A Day in the DBZ World- Musical Style!

By Mad Stickwoman523

Chapter 2: Musical Afternoon

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any songs I might use in this fic. 'Nuff said. I do own my phrase- Magical Music, as far as I know...

A/N: Thanx to all (all three of you!) who reviewed the last chapter and left an opinion, These will go to good use in the last chapter, 'A Musical Night' it will be called. If you don't have any ideas for Dende, just look for other reviews that have one and vote for them. I also need help with Master Roshi, so any ideas would be great! As before, just leave them in your reviews. In this chapter there will be Hercule & Tien and Choutzu bashing. I know this might sound impossible, but this fic has more songs than the first chappie! But, dear reader, don't be afraid, this one's more humorous (there's also some G/V!). I will now be spelling Magical Music with capital letters, a little piece of useless information for ya there! ^_^

And here is a list of tonight's (or should I say 'this afternoons') performances:

Hercule: Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain

Krillin: I'm a Little Teapot (don't ask, I have weird friends) by whoever wrote it

Tien and Choutzu: YMCA by The Village People

Yamcha: Up Town Girl by Billy Joel, or Westlife, whichever you prefer...

Piccolo: Groovy Green, formally known as 'Mellow Yellow' by Donovan (and me ^_^)

Goten: All the Small Things by Blink 182 (Awww! ^_^)

male characters thoughts , female characters thoughts and ~*~ = change of scene

Well, ON WITH THE SHOW!

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I wonder where Videl is, I'm so lonely! thought Hercule as he sat in his big chair in front of his massive widescreen TV.

"Are you alright, Master Satan" asked Jeeves the butler [A/N: there always has to be a Jeeves!]

"Yes, thank you Jeeves." Replied Hercule. Then he got an idea. "Jeeves,"

"Yes sir?"

"Why don't you and all the other maids, butlers, chefs e.t.c. take the day off?" Jeeves was stunned.

"Wh...wh...why, yes sir!"

"Alright off you go then!"

"Right away, Sir!"

When Hercule was sure all the staff had left, he started to rake through Videl's clothes [A/N: Dirty man!] until he found a rather frilly ball-gown in the depths of her cupboard.

"Ah! This'll do nicely! I've always wanted to do this!"

A few minutes he came out of the bathroom, wearing the dress, of course. Once again, the Magical Music started to play Shania Twain's 'Man! I feel like a woman'.

Hercule slid down the banister with a hairbrush in his hand. He began to sing [A/N: *shudder*]

"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions-make no conditions

Get a little outta line

I ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time



The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...



Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Colour my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!



Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Colour my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Colour my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!



The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...



Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Colour my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!



I get totally crazy

Can you feel it

Come, come, come on baby

I feel like a woman!" sang Hercule.

"Sir, could I maybe borrow a..." said Jeeves as he stared blankly at Hercule, who looked like he had just skidded across the floor on his knees.

"Not a word of this to anyone or you'll be fired. Understand?" said Hercule. Jeeves just nodded dumbly as Hercule went back upstairs to get changed.

~*~

"Hey Marron! Want to see your Daddy do a funny dance?" asked Krillin. The little girl nodded enthusiastically.

"OK! Here I go!

I'm a little teapot!

Short and stout,

Here's my handle,

Here's my spout,

When the water boils you'll hear me shout:

'Pick...Me up and pour me out!'" sang Krillin as he did the dance and Marron clapped wildly and ran up to give Krillin a big hug.

"I love you too, Marron!"

~*~

"Hey, Choutzu! What do ya want to do?" asked Tien.

"I don't know, something sexy?"

"I KNOW! How about the YMCA!"

"That's a brilliant idea, Tien!"

The Magical Music started to play...

"Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything For young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, Are you listening to me

I said, young man, what do you want to be

I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,

But you've got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself

I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf

And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.

I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

You can get yourself clean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,

I said, I was down and out with the blues

I felt, no man cared if I were alive

I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when someone came up to me

and said young man take a walk up the street

There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.

They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything For young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down

Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Y.M.C.A.

just go to the Y.M.C.A.

Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,

Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A.

Y.M.C.A!" sang Tien and Choutzu as the Magical Music played and disappeared.

"Gee! That was fun Tien!" said Choutzu.

"Oh, wasn't it though!" replied Tien as he and Choutzu walked into an even remoter part of their barren wasteland to live out the rest of their naughty fantasy. [A/N: Nudge, nude, wink, wink! ^_~']

~*~

I really miss Bulma, I know she's Vegeta's 'woman', but who couldn't miss waking up to that! thought Yamcha.

"Sigh! I miss my Uptown Girl," said Yamcha as the Magical Music started playing,

"She's been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a back street guy

I bet her mama never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl

She's been living in her white bread world

As long as anyone with hot blood can

And now she's looking for a downtown man

That's what I am

And when she knows what

She wants from her time

And when she wakes up

And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love with an uptown girl

You know I've seen her in her uptown world

She's getting tired of her high class toys

And all her presents from her uptown boys

She's got a choice

Uptown girl

You know I can't afford to buy her pearls

But maybe someday when my ship comes in

She'll understand what kind of guy I've been

And then I'll win

And when she's walking

She's looking so fine

And when she's talking

She'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love

With an uptown girl

She's been living in her white bread world

As long as anyone with hot blood can

And now she's looking for a downtown man

That's what I am

Uptown girl

She's my uptown girl

You know I'm in love

With an uptown girl

My uptown girl

You know I'm in love

With an uptown girl

My uptown girl

You know I'm in love

With an uptown girl

My uptown girl!" sang Yamcha, "Ah, Bulma!"

"Were you singing, Yamcha?" asked Puar as she floated into the room.

"Um...er...no?"

~*~

"PICCOLO! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" 18 and ChiChi shouted in unison as Piccolo flew towards Kami's (or Dende's) Lookout. All he had done was 'play' with Goten and Marron, it wasn't his fault that little Marron couldn't defend herself!

Damn ChiChi! She didn't act like this when I KIDNAPPED Gohan, at least that I know of Piccolo thought.

"I bet it's just because I'm green," [Trumpets play that 'Du dudu DU! Thing] THE RETURN OF THE MAGICAL MUSIC!

"I'm just mad at ChiChi

ChiChi's mad at me

I'm just mad at ChiChi

She's just mad at me

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

I'm just mad at Eighteen

Eighteen's mad at me

I'm just mad at Eighteen

She's just mad at me

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Born high forever to fly

Wind velocity nil

Born high forever to fly

If you want your cup I will fill

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

So groovy, he's so green

Electrical lime jelly

Is gonna be a sudden craze

Electrical lime jelly

Is bound to be the very next phase

They call it groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

ChiChi - yeah

I'm just mad at her

I'm just mad at ChiChi

She's just mad at me

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Quite rightly

They call me groovy green

Oh so green, oh so groovy!" sang Piccolo as the Magic Music faded once more. I feel so much better now! (Piccolo looks at the screen, "Hey all you readers out there! It's good to express yourself through song every once in a while! Our author here does it every day!" said Piccolo as Mad Stickwoman 523 holds a gun to his head)

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"HEY VIDEL!!!! Are you going to marry Gohan? HUHUHU???!!!" said Goten as Videl and Gohan arrived back at his house.

"I hope so!" said Videl as she smirked at Gohan, who was blushing madly. "But I might marry you instead, Goten, your brother gets embarrassed to easy! And you're so cute and small!" Videl whispered behind her hand to Goten.

"That's because All The Small Things are the best! And Blink 182 rock!" said Goten proudly, puffing out his chest, when the Magical Music started playing, and Goten took his cue...

"All the small things,

Truth care, truth brings,

I'll take one lift,

Your ride, best trip,

Always, I know,

You'll be at my show,

Watching, waiting, commiserating,

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Late night, come home,

Work sucks, I know,

She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares,

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Na na na na na na na na na na,

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home,

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill,

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home,

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill! Man, I LOVE that song!"

"Awwwwwww! Your brother's so cute, Gohan!"

"As cute as me?" asked Gohan, hugging Videl from behind.

"You better believe it, bub!" Gohan put on a mock hurt face and kissed Videl.

"I'M CUTER THAN GOHAN! I'M CUTER THAN GOHAN!" sang Goten as he danced around the happy couple.

"Goten! What are you doing out there?" asked ChiChi as she walked outside to see Gohan and Videl kissing in the front garden, and left with stars in her eyes, saying something to herself that sounded like "I'll have grandchildren in no time! And I'll be rich too!"

"Gee! Look at the time! I'd better go see Trunks! I was meant to meet him ten minutes ago!" exclaimed Goten as he flew off towards C.C., Gohan and Videl, of course, noticed none of this.

~*~

I wonder where Goten is, I wanted to show him what mum bought me thought Trunks.

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A/N: Well, it's getting later, what will happen to our *cough* talented *cough* friends in the next two (or three, it depends what kind of a mood I'm in) chapters. I forgot to add in the last chapter who Videl will be singing to:

A Little Respect- Hercule

Fever- Gohan

And in case you've forgotten, here are the choices for Bulma and Dende:

BULMA:

Vogue

Material Girl

(If Videl isn't singing it, she could also sing 'A Little Respect' to Vegeta, but remember, your vote counts!)

DENDE:

Any thing that you think will suit his character

As I said before, I also need a bit of help for Master Roshi- here are the choices:

Same choice as Dende

And, if you've noticed, I didn't get the five reviews I asked for, but I posted any way! Aren't I nice, eh? Well, for the next chapter I'm asking for a grand total of (drumroll please) thank you, Lindsay, ONE new review! I also need a little bit of help with who should sing Muffin Man with Mr. Popo, it can even be you! *big hand points at readers* Well, any suggestions are welcome, except 'go die' or anything like that, well, forget I said that, Just as long as you leave a review! Please, they're the only things that keep me going! My life support system! My pacemaker! Anything else that keeps people alive! Wow. I just realised that I just wrote 8 pages! I'm in shock. Well, bye, and make sure you leave a review, with your opinion about Videl, Bulma, Master Roshi and Dende, mind!

Mad Stickwoman 523 ^_^