A Day in the DBZ World, Musical Style!
By Mad Stickwoman 523
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ (;_;) , Oliver (though I don't really want to),Wheatus or Toploader.
A/N: This is just an idea I had, I thought it would be funny. I think it is. Anyways, I'll write one chapter for now, and I'll let you guys decide whether or not I should continue. Well, R/R please!
I was going to do 4 chapters: morning, afternoon, evening and night, tell me what you think. ^_^
Oh, and *this is a persons thoughts*
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"Mmm, than thi get thome thore?" asked Goku as he continued to stuff his face along with all the other Saiyans.
"MORE? You want MORE???!!!" screamed ChiChi.
All of a sudden, all the Saiyans started singing.
SAIYANS
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There is not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled peaches and cream, about
Six feet high!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like – (Vegeta grunts)
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!
Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food,
GOKU
Beautiful food,
SAIYANS
Glorious food,
GOKU
Magical food,
SAIYANS
Marvellous food,
ALL
Glorious food!
"Mum, I'm going out to train Videl, OK?" said Gohan as the music that had suddenly started from nowhere suddenly went back to where ever it came from.
"Bye honey, bring me back lots of grandchildren, OK?"
"MUM!!!"
~*~
*Her name is Videl,
I have a dream about her,
She rings my bell,
I've got to train hard with her,
I know how she rocks,
In shorts and T-shirts,
But she doesn't know who I really am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Listen to ChiChi go so crazy,
At me,
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And her crush is a dick,
He brings a comb to school,
He needs every kick,
On his ass if she knew the truth,
His head is a block,
He drives in that rock,
He hardly knows who I am,
And he doesn't give a damn about me,
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Yeah I'm just teenage dirtbag, baby,
Listen to ChiChi go so crazy,
At me,
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Man I feel like mould,
It's train time and I am lonely,
Low and behold,
She's walking over to me,
This must fake,
My lip starts to shake,
Why is she coming so close?
And why does she give a damn about me?*
Videl comes up and hugs Gohan.
"I've got two tickets to Saiyaman the movie,
Come with me Friday,
It's so groovy,
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Like you."
* Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag!
No, she doesn't know what she's miiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssiinnnnn',
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! Oh oh oh!*
Once again, the magical music disappeared.
"I never knew you felt this way, Videl."
"But I do!"
"What about Sharpner?"
"He needs every kick on the ass!"
~*~
"Mum, what was it like before Mister Piccolo blew up the moon?" Goten asked ChiChi.
"I've never really thought about it, Goku?"
"It was kind a like this:" Suddenly Goku bursts into song and the magical music starts playing Toploader.
"We got it almost every night,
When that moon was big and bright,
It was a supernatuaral delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody there was out of sight,
They didn't bark and they didn't bite,
They kept their snooze to keep it tight,
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
We liked our fun and we always fight,
You couldn't dance and stay uptight,
It was a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
We got it almost every niight,
When that moon was big and bright,
It was a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancin'
In the moonliight!
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight," Goku faded out, and once again, the magical music faded.
"Gee, dad, it sounded wonderful! Why did Mister Piccolo have to blow it up?" asked Goten.
"To stop your brother turning into a giant monkey, that's why!" laughed Goku.
"Hey look, it's almost noon, I wonder where everyone is?" said Goku as the curtains closed, signifying the end of act one.
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A/N: So, did you like it? If you did, leave a review, if you didn't, aw hell, you leave a review too! I'm feeling generous! Everyone leave a review! I know that chapter was a bit boring, but next chapters will be funnier, I promise, if I'm wrong, you'll get your money back on this fic, and Vegeta will be your personal slave for a month. ^_^ Hey, I need your help, my friends and I are having a debate about what Bulma and Videl should sing, here are the choices:
VIDEL: A Little Respect- Wheatus (one of my friends is a really big Wheatus fan)
Fever- I have no idea who sang this, you know 'You give me fever, Fever when you kiss me, Fever when you hold me tight?'
BULMA: Vogue- Madonna
Material Girl- again, Madonna (another of my friends is a big Madonna fan, OK?)
I also need help on what Dende should sing (so far I've got him singing 'Help! I'm a fish!' but changing it to 'Help! I'm a Namek!'), so leave your opinion in your review, and the song with the most votes gets it in the fic. If I get, say, 5 opinion reviews I'll write another chapter! Tata for now!
Mad Stickwoman 523
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By Mad Stickwoman 523
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ (;_;) , Oliver (though I don't really want to),Wheatus or Toploader.
A/N: This is just an idea I had, I thought it would be funny. I think it is. Anyways, I'll write one chapter for now, and I'll let you guys decide whether or not I should continue. Well, R/R please!
I was going to do 4 chapters: morning, afternoon, evening and night, tell me what you think. ^_^
Oh, and *this is a persons thoughts*
**************************************************************************** *******
"Mmm, than thi get thome thore?" asked Goku as he continued to stuff his face along with all the other Saiyans.
"MORE? You want MORE???!!!" screamed ChiChi.
All of a sudden, all the Saiyans started singing.
SAIYANS
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There is not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled peaches and cream, about
Six feet high!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.
Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like – (Vegeta grunts)
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!
Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food,
GOKU
Beautiful food,
SAIYANS
Glorious food,
GOKU
Magical food,
SAIYANS
Marvellous food,
ALL
Glorious food!
"Mum, I'm going out to train Videl, OK?" said Gohan as the music that had suddenly started from nowhere suddenly went back to where ever it came from.
"Bye honey, bring me back lots of grandchildren, OK?"
"MUM!!!"
~*~
*Her name is Videl,
I have a dream about her,
She rings my bell,
I've got to train hard with her,
I know how she rocks,
In shorts and T-shirts,
But she doesn't know who I really am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Listen to ChiChi go so crazy,
At me,
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And her crush is a dick,
He brings a comb to school,
He needs every kick,
On his ass if she knew the truth,
His head is a block,
He drives in that rock,
He hardly knows who I am,
And he doesn't give a damn about me,
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Yeah I'm just teenage dirtbag, baby,
Listen to ChiChi go so crazy,
At me,
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Man I feel like mould,
It's train time and I am lonely,
Low and behold,
She's walking over to me,
This must fake,
My lip starts to shake,
Why is she coming so close?
And why does she give a damn about me?*
Videl comes up and hugs Gohan.
"I've got two tickets to Saiyaman the movie,
Come with me Friday,
It's so groovy,
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Like you."
* Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin',
Oh Yeah!
Dirtbaaag!
No, she doesn't know what she's miiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssiinnnnn',
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! Oh oh oh!*
Once again, the magical music disappeared.
"I never knew you felt this way, Videl."
"But I do!"
"What about Sharpner?"
"He needs every kick on the ass!"
~*~
"Mum, what was it like before Mister Piccolo blew up the moon?" Goten asked ChiChi.
"I've never really thought about it, Goku?"
"It was kind a like this:" Suddenly Goku bursts into song and the magical music starts playing Toploader.
"We got it almost every night,
When that moon was big and bright,
It was a supernatuaral delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody there was out of sight,
They didn't bark and they didn't bite,
They kept their snooze to keep it tight,
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
We liked our fun and we always fight,
You couldn't dance and stay uptight,
It was a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
We got it almost every niight,
When that moon was big and bright,
It was a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancin'
In the moonliight!
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight,
Dancin' in the moonlight,
Everybody was feeling warm and bright,
It was such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody, dancing in the moonlight," Goku faded out, and once again, the magical music faded.
"Gee, dad, it sounded wonderful! Why did Mister Piccolo have to blow it up?" asked Goten.
"To stop your brother turning into a giant monkey, that's why!" laughed Goku.
"Hey look, it's almost noon, I wonder where everyone is?" said Goku as the curtains closed, signifying the end of act one.
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A/N: So, did you like it? If you did, leave a review, if you didn't, aw hell, you leave a review too! I'm feeling generous! Everyone leave a review! I know that chapter was a bit boring, but next chapters will be funnier, I promise, if I'm wrong, you'll get your money back on this fic, and Vegeta will be your personal slave for a month. ^_^ Hey, I need your help, my friends and I are having a debate about what Bulma and Videl should sing, here are the choices:
VIDEL: A Little Respect- Wheatus (one of my friends is a really big Wheatus fan)
Fever- I have no idea who sang this, you know 'You give me fever, Fever when you kiss me, Fever when you hold me tight?'
BULMA: Vogue- Madonna
Material Girl- again, Madonna (another of my friends is a big Madonna fan, OK?)
I also need help on what Dende should sing (so far I've got him singing 'Help! I'm a fish!' but changing it to 'Help! I'm a Namek!'), so leave your opinion in your review, and the song with the most votes gets it in the fic. If I get, say, 5 opinion reviews I'll write another chapter! Tata for now!
Mad Stickwoman 523
*_*