Author: I have one thing to say before you read this…
No. I am NOT on crack.
ALERT: HIGH COMPUTER BASHING!!
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Tiff: HELLO FUTURE SERVANT OF ME! HOW ARE YOU TODAY COMPUTER?
Bob the Computer: good.
Tiff: WHY, SO AM I.
Bob the Computer: you are?
Tiff: YES! I AM. IT'S A LOVELY DAY TODAY! ALL BRIGHT AND SUNNY!
Bob the Computer: i cannot tell.
Tiff: IT IS. ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER, THE SUN IS SHINING SO BRIGHTLY THAT IF YOU OR ANYONE DARED TO LOOK INTO THE SUN THEY'D DEFINATELY BE BLINDED! OUCH. THAT'D HURT ALOT.
Bob the Computer: yes. i'd think so.
Tiff: IS THERE A WAY TO E-MAIL MICHELLE TODAY WITHOUT BEING ONLINE?
Bob the Compute: not that i know of.
Tiff: OH POO. I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY MOM IF I CAN E-MAIL HER NOW. WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE "CHATTING" WITH YOU. GOODBYE.
Bob the Computer: goodbye tiffany. signed, computer bob.
Tiff: GOODBYE FOR NOW COMPUTER "BOB"!!! ~ THINK: WHY DO I TALK TO THIS MORON?~
~computer bob flings out a virtual arm and whacks Tiffany up-side the head....~
Tiff: OUCH!!!!! THANKS ALOT! IS THAT THE THANKS I GET FOR KEEPING YOU RUNNING??? I MIGHT HAVE THE NERVE TO UNPLUG YOU!!!! BUT NO. I'M A BIGGER PERSON THAN THAT. ~THINK: I HOPE~ .............
~TIFFANY REACHES OUT A REAL ARM AND UNPLUGS COMPUTER "BOB"~
~THINK: HEE HEE HEE~ (REALLY I ONLY PUT HIM IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS STUPID VIRTUAL FACE!)
~TIFFANY SMILES MICHEVIOUSLY AS SHE MUNCHES FROM A BAG OF VIRTUAL MARSHMALLOWS DIPPED IN VIRTUAL SOY SAUCE COOKED IN A VIRTUAL FRYING PAN~
(THANKS MATTIE FOR THE FRYING PAN! ) WELL GOODBYE RUSTING HARDWARE OF COMPUTER "BOB"!!!!!
~ TIFFANY WALKS AWAY AS SHE THROWS THE EMPTY VIRTUAL BAG OF VIRTUAL MARSHMALLOWS DIPPED IN VIRTUAL SOY SAUCE COOKED IN A VIRTUAL FRYING PAN ONTO COMPUTER "BOB"~
Bob the Computer: groan.......
No. I am NOT on crack.
ALERT: HIGH COMPUTER BASHING!!
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Tiff: HELLO FUTURE SERVANT OF ME! HOW ARE YOU TODAY COMPUTER?
Bob the Computer: good.
Tiff: WHY, SO AM I.
Bob the Computer: you are?
Tiff: YES! I AM. IT'S A LOVELY DAY TODAY! ALL BRIGHT AND SUNNY!
Bob the Computer: i cannot tell.
Tiff: IT IS. ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER, THE SUN IS SHINING SO BRIGHTLY THAT IF YOU OR ANYONE DARED TO LOOK INTO THE SUN THEY'D DEFINATELY BE BLINDED! OUCH. THAT'D HURT ALOT.
Bob the Computer: yes. i'd think so.
Tiff: IS THERE A WAY TO E-MAIL MICHELLE TODAY WITHOUT BEING ONLINE?
Bob the Compute: not that i know of.
Tiff: OH POO. I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY MOM IF I CAN E-MAIL HER NOW. WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE "CHATTING" WITH YOU. GOODBYE.
Bob the Computer: goodbye tiffany. signed, computer bob.
Tiff: GOODBYE FOR NOW COMPUTER "BOB"!!! ~ THINK: WHY DO I TALK TO THIS MORON?~
~computer bob flings out a virtual arm and whacks Tiffany up-side the head....~
Tiff: OUCH!!!!! THANKS ALOT! IS THAT THE THANKS I GET FOR KEEPING YOU RUNNING??? I MIGHT HAVE THE NERVE TO UNPLUG YOU!!!! BUT NO. I'M A BIGGER PERSON THAN THAT. ~THINK: I HOPE~ .............
~TIFFANY REACHES OUT A REAL ARM AND UNPLUGS COMPUTER "BOB"~
~THINK: HEE HEE HEE~ (REALLY I ONLY PUT HIM IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS STUPID VIRTUAL FACE!)
~TIFFANY SMILES MICHEVIOUSLY AS SHE MUNCHES FROM A BAG OF VIRTUAL MARSHMALLOWS DIPPED IN VIRTUAL SOY SAUCE COOKED IN A VIRTUAL FRYING PAN~
(THANKS MATTIE FOR THE FRYING PAN! ) WELL GOODBYE RUSTING HARDWARE OF COMPUTER "BOB"!!!!!
~ TIFFANY WALKS AWAY AS SHE THROWS THE EMPTY VIRTUAL BAG OF VIRTUAL MARSHMALLOWS DIPPED IN VIRTUAL SOY SAUCE COOKED IN A VIRTUAL FRYING PAN ONTO COMPUTER "BOB"~
Bob the Computer: groan.......