Pretty Fly For A Bad Guy

Parody of "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring.

Welcome to my underground lair.

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

And all the fembots say I'm Pretty Fly for a Bad Guy.

Talk to the hand cause the face is not listening

There's a spy called Austin Powers

Who I think's really cool

The bad guys try to stop him

But none have managed to

But now's there's a new bad guy

I think he'll do the job

He's got enough evil

He's gonna make that Austin sob

So don't argue, he'll see right through

He's no softie he can bomb the USA

Frau's with him too, and Number 2

You have no say, You have no say

And he has a cat, who lost his fat

But if you mention that then you're going to be toast

So bow towards this guy

And hey hey, do that Evil thing.

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

What ya doin' Evil? (Zip It, Zip It)

And all the fembots say I'm Pretty Fly for a Bad Guy.

Now this guy is a doctor

An evil one as well

And if you try to mock him

You'll have no tale to tell

Cause he's got a lot of weapons, and painful just to boot.

All this and more

Just to get some lousy loot.

So don't argue, he'll see right through

He's no softie he can bomb the USA

Frau's with him too, and Number 2

You have no say, You have no say

And he has a cat, who lost his fat

But if you mention that then you're going to be toast

So bow towards this guy

And hey hey, do that Evil thing.

Now Austin is to die for

He's gonna rest in peace

Cause Evil's locked right on him, like a lot and lot of geese

He's trying so hard

He's really quite hip

And now's he's got poor Austin

Now he's in for a rough trip

So don't argue, he'll see right through

He's no softie he can bomb the USA

Frau's with him too, and Number 2

You have no say, You have no say

And he has a cat, who lost his fat

But if you mention that then you're going to be toast

So bow towards this guy

You better bow towards this guy

Just go and bow towards this guy.

And hey hey, do that Evil thing.