Antoine."
"Hey, Tails whose K?" asked Rotor.
"Huh?" went the fox.
"Yeah there is a gift from him. See?" Said Rotor, holding up a package covered in palm trees, the kind that didn't grow in Knothole.
"Um- a friend of mine. You guys don't know him," Tails said nervously.
"Oh look thewes a cawd," said Dulsy, "wead it Tails."
"Um-okay," said Tails opening the card. "It reads,
Happy Birthday buddy, if you are wondering about how I knew look at the Blue Blur,"
At this Tails stopped reading and everyone looked at Sonic, who started whistling a horrible tune.
"Anyway," said Tails, continuing,
"Since the last time you were here they looked pretty bad, I thought you
might need some new ones. They are just like Sonics' although why you like to follow him around is still be on me."
"Hey, knuck…" Started Sonic.
Tails reading the card,
Anyway I wish I could be there, but you know duty calls. Drop by anytime.
Later K-
"Well come on Sugar, open it already," said the robotic rabbit.
Tails opened the package. Inside was a brand new pair of SOAP shoes. These shoes were red and white with a special design that let you grind rails and stuff.
[Thank you Knuckles] thought Tails trying them on. They felt good, better then his old shoes, which were coming apart.
Then Tails opened Rotor's gift. It was weird device that looked like it went on his shoes.
"Um- Rotor," asked Tails, holding up the gift, "what is it?"
"Well," began the walrus, "it's called the Ankle Jet. You put it on your shoes and it lets you fly faster." Looking at the people looking at him, Rotor suddenly said, "What? It works, tested and everything."
"Wow Rotor, now maybe I'll be faster than Sonic," said the kitsune. This caused Sonic to chock on the drink he was having.
"Say what-. Sorry bro, but no one is has fast has me," Said Sonic confidently.
"Right Sonic," Said Tails sarcastically. There was only one present left. It was from Amy. Upon opening it all Tails could do was look at Amy and say "Wow Amy,"
"Come on Tailz, mon amie, zhow uze what et ez." Said Antoine. So Tails showed them. Everyone gasped. It was a book, and books hadn't been seen in Knothole for over ten years.
A/N THIS WILL ONLY BE CONTUNIED IF PEOPLE REVIEW. PLEASE. I DON'T CARE IF IT IS FLAMES OR WHAT, JUST READ THE DAMN THING.
BY NINCK30
DISCLAIMER: I KNOW I FORGOT TO PUT THIS UP BEFORE BUT HOPEFULLY THIS WILL STOP THE GUYS FROM SEGA FROM SUING ME…AGAIN .
NOTE: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN A REALITY TRYING TO PUT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS OF THE SONIC ADVENTERS AND THE SAT AM SHOW. THERE WILL NOT BE ANY GREEN KNUCKLES, OR JUIE-SU, OR CHAOTIX, OR SARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN IN KNOTHOLE
"SONIC YOU ASSHOLE GET BACK HERE!!!!" came a scream from the ring pool on the other side where a figure was sitting.
Tails, a two-tailed fox, wondered what Sonic was up to now. He sighed, that sounded like Amy, and Tails didn't want to get into the middle of the cousins again. He was still healing from the last encounter between the two.
Suddenly there was a gust of wind and a blue hedgehog with a black vest and SOAP shoes was sitting on the log next to him. "Hey Tails, old buddy, old pal, I need a favor," Sonic said.
Tails sighed and asked, "What did you do to Amy this time? Sonic, push her in the ring Pool, huh?"
"Well, um it was her own fault Tails, she was standing too close when I um jumped out and um well scared her. Heh man you should have seen her face. Heh heh heh," Sonic said laughing.
Tails wasn't paying any attaion to what his friend said. Instead he was looking at a very wet and very angry pink hedgehog with a very large hammer in her hands. Has she was bringing it over his friends head he winced and thought [poor Sonic will never know what hit him. Damn Amy looks good wet OWWWWWWW.] was the last thing Tails thought before the world went black.
You see when his friend winced Sonic knew what was going to happen and using his speed put Tails in Between himself and his cousin Amy. Amy, of course couldn't stop her hammer and hit Tails square in the head, knocking him of the log and knocking him out.
"Damn you Sonic, now look at what happened, Tails are you alright? Tails Speak to me." Amy dropped her hammer and held Tails against her chest. Tails woke up and stated to say he was fine when he realized where his head was. Blushing furiously he got up and gave Sonic a glare that said they would finish this later.
"Yea Amy, I'm fine, um what hit me?" Tails knew full well what had hit him but he didn't want Amy to feel any worse over this. [Man this happens every time I get around these two. One's my best friend and the other is… and that is the problem isn't Miles, you don't really know how you feel about Amy or how she feels about you.]
"Um-um a um- Sonic this is all your fault." Amy finally said glaring at her cousin.
"Come on Tails lets show him what it's like to get dunked, " Amy said evilly.
" Sure thing Amy lets get him," Tails said popping his knuckles.
"Um guys… GUYS STOP it WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!" Sonic screamed has he saw what was happening. He turned to run and trip right in the "SPLASH" ring pool. Leaving Tails and Amy laughing at him. [Hmmm. Those two look good together, maybe my plan worked after all.] Then he remembered the glare Tails had given him earlier [Then again maybe not]
Tails and Amy were still laughing. If fact they were both on the ground, laughing so hard there were tears in their eyes. "Oh," Sonic said, "and what the hell is so funny?"
They said nothing; laughing so hard all they could do was point at his head.
"Uh… What the hell is this," Sonic asked looking up. Sitting on his head was a green frog look has it didn't have a care in the world. Just then a shout was heard.
" FROGGY WHERE ARE YOU???" the voice belonged to a purple cat named Big. Running up the group he saw Froggy sitting on Sonics head.
"Oh Mr. Hedgehog you found Froggy. Oh thank you," Big said still running not noticing the same rock that Sonic has tripped over. "Thank you, thankyouthankyou… huh," and then was flying threw the air right at Sonic. Sonic saw what was about to happen and did the only thing anyone in his position would do.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" " SPLASH"(
Tails and Amy had to turn around in order to stop laughing. Then Amy said "It serves *giggle* you right Sonic. You *giggle* you shouldn't have *giggle* pushed me*giggle*."
"Yea *giggle snort giggle*" was all Tails could say before laughing again.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou Mr. Hedgehog where are you????" Big said.
"Help me, for the love of god help please" was all Big heard.
A/N: AIN'T I A CRUEL MOTHER F#@KER(. OH LIKE YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT LEAST ONCE
1 IT BEGINES…
Deep inside the sprawling city Robotropolis, a man was deep in thought. Doctor Ivo Robotnik was thinking about the discovery he had made. It involved his grandfather Gerald and a weapon of mass destruction called PROJECT SHADOW. If it was true then he could wipe that blasted place called Knothole of Mobius. [… I must find out.] Robotnik thought.
"Snively, come here," Robotnik said into the communication device. After about five minutes of waiting, Robotnik got mad.
"SNIVELY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??????" he bellowed.
"Um-mm-mm coming S-S-S-sir," came the reply. " I-I-I was a-a-asleep sir."
Snively Kintobor was a little man but at times he came in use. With a large I.Q. he was the one Robotnik relied upon the most. [Yet he still treats me liked shit, that fat-tub of lard] the balding midget thought.
"Oh I'm sorry Snively did I wake you," Robotnik asked in a low voice.
"U-mm-mm-m, Not at all Sir," Snively said, hoping it was the correct response. He was wrong.
"Like I really give a damn, Snively. I want you too ready the shuttle, we're going to space station ARK"
ARK was a military space station in the orbit of Mobius. Rumors had it that the government shut it down after a failed experiment.
"ARK, S-S-Sir??" Snively asked with fear in his voice, he too had heard the rumors.
"What the fuck, Snively, are you questioning me?" Robotnik asked in a dangerous voice.
"Of c-c-coarse n-n-not s-sir"
"Good, now just do what the fuck I told you to…. Oh and send that new fem- bot Mina0005 to my quarters. NOW"
"Y-Yes S-S-S-Sir," [Damn another fem-bot… they usually weren't good for anything else afterwards] and with that Snively got to work Thinking [and not even an hour of sleep, who the hell does he think he is. After all, I do all the work here. Has you wish you fat Bastard, your time is coming]
SPY
AFEW DAYS LATER(
The weather was horrible. Wind and rain blotted out everything. The clouds in the sky made it look like it was night, even though it was actually only 2 in the afternoon. In short it was a very bad day to be outside. So what were two of Mobius' greatest heroes doing out in the middle of it?
"Come on, Tails," Sonic said to his friend, "we have got to get this spy thingy set up." Dodging another blast from the SWAT-BOTS firing on him, Sonic spared his flying friend a look.
"Sonic," Tails said," with this rain and wind it is a wonder I can fly, let alone do this with out get electrocuted in the process." Tails said looking down.
"SONIC WATCH OUT!!!"
The hedgehog suddenly jumped to his right and used his homing attack on the SWAT-BOT who was trying to sneak up on him. Cutting through it with his quills Sonic thought [Man this weather sucks, OPPS sorry Egg-man, not this time. Hmmm. There should be more SWATS around here, NOT that I'm complaining]
"Man how did this all begin," Sonic muttered. (Good question, huh. FLASHBACK TIME()
TIME: A FEW HOURS AGO…PLACE: KNOTHOLE, A VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT FOREST.
"But Sally, with all the decreased activity in Robotropolis, now would be the perfect time to install the spy." Said the purple walrus, known has Rotor to the leader of the Freedom Fighters, a squirrel dressed in black pants and blue vest.
"Rotor, look, we all know that Robotnik is planning something, but that's why I think we all should be on our guard." Sally said.
"Yo, Sal, what's up?" A gust of wind and suddenly Sonic, in the vest Sally had made that year for his birthday and his special SOAP shoes, was there.
"Nothing Sonic, Rotor was just trying to convince me that now was the time to install the new device of his." Sally said sighing, covering her face.
Seeing the look on his friends face, a silent look passed between his and Rotor's mind, a plan to make everyone happy.
"You know Sal," Sonic said slowly, has if just coming on an idea; "I could take Tails and put the thingy in place. Besides it would keep him from finding out of the you-know-what."
Sally sighed; she had to admit it was a petty good idea. Expressly if Sonic was there to protect her "kid brother". "Fine then, what do I know? Just be careful, both of you," saying this Sally leaned in and kissed Sonic. After a few seconds she let go.
"By the way how did your little plan of setting Amy and Tails up go?" She asked, Rotor already leaving so he could go over the installation of his program with Tails. Besides Rotor figured Sally and Sonic wanted to be alone, just like they always did when they kissed.
"Well, lets say it was a big trip, um, a big drip," Sonic said blushing, remembering what had happened with Big the Cat. "Speaking of which, Sal, have you seen Amy, Tails instance that I apologize to her?" Sonic said looking away from the one he loved.
"Um, now that you mention it Sonic, I haven't. But don't worry, she probly is just some where plotting revenge." Sally said looking away from Sonic, wondering what he did to Amy, her ears still ringing after listening to Amy rant like that. [Geez Amy sure sounded like a sailor that day. I'll bet even Sonic doesn't know that many words]
"Uh that's what I'm afraid of, Sal. Well, better grab Tails and juice. See ya Sal." And with that he was gone.
"Sonic don't forget… DAMN" why did he always have to run away like that.
"HEDGEHOGS, CAN'T STOP THEM, CAN'T CATCH THEM." Said NICOLE, Sally's mini computer, a gift from her dad.
"Oh just shut up you," Sally sputtered.
AND NOW BACK TO THE STORY, IF YOU NEED TO REFRESH WHERE WE WERE JUST GO BACK TO THE TOP O-o;;)
"DAMN IT TAILS, HURRY UP WOUD YOU," said Sonic, taking out three more SWAT- BOTS. There were now black robot parts lying all over the ground.
"Almost done Sonic, there it should allow us to listen to what Eggman has been planning."
"Sonic?" Where the hell was his friend. [Probably going to get a chilidog] Tails thought smiling.
"What, Tails?"
"Ahh don't do that Sonic, you startled me."
"Come on Tails, let's juice."
Thought the rain was coming down hard, Tails could see a flash of pink near the great library in the kings court yard.
"Sonic did you see that, SOOONICCCCC" Tails screamed has Sonic took his hand and began running. Sonic had seen that one of the SWAT-BOTS had a self-destruct device in it, and didn't want to be there when it BOOOOM, blew.
"Sonic what was that?" Tails asked in surprise, has they were thrown to the ground by the impact of the shock wave.
"A bomb," Sonic said simply, getting up from the ground," come on, let go before anymore show up."
[Oh well, I guess even Sonic forgot. I wonder what that flash of pink was] Tails thought on his way back to Knothole.
A/N NEXT UP "SURPRISE" HEH HEH HEH HEH. HATE ME LATER, LOVE ME NOW (
2 GUN DEPLOYED
The shuttle docked on the air lock in space. The trip had been uneventful and boring. [Lucky I brought those fem-bots. Even if they were garbage now. Oh well fuck them… Again.] Robotnik laughed startling Snively awake.
"Good, about time you woke up you fucking bum. Now start the GUN robots and send them to check for traps." Robotnik told the man cowing in the corner.
"B-b-but sir, um- you're in front of the computer." Snively said in a whimper.
Robotnik glared at his nephew. Then deliberately, waking slowly, leaving Snively now where else to go, lifted the scummy man by the neck and said, "NEVER TRY TO CORRECT ME AGAIN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, DO YOU HEAR ME SNIVELY?"
"Y-y-y-es sir," Snively said, chocking and struggling to get free.
"Good now do has you're told." Saying this Robotnik threw Snively at the computer.
"Activation of GUN forces complete sir," Snively said rubbing his neck, another few seconds and his throat would have been crushed. [Damn him. He will pay for this insult]
Robotnik sighed; it was the fact that didn't trust his grandfather that he bothered to send in his GUNS. GUNS were a special type of robot that he himself had created, The E-100 series, and he was confident that they could handle any threat on the ARK. So far there were only five prototypes, ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, METAL, and ZERO, but soon there would be more.
Suddenly there was a flashing red light and a siren that blared out "INTURDER ALERT INTURDER ALERT." And so forth. Then it stopped.
"Snively get me a report on the GUNS" Robotnik bellowed.
"At once s-s-sir. Mission complete, it is safe to enter ARK,"
A/N: HEH HEH HEH NOT QUITE THE SURPRISE YOU WERE THINK OF HUH. HEH HEH HEH. I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
MEANWHILE IN KNOTHOLE, YA KNOW IN THE GREAT FOREST [I THINK I SAID THIS BEFORE. HMMMM…]
Tails looked like a drown rat, he was cold, wet and tired. The first thing he would do would be to dry off and then climb into bed letting the fact that his friends had forgotten his birthday be washed away by sleep. He looked over at his friend wondering how he did this all the time and still look like not a thing could affect him. As they entered the Great Forest it stopped raining.
"Well, isn't just great huh Sonic," Said Tails looking down.
Sonic could tell his friend had thought that they all had forgot his birthday, but he couldn't cheer him up without ruining the surprise. [Man Sally would kill me.] Sonic shuddered just thinking about it. So instead he answered his friends question.
"Yup sure is Pal, we got that spy dohigy up and running and it stopped raining." Sonic said has he start singing "Singing in the Rain"
Tails cringed at Sonic's singing and decide to fly home if he had to listen to this. [Geez, Sonic could wake the dead with that voice. Maybe we should use that against Eggman. Heh] and with that Tails flew home laughing to himself.
Finishing the song Sonic said, "So how was it Tails… Tails… TAILS? Man my singing is NOT that bad." Sonic ran to catch up with his friend.
Behind them the bushes rustled and a figure stepped out to follow them.
"Wow that was close. I can't believe Sonic's voice is that bad." Shuddering the figure followed them all they way to Knothole.
"AMY ROSE, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" Came Sally's voice.
"Well, I was getting Tails present." Said the figure (like you didn't already guess that).
"And just where did you go, Robotropolis." Sally said calming down a bit.
"Heh ya right Sally heh," the pink hedgehog said nervously.
"Oh well, come on Amy, you've got to get dressed for the party"
"Why?'
"Well, [Damn that hedgehog, how do I did I ever let him talk me into this] um- you don't want Tails to see you in the same old thing every day do you?" Said Sally
At this Amy blushed, and Sally thought [hmm… maybe Sonic could be right. I wonder how Tails feels], " Oh okay." Said Amy.
Speaking of Tails, he was feeling much better now that he had dried himself off. He was still mad that his friends had forgot his birthday but he figured with all that was going he shouldn't be to mad. After all war had a habit of doing that to people. Just has he was going to bed a voice called into his window.
"Tails," [uh-oh what did I do now?] Tails thought has he recognized the tone in Sally's voice," would you come here please?" [Oh man]
"I'll be right there," Tails said sighing. Getting up he put on his old sneakers and his amulet. It was a weird thing; Sonic and Amy also had one that glowed in the moonlight at night. Although Tails and the others didn't know where they came from they wouldn't get rid of them.
"I'm waiting Tails," Sally said sounding just like Sonic.
"Okay. I'm coming,"
TO BE CONTINUED…
IT'S MY PARTY…
Tails stepped out in to the night. It was a cool night and Tails shivered a little in the cold.
"What did you want Aunt Sally…" Tails started to say.
"SURPRISE,' yelled the village of Knothole.
"Oh come on Bro, did you really think we would forget your birthday?" asked Sonic.
Tails was too stunned, to moved to say any thing. Instead he looked around at the village, shocked to see the changes that had been made. Slung between two trees was a banner that said HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS. There were balloons everywhere. A long table had been set up in the middle of the village. On it was presents, and cake, and food.
"Come on Sugar, say something'" said the cyborg known has Bunnie.
"Wow, thank you guys," Said Tails stepping out of his little cottage. Taking a better look at his friends he saw that they were all in their party clothes, things only taken out at a special occasion.
Sally was dressed in a nice little white dress with a white bow. She looked stunning. Sonic on the other hand, was wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with red pants and an orange tie. [Sonic doesn't have any fashion sense and Aunt Sal really looks hot] thought Tails.
Rotor was wearing a black tux with a bow tie and top hat. Too complete the look of a gentle man he had on white gloves and a black cane. Antoine, for once, had loosened up a bit. He was wearing a red T-shirt and a party hat instead of his usual uniform of Mobius. [Geez talk about role reversal] Thought the fox.
Big wasn't wearing anything out of the ordinary, in fact big wasn't wearing any thing but his fishing gear. Bunnie on the other hand, had let the rebel out. She was wearing a pair of jean shorts and a tied flannel shirt. Dulsy was wearing a cute yellow dress and a bright pink bow. She looked adorable. [Cute for a six year old…a big six year old.] Smiled the kitsune.
And Amy, while she had taken Sally's advice. She had on a black mini- skirt, a red blouse, and black gloves that went passed her elbows. [WOW] was all Tails could think has he stared at Amy.
[Maybe I should wear this every day] thought Amy seeing Tails reaction.
Sonic looked at Tails and smirked, nudging Sally. Whispering in her ear he said, "I told you so." Sally sighed, she would probably hear about this for weeks.
Sonic walked over to Tails and said " Bro, lets open the presents first an then party…Tails…" Sonic said looking at his friend. Tails was still staring at Amy.
"Hello Mobius to Tails, Tails, snap out of it TAILS," Shouted Sonic.
"Huh, what Sonic," Tails said looking away form Amy.
"I said come on lets open your presents." Said Sonic O-o;
"Okay," said the fox, blushing. "PRESENTS" Yelled Tails leaving everyone laughing.
"Open mine first, you'll love it," said Sonic.
"Sonic, I'm sure I love everyone's gifts," said Tails
"Yeah but open mine first," pleaded Sonic.
"Okay," said the fox, picking up one of the leaf-covered packages the one that said FROM SONIC TO MY BRO. Tails open up the gift. Inside was a tool kit, a damn good one to.
"Wow thanks Sonic," said the fox.
Next he opened one from Dulsy, it was an odd-shaped orange rock that glowed when he picked it up.
"Cool Dulsy," said Tails has Dulsy blushed.
Then there was one from Big. It was a wooden flute.
"Thank you Big," said Tails.
"You should thank Froggy, he found it," said the purple cat.
From Sally he got a blue vest with the words FLYIN HIGH on the back.
"Oh wow. Thank you Aunt Sally," said the two-tailed fox.
"Anything for you little guy," said the squirrel.
Form Bunnie he got a hand made black belt.
"Way past, Bunnie."
"Why thank ya Sugar," said Bunnie grinning ear to ear.
Antoine had gotten him a pair of goggles.
"It iz for zee flying around. Zo you don't get ze zand in ze eyez form a zertain hedgehog, yes no." said the French fox.
"I'm touched Antoine."
"Hey, Tails whose K?" asked Rotor.
"Huh?" went the fox.
"Yeah there is a gift from him. See?" Said Rotor, holding up a package covered in palm trees, the kind that didn't grow in Knothole.
"Um- a friend of mine. You guys don't know him," Tails said nervously.
"Oh look thewes a cawd," said Dulsy, "wead it Tails."
"Um-okay," said Tails opening the card. "It reads,
Happy Birthday buddy, if you are wondering about how I knew look at the Blue Blur,"
At this Tails stopped reading and everyone looked at Sonic, who started whistling a horrible tune.
"Anyway," said Tails, continuing,
"Since the last time you were here they looked pretty bad, I thought you
might need some new ones. They are just like Sonics' although why you like to follow him around is still be on me."
"Hey, knuck…" Started Sonic.
Tails reading the card,
Anyway I wish I could be there, but you know duty calls. Drop by anytime.
Later K-
"Well come on Sugar, open it already," said the robotic rabbit.
Tails opened the package. Inside was a brand new pair of SOAP shoes. These shoes were red and white with a special design that let you grind rails and stuff.
[Thank you Knuckles] thought Tails trying them on. They felt good, better then his old shoes, which were coming apart.
Then Tails opened Rotor's gift. It was weird device that looked like it went on his shoes.
"Um- Rotor," asked Tails, holding up the gift, "what is it?"
"Well," began the walrus, "it's called the Ankle Jet. You put it on your shoes and it lets you fly faster." Looking at the people looking at him, Rotor suddenly said, "What? It works, tested and everything."
"Wow Rotor, now maybe I'll be faster than Sonic," said the kitsune. This caused Sonic to chock on the drink he was having.
"Say what-. Sorry bro, but no one is has fast has me," Said Sonic confidently.
"Right Sonic," Said Tails sarcastically. There was only one present left. It was from Amy. Upon opening it all Tails could do was look at Amy and say "Wow Amy,"
"Come on Tailz, mon amie, zhow uze what et ez." Said Antoine. So Tails showed them. Everyone gasped. It was a book, and books hadn't been seen in Knothole for over ten years.
A/N THIS WILL ONLY BE CONTUNIED IF PEOPLE REVIEW. PLEASE. I DON'T CARE IF IT IS FLAMES OR WHAT, JUST READ THE DAMN THING.