The 99th Platoon
(A/N Like chapter 7 a bit short but sweet. At least I think so. But hey who cares what you guys think anyway…( Nah just kidding please R&R)
Chapter 9: Ass kicking time
*BzzzT*
"Okay soldiers. I hope you are in position and brought heaps of explosives...we gotta blow this whole place up with one big strike. And also we gotta...hey, hey, hey! Stop that Conker! It's the real Oreos okay? Boy...Sorry about that we got some trouble up here with all this cloning going around...Soldiers in exactly 5 minutes us three here are bustin' outta jail. If Oreos and I don't get shot in more ways than we can count before you can say boo...well, hopefully we can hold 'em off while conker slips to the controls and neutralises the laser filled hall. Then storm in here and gut the Komiz bastards. Then, if all goes well, we run outta here and go home. And...er...this might not be something that I wanna know the answer too boys but, the chopper is here right? Oh and I forgot to mention this but it was G-14 classified and so secretive…so secretive…wait I already…uh fuck that shit. I have a nuclear warhead the size of a fist on me. Intelligence gave it to me... This is how were gonna blast those diabolical...here we go again...brother. Basically what that means is...speed is the key gentlemen...and if that chopper isn't there then we are royally screwed. Okay privates get ready. In 5 minutes from now. Lets kick some fluffy ass."
--5mins later--
"Ready guys?" asked Sarge.
"Sir yes sir" said Oreos.
"Yeah what he said..." mumbled Conker.
"Remember Conker. 5 mins." warned Sarge.
"I got it okay?!" he yelled.
"Okay. Do it oreos." Commanded Sarge.
Oreos suddenly ran onto the cell door banging and screaming.
"Come on let me out I'll tell you everything you wanna know! Just get me outta here!" he screamed.
"What you doin' boy!? Don't betray your country you traitorous son of a..." yelled back Sarge.
"I don't care! I don't care! Lemme out! Lemme out! I'm talking! C'mon!"
The door suddenly opened and an elite Komiz blocked the doorway. Oreos pretended to walk towards the Komiz when Sarge attacked him from the side, and they both rolled outside of the cell. The sensors in the room instantly started humming. The Komiz taken off guard rolled outside, Sarge wrestling it, and smacked into two other Komiz who smacked into a safe, and their bulk cracked it open. The soldier's guns were in there. The two remaining Komiz rushed to the cell door only to be kicked square in the jaw by Oreos. Oreos rolled under the other Komiz legs and dashed to the safe. He grabbed Sarge's shotgun and shot the Komiz off him. He then tossed Sarge the gun.
"Here ya go Sarge!" he yelled.
"Thanks Oreos lets party!!"
Oreos grabbed his K7-Avenger and attacked too. Sarge was shooting at the Komiz who would only flinch at body shots and get angrier at headshots.
"The bastards won't die!" growled Oreos as he fired bullet after bullet into the Komiz guts. As Oreos and Sarge blasted their way past Komiz, Conker had slid off towards the computer console. He began typing rapidly. A Komiz suddenly loomed up behind him holding a magnum.
"Boom boom…nyehehe"
"Nyehehehe yourself smart ass," Conker grabbed his frying pan from the safe and smacked the Komiz in the…genital area….
"(O_O) Owwe, owee, owww."
Conker continued to type.
The shootout had turned very soon into a fistfight. Sarge and Oreos dodged, ducked, double-teamed but a counter blow twice as strong struck each blow of theirs. Soon they were bloodied having managed to floor only one Komiz.
"How much longer!?" asked Sarge as he aimed a punch at a Komiz jaw.
"1 minute okay! Jeez…some people," muttered Conker.
--meanwhile--
"C'mon lets go!" itched Pyst.
"In 30 seconds okay? Wait," sighed Chael.
The platoon armed their weapons.
--30 seconds later—
"In half a minute I'll be done," thought Conker.
--outside—
"Okay times up!" said Stealth.
They ran towards the corridor. Conker was typing rapidly as a bead of sweat formed on his forehead. 20 seconds left to deactivate the lasers. 20 metres left for the platoon to cross. 15 seconds. 10 metres. 10 seconds left. 5 metres. 5 seconds. And 0 metres left to cross…
Percival tripped at the front holding the line up for an extra 5 seconds. The lasers were off.
"Yes I am invicibal!" crowed Conker in his best "Boris" voice.
"OKAY GUYS!! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE. NOW!"
(A/N Like chapter 7 a bit short but sweet. At least I think so. But hey who cares what you guys think anyway…( Nah just kidding please R&R)
Chapter 9: Ass kicking time
*BzzzT*
"Okay soldiers. I hope you are in position and brought heaps of explosives...we gotta blow this whole place up with one big strike. And also we gotta...hey, hey, hey! Stop that Conker! It's the real Oreos okay? Boy...Sorry about that we got some trouble up here with all this cloning going around...Soldiers in exactly 5 minutes us three here are bustin' outta jail. If Oreos and I don't get shot in more ways than we can count before you can say boo...well, hopefully we can hold 'em off while conker slips to the controls and neutralises the laser filled hall. Then storm in here and gut the Komiz bastards. Then, if all goes well, we run outta here and go home. And...er...this might not be something that I wanna know the answer too boys but, the chopper is here right? Oh and I forgot to mention this but it was G-14 classified and so secretive…so secretive…wait I already…uh fuck that shit. I have a nuclear warhead the size of a fist on me. Intelligence gave it to me... This is how were gonna blast those diabolical...here we go again...brother. Basically what that means is...speed is the key gentlemen...and if that chopper isn't there then we are royally screwed. Okay privates get ready. In 5 minutes from now. Lets kick some fluffy ass."
--5mins later--
"Ready guys?" asked Sarge.
"Sir yes sir" said Oreos.
"Yeah what he said..." mumbled Conker.
"Remember Conker. 5 mins." warned Sarge.
"I got it okay?!" he yelled.
"Okay. Do it oreos." Commanded Sarge.
Oreos suddenly ran onto the cell door banging and screaming.
"Come on let me out I'll tell you everything you wanna know! Just get me outta here!" he screamed.
"What you doin' boy!? Don't betray your country you traitorous son of a..." yelled back Sarge.
"I don't care! I don't care! Lemme out! Lemme out! I'm talking! C'mon!"
The door suddenly opened and an elite Komiz blocked the doorway. Oreos pretended to walk towards the Komiz when Sarge attacked him from the side, and they both rolled outside of the cell. The sensors in the room instantly started humming. The Komiz taken off guard rolled outside, Sarge wrestling it, and smacked into two other Komiz who smacked into a safe, and their bulk cracked it open. The soldier's guns were in there. The two remaining Komiz rushed to the cell door only to be kicked square in the jaw by Oreos. Oreos rolled under the other Komiz legs and dashed to the safe. He grabbed Sarge's shotgun and shot the Komiz off him. He then tossed Sarge the gun.
"Here ya go Sarge!" he yelled.
"Thanks Oreos lets party!!"
Oreos grabbed his K7-Avenger and attacked too. Sarge was shooting at the Komiz who would only flinch at body shots and get angrier at headshots.
"The bastards won't die!" growled Oreos as he fired bullet after bullet into the Komiz guts. As Oreos and Sarge blasted their way past Komiz, Conker had slid off towards the computer console. He began typing rapidly. A Komiz suddenly loomed up behind him holding a magnum.
"Boom boom…nyehehe"
"Nyehehehe yourself smart ass," Conker grabbed his frying pan from the safe and smacked the Komiz in the…genital area….
"(O_O) Owwe, owee, owww."
Conker continued to type.
The shootout had turned very soon into a fistfight. Sarge and Oreos dodged, ducked, double-teamed but a counter blow twice as strong struck each blow of theirs. Soon they were bloodied having managed to floor only one Komiz.
"How much longer!?" asked Sarge as he aimed a punch at a Komiz jaw.
"1 minute okay! Jeez…some people," muttered Conker.
--meanwhile--
"C'mon lets go!" itched Pyst.
"In 30 seconds okay? Wait," sighed Chael.
The platoon armed their weapons.
--30 seconds later—
"In half a minute I'll be done," thought Conker.
--outside—
"Okay times up!" said Stealth.
They ran towards the corridor. Conker was typing rapidly as a bead of sweat formed on his forehead. 20 seconds left to deactivate the lasers. 20 metres left for the platoon to cross. 15 seconds. 10 metres. 10 seconds left. 5 metres. 5 seconds. And 0 metres left to cross…
Percival tripped at the front holding the line up for an extra 5 seconds. The lasers were off.
"Yes I am invicibal!" crowed Conker in his best "Boris" voice.
"OKAY GUYS!! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE. NOW!"