A Day in the DBZ World- Musical Style!

Chapter 3- A Musical Evening

By Mad Stickwoman

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any songs I might use in this fic. Happy? Good.

A/N: Hey! It's me again! Back with another chapter of my *cough* wonderful *cough* fic. I hope everyone enjoyed the previous chapters, I do realise that the morning was a bit of a bore, but the afternoon was better, wasn't it? What with the Hercule bashing and the G/V action? Well, I've decided to make this a G/V.

And here is a list of tonight's performances:

Trunks: Heaven is a Halfpipe by OPM

Vegeta: Macho Man by The Village People

Mr. Popo, Piccolo and Dende: Muffin Man

Gotenks: Saiyan Alive, formally 'Stayin' Alive' by the BeeGees (and me ^_^)

And a special treat for all you readers!

Well, ON WITH THE SHOW!

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"Hey Trunks! Sorry I'm late! Gohan and Videl got all smootchie, ewwww!"

"Ewwwww! Well, I want to show you something Goten!"

"What is it Trunks?" asked Goten as Trunks led him round the back of Capsule Corp.

"This. Look what mum bought me!" exclaimed Trunks as Goten gaped at the huge halfpipe in Trunks' back garden.

"Wow! Your mum bought you a halfpipe? THAT IS SO COOL! I wish I had your mum, but not your dad, he scares me!" said Goten as he walked around the halfpipe. "You do know how to skate, right?"

"Of course I do, Goten! Do you?"

"Why on Earth do you think I can't skate?"

"I don't know, you just seem like that type of person."

"Oh.... HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUP...SUP...supposed? Yeah, that's right, SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"Nothing, Goten, nothing." Said Trunks as he levitated up to the top of the ramp. "Heaven is a halfpipe." THE MAGICAL MUSIC RETURNS!!!

"If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man upon my back

Now heaven would be a DJ

Spinning dub all night long

And heaven would just kickin back

With Kami packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Kami then Piccolo or Dende too

And while da world is warring

Just sit back and laugh at u singing...

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven they see those Pearly Gates

But I looked a little closer and there's a sign says, "do not skate"

So if you wanna come to my heaven

Well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone u know is welcome

Cause we got no gates or walls singing...

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth

I can't do shit

Without da man fucking with it

And then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

I've got a funny story way back in '97

We'll be busting five airs until we get to heaven

Think I really care that I didn't miss biology

Didn't get my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz...

Got da skillz

Got da skillz

Hea...hea...heaven is a halfpipe...

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Without da man fucking with it!" sang Trunks as the Magical Music faded out of existence.

"Gee, Trunks, where did you learn all of those words?" asked the innocent Goten.

"I heard dad use them!" said Trunks proudly.

"I bet mum would be really proud of me if I said them to her!"

~*~

Meanwhile, in the Gravity Room, Vegeta is training.

"I'll... beat you...Kakarrot!" panted Vegeta. "I gotta be a Macho Man!" Magical Music in- 5...4...3...2...1!

"Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby, such a thrill, my body

Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby, it's too much, my body

Body, check it out, my body, body, baby, don't you doubt, my body

Body, talking about my body, body, baby, checking out my body

Listen here

Every man wants to be a macho man

To have the kind of body always in demand

Joggin' in the mornings, go man go

Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow

You can best believe me

He's a macho man

Glad he took you down with anyone you can

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man

I gotta be a macho man

Macho macho man

I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man

I gotta be a macho man

Macho macho man

I gotta be a macho

Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body

Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body

Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body

Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body

So hot, yeah my body

Alright

Every man ought to be a macho, macho man

To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand

Have your own lifestyles and ideals

Access the strip of competence, that's the skill

You can best believe that he's a macho man

He's the special god son in anybody's land

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man

I gotta be a macho man

Macho macho man

I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man

I gotta be a macho man

Macho macho man

I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man

I gotta be a macho man

Macho macho man

I gotta be a macho

I gotta be a macho man

I gotta be a macho macho, macho macho man

I gotta be a macho! Yeah!" sang Vegeta as he turned SS 3. "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED, KAKARROT!"

~*~

Mr. Popo walked out of his room eating a basket of muffins of ALL flavors.

"Hey, Popo! Do you know the Muffin Man?" asked Piccolo.

"The Muffin Man?"

"The Muffin Man!"

"Piccolo,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane?"



"Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane."



"Now two of us know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Now two of us know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane."

"Hey, what are you guys singing?"

"Dende,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane?"

"Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane."

"A few of us know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

A few of us know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

Now we all know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Now we all know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane!" sang Popo, Piccolo and Dende, eating muffins.

~*~

"Hey Trunks, do you want to fusion again? I was really fun!"

"I know it was fun, Goten! OK!"

Trunks and Goten did their wee fusion dance thingie, and became...GOTENKS! By some funny

'coincidence' (nothing to do with me, the author!) he was wearing a white, '70s disco suit. Magical Music makes its triumphant return!

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a fighting man: no time to talk.

Music loud and mummies warm, I've been kicked around

since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

Saiyaman's effect on man.

Whether you're a human or whether you're a Saiyan,

you're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive.

Well now, I fly low and I fly high,

and if I can't get either, I really try.

Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.

I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right. It's OK.

I'll live to see another day.

We can try to understand

Saiyaman's effect on man.

Whether you're a human or whether you're a Saiyan,

you're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah. Saiyan alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a fighting man: no time to talk.

Music loud and mummies warm,

I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand

Saiyaman's effect on man.

Whether you're a human or whether you're a Saiyan,

you're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',

and we're Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive, Saiyan alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Saiyan alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. I'm Saiyan alive! Yeah!!!!!!" sang Gotenks. Everyone say bye bye to the Magical Music! (Readers wave at the screen)

~*~

And now for that special treat I promised you! It's Cell, Frieza and Zarbon, LIVE FROM HFIL!

Cell." (MSW 523 passes Cell a mic.)

"Yes, thank Mad Stickwoman 523, I'd just like to say that I'm honored to be performing in this divine story!"

"Thank you Cell, and what will you be singing tonight?"

"I'll be singing 'Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?' by Boy George."

"That sounds fantastic, Cell. And here he is, it's Cell with 'Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"

The fans go wild as the, this time, Not So Magic Music, otherwise known as a band start up.

"Give me time,

To realise my crime,

Let me love and steal,

I have danced,

Inside your eyes,

How can I be real?

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to,

Make me cry?

Precious kisses,

Words that burn me,

Lovers never ask you why,

In my heart,

The fires burning,

Choose my colour,

Find a star,

Precious people always tell me,

That's a step A step too far,

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to,

Make me cry?

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to,

Make me cry?

Words are few that I have spoken,

I could waste a thousand years,

Wrapped in sorrow,

Words are token,

Come inside and catch my tears,

You've been talking,

But believe me,

If it's true,

You do not know,

This boy loves without a reason,

I'm prepared,

To let you go,

If it's love you want from me,

Then take it away,

Everything is not what you see,

It's over again,

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to,

Make me cry? Thank you! Thank you!"

Mad Stickwoman 523 wipes away a tear, "That was beautiful, Cell!"

"Why, thank you, 523! I really appreciate it!"

"Oh! Come here you big lug!" 523 say as she gives Cell a hug.

"Thank you for that, Cell. Up next we have a very dynamic duo that have taken the next dimension by storm! Welcome, Zarbon and Frieza!"

"Thank you, 523!"

"Well, tell us what you're going to sing!"

"Well, Zarbon and myself are going to be singing 'Somethin' Stupid' by Frank Sinatra."

"It sounds lovely, Frieza, and do you have anything to say Zarbon?"

"Only that I hope you all enjoy our performance!"

"Well, go and sing already!" 523 gives them a playful shove, "I can't wait to hear you two!"

Frieza and Zarbon walk to the stage with their arms around each other's waists as the band starts up.

Frieza: "I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time

To spend an evening with me

And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there's a chance

You won't be leaving with me"

Zarbon: "And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place

And have a drink or two"

Both: "And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid

Like: "I love you""

Frieza: "I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies

You heard the night before

And though it's just a lie to you, for me it's true

It never seemed so right before"

Zarbon: "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say

To make the meaning come through

But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late

And I'm alone with you"

Both: "The time is right your perfume fills my head, the stars get red

And oh the night's so blue

And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid

Like: "I love you"

("I love you, I love you...")"

"My Gosh boys! That was wonderful! And that must be some strong perfume! Hahaha"

"Hahaha! Thank you, 523! We really enjoyed it."

"Well, I'm glad you had fun! But we have to go now. I hope you all enjoyed our special performances from HFIL. The Ginyu Force was going to dance, but I'm afraid they couldn't make it. But I'm sure these two acts more than made up for it. Remember that these three villains have been practicing for about 6 weeks non-stop, so I think another round of applause should show them that you really care!" The audience cheer wildly as Cell, Frieza and Zarbon bow on stage while they are bombarded by roses.

"Thank you! Thank you all so much!" they all say in unison, with big cheesy grins, resembling the Son Grin, but not quite it, plastered on their faces.

~*~

"That was great, wasn't it Videl?" asked Gohan. He and Videl had just finished watching 'Live From HFIL' on the Son's TV.

"It was, but it was better because you're here." replied Videl as she snuggled into Gohan's chest and he kissed her atop her head. Then they fell asleep.

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A/N: I hope you all enjoyed that chapter, wasn't that bit at the end cute? Did you like the special performance live from HFIL? If you liked it, didn't like it, whatever, leave a review. I still need your opinion about Videl, Bulma, Dende and Master Roshi, the choices are on the last chapters, I need them for the next chapter. This is actually the third thing I've uploaded today, I've been on a roll! Well, bye for now!

Mad Stickwoman 523