THE WIZARD OF MIDDLE EARTH!!
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own. Same old, same old.
A/N: Sugar: OMG I figured out how to upload! *Sticks tongue out at Daisy*
Daisy: Good for you!
Sugar: Was that a sarcastic tone?
Daisy: No kidding.
~*~
Next they passed through The Old Forest.
"Mmmm, apples..." Sugar said and picked one. A large grumbling was heard from inside the tree.
"Uh oh", Legolas said, in English because he tired of swishing.
"What the hell was that?" Daisy asked.
"It's Old Man Willow and he's calling Tom Bombadil", Legolas explained.
"Aaah!!" Sugar tried to pull herself out of the tree that was known for eating CERTAIN hobbits.
Just then Tom Bombadil showed up with an army of Ents. "Yo, let her go!" He yelled at the tree.
"Hum Bum the ho!" An Ent boomed and the tree opened up and let Sugar go.
"Who are you callin' a ho?" Sugar asked.
"Gimli told us about you two, do you still have your rings?" Tom asked in a sing-song voice. Sugar pulled hers out and gnawed on it while Daisy slipped hers on a chain.
"Anyway, I got some Ho Humming to do..." Tom turned and left with the army of Ents, leaving the small company speechless.
So they continued on until Daisy's cat named Tete, that was not mentioned before, began to mew at something in the woods.
"What is it Tete?" Daisy asked the cat but stopped and stared at a frozen figure.
"Hey, it's Boromir!" Sugar cried, running up beside her.
"Boromir's alive, AAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Legolas ran away screaming.
"Hey, I wonder what would happen if I did this..." Sugar blew Boromir's horn, that sat on a near-by stump. As if by magic Boromir unfroze and began to move.
"Why are you here? I thought you were dead?!" Daisy yelled.
"Yeah, well Tolkien couldn't figure out what to do with my body, he couldn't just leave it at the bottom of a waterfall, so he froze me and stuck me here." Boromir wiggled his fingers and toes.
By now Legolas was creeping back, "Do you want to go to the Wizard of Middle Earth with us Boromir?" He asked quietly.
"Legolas, my good friend, of course I would go with you. I need some immortality anyway. If I die repeatedly in anymore fanfics I'm going to hurl!" Boromir opened his arms to embrace Legolas.
"Meep!" Legolas squeaked and jumped behind a bush.
At that moment a evil puff of smoke appeared on the roof of a near-by cabin that wasn't there before.
An evil cackle rose from it. The smoke cleared and revealed Arwen in a black costume.
"Oh , it's only good Arwen", Boromir sighed.
"Good Arwen! Good Arwen!" Arwen mocked, "Well I'm not good anymore. I stole the immortality necklace thingy back from Aragorn and I changed my mind about the rings!" She cackled angrily.
"She's not lying!" Sugar nodded her head.
"And now I will send stupid flying Orcs after you for no stupid reason!" She continued and with that she disappeared.
"That was weird!" Legolas said ignoring the orcs buzzing around his head. The rest of the group ran madly down the path while he skipped behind.
Eventually the orcs killed themselves off because they were stupid and no one followed the company, but they ran all the way to Mirkwood anyway.
"Let's stop running", Daisy proposed, slowing down. So they began to sing the annoying theme song again. But they had to get on with the story so they started singing: "Orcs and Ents and Oliphaunts, Oh my!"
"Roar!" Something jumped out of a tree and missed them. THUMP!! It hit the ground with a sickening crunch.
"I'm okay", Aragorn said pathetically and stood up.
"EEH, Aragorn!!" Sugar latched herself onto his leg.
"Am I supposed to be scared?" He asked.
"YES", A disembodied voice answered.
"Thanks", Aragorn called and began to quiver and shake.
"You wanna go with us to the Wizard of Middle Earth?" Boromir asked.
"Sure I need a sword resurrected anyway -Hey aren't you dead?" Aragorn looked at Boromir curiously.
"Why does everyone keep asking that?" Boromir yelled at sky.
Meanwhile..........
"Yes, my precious, yes", Arwen watched them through her magical necklace that she had stolen back from Aragorn. "I'll stop them somehow!" And with that she disappeared.
~*~
A/N: I know. I know. The horn thing sounds disgusting! I wonder what
Arwen is planning, probably something evil...uh, yeah.
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own. Same old, same old.
A/N: Sugar: OMG I figured out how to upload! *Sticks tongue out at Daisy*
Daisy: Good for you!
Sugar: Was that a sarcastic tone?
Daisy: No kidding.
~*~
Next they passed through The Old Forest.
"Mmmm, apples..." Sugar said and picked one. A large grumbling was heard from inside the tree.
"Uh oh", Legolas said, in English because he tired of swishing.
"What the hell was that?" Daisy asked.
"It's Old Man Willow and he's calling Tom Bombadil", Legolas explained.
"Aaah!!" Sugar tried to pull herself out of the tree that was known for eating CERTAIN hobbits.
Just then Tom Bombadil showed up with an army of Ents. "Yo, let her go!" He yelled at the tree.
"Hum Bum the ho!" An Ent boomed and the tree opened up and let Sugar go.
"Who are you callin' a ho?" Sugar asked.
"Gimli told us about you two, do you still have your rings?" Tom asked in a sing-song voice. Sugar pulled hers out and gnawed on it while Daisy slipped hers on a chain.
"Anyway, I got some Ho Humming to do..." Tom turned and left with the army of Ents, leaving the small company speechless.
So they continued on until Daisy's cat named Tete, that was not mentioned before, began to mew at something in the woods.
"What is it Tete?" Daisy asked the cat but stopped and stared at a frozen figure.
"Hey, it's Boromir!" Sugar cried, running up beside her.
"Boromir's alive, AAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Legolas ran away screaming.
"Hey, I wonder what would happen if I did this..." Sugar blew Boromir's horn, that sat on a near-by stump. As if by magic Boromir unfroze and began to move.
"Why are you here? I thought you were dead?!" Daisy yelled.
"Yeah, well Tolkien couldn't figure out what to do with my body, he couldn't just leave it at the bottom of a waterfall, so he froze me and stuck me here." Boromir wiggled his fingers and toes.
By now Legolas was creeping back, "Do you want to go to the Wizard of Middle Earth with us Boromir?" He asked quietly.
"Legolas, my good friend, of course I would go with you. I need some immortality anyway. If I die repeatedly in anymore fanfics I'm going to hurl!" Boromir opened his arms to embrace Legolas.
"Meep!" Legolas squeaked and jumped behind a bush.
At that moment a evil puff of smoke appeared on the roof of a near-by cabin that wasn't there before.
An evil cackle rose from it. The smoke cleared and revealed Arwen in a black costume.
"Oh , it's only good Arwen", Boromir sighed.
"Good Arwen! Good Arwen!" Arwen mocked, "Well I'm not good anymore. I stole the immortality necklace thingy back from Aragorn and I changed my mind about the rings!" She cackled angrily.
"She's not lying!" Sugar nodded her head.
"And now I will send stupid flying Orcs after you for no stupid reason!" She continued and with that she disappeared.
"That was weird!" Legolas said ignoring the orcs buzzing around his head. The rest of the group ran madly down the path while he skipped behind.
Eventually the orcs killed themselves off because they were stupid and no one followed the company, but they ran all the way to Mirkwood anyway.
"Let's stop running", Daisy proposed, slowing down. So they began to sing the annoying theme song again. But they had to get on with the story so they started singing: "Orcs and Ents and Oliphaunts, Oh my!"
"Roar!" Something jumped out of a tree and missed them. THUMP!! It hit the ground with a sickening crunch.
"I'm okay", Aragorn said pathetically and stood up.
"EEH, Aragorn!!" Sugar latched herself onto his leg.
"Am I supposed to be scared?" He asked.
"YES", A disembodied voice answered.
"Thanks", Aragorn called and began to quiver and shake.
"You wanna go with us to the Wizard of Middle Earth?" Boromir asked.
"Sure I need a sword resurrected anyway -Hey aren't you dead?" Aragorn looked at Boromir curiously.
"Why does everyone keep asking that?" Boromir yelled at sky.
Meanwhile..........
"Yes, my precious, yes", Arwen watched them through her magical necklace that she had stolen back from Aragorn. "I'll stop them somehow!" And with that she disappeared.
~*~
A/N: I know. I know. The horn thing sounds disgusting! I wonder what
Arwen is planning, probably something evil...uh, yeah.