THE WIZARD OF MIDDLE EARTH!!
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own especially Mintos. Blaa, blaa, blaa, blaaaaa!
A/N: I am way too lazy to type up an interesting authors note.
~*~
Arwen reappeared in a field of daisies and began sprinkling magic 'sleeping' pixie dust. "Hee hee!" she cackled, "I'll get their rings yet!". She paused and thought about why she wanted the rings. She decided it was because she was an evil bitch.
"EEEEHHH DAISIES!" Daisy squealed and ran into the field. She sat down and began making daisy chains. Suddenly the daisies screamed and bit her. "Alive! ALIVE!" Daisy yelled and ran back to Sugar.
"Dammit!" Arwen cursed as she watched them through her magic necklace, "Must have used the wrong pixie dust".
"Hey look over there, it's where the wizard lives, in the diamond city of Minas Tirith!" Aragaorn shouted. They all looked at the horizon, which was quite fake, there was a white tower glistening in the distance.
"We'll have to risk the daisies", Sugar said gloomily.
"What do you mean, RISK?" Daisy growled suspiciously.
"Not you, the flowers!" Sugar shouted.
"Oh, okay", Daisy said. So they ran like hell through the field, with daisies biting their heels.
Eventually they the gates of Minas Tirith, which suspiciously looked like the gates of Bree.
Legolas reached up and knocked. A small window slid open and a cute little face came into view.
"Frodo!" Sugar and Daisy squealed and jumped up and down.
"What is it?" He asked grumpily.
"We'd like to see the wizard", Boromir said and stepped forward.
"I thought you were dead", Frodo said, suprised.
"Do you want me to be dead?" Boromir asked, frustrated.
"Well..."Frodo trailed off, but then snapped back to reality, "You can't see the wizard!" shouted and slammed the window
"But...but..." Daisy put on a cute puppy face.
"We need to get home, and I need sanity, Daisy needs tearducts, Legolas needs a haircut, Aragorn needs a sword, and Boromir needs immortality, is that too much to ask?" Sugar, who had tearducts, turned on the waterworks and tears streamed down her face.
Frodo returned with EXTREMELY fake tears dripping off his face. "That's so sad, I guess you can come in..." He opened the door and they filed in.
They spent the next four and a half hours riding around in a cart, pulled by a horse who wore Sarumon's old cloak that turned colors. Then Aragorn sang a stupid song about how he would be the king of Gondor. After that he discovered a tail sprouting out of his ass.
Then Frodo kicked them into a big white tower where Gandalf lived. They walked down a long, scary hallway. Sugar cried pathetically and Daisy...pretended to cry because she had no tearducts. They reached a large chamber where fires issued and smoke billowed from giant pipes. A large hologram head appeared in the middle.
"Mr. Wizard?" Sugar shook like a leaf.
"What do you want?" The head asked impatiently and sour smelling smoke streamed from it's mouth.
"You need some Mintos man..." Daisy's eyes rolled up in her head with the smell.
"Shut up!" The head screamed, "I'm too lazy to give you anything so...go kill Arwen and I'll promise you things you already have".
"Oki Doki", Sugar said cheerfully and skipped away, followed by Daisy, Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir.
"We're going to kill Arwen!" Aragorn cried happily once they were safe outside the gate.
"I thought you loved her?" Daisy asked the cheering Aragorn.
"She took back the immortality", he whimpered.
"Men!" Sugar threw up her arms in disgust.
"I'm not the one who wants something meaningless as tearducts!" Aragorn said smugly.
"Shut up none of you know what it's like not to cry!" Daisy sat down and refused to move.
"I do", Legolas said meekly, but everyone ignored him.
Arwen watched them through her mafic necklace. "Yes, my preciousss, come to me". She cackled and sent some flying orcs out to get them.
Daisy still refused to move and Legolas was sitting beside her, absorbed in his hair.
Suddenly flying orcs zoomed down and scooped Daisy and Sugar up. "Weee!" Sugar spread out her arms and enjoyed the experience while Daisy kicked and screamed. The orcs carried them to the tower of Isengard where Arwen lived now because Elrond kicked her out of Rivendell.
They sat in an easily escapable room and Arwen cackled evilly. "I'm going to give you this much time", she pulled out a time turner from a near-by Harry Potter fic. She set it down and walked away.
"This is too easy", Daisy yawned and filed her nails.
A/N: OMG I saw 'The Faculty' last night. That movie is SO cool! Maybe because Elijah Wood is in it... but that's not the point. Actually it is. *Sigh* he's SO cute! Who agrees? *A thousand hands shoot up in the air* I thought so!
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own especially Mintos. Blaa, blaa, blaa, blaaaaa!
A/N: I am way too lazy to type up an interesting authors note.
~*~
Arwen reappeared in a field of daisies and began sprinkling magic 'sleeping' pixie dust. "Hee hee!" she cackled, "I'll get their rings yet!". She paused and thought about why she wanted the rings. She decided it was because she was an evil bitch.
"EEEEHHH DAISIES!" Daisy squealed and ran into the field. She sat down and began making daisy chains. Suddenly the daisies screamed and bit her. "Alive! ALIVE!" Daisy yelled and ran back to Sugar.
"Dammit!" Arwen cursed as she watched them through her magic necklace, "Must have used the wrong pixie dust".
"Hey look over there, it's where the wizard lives, in the diamond city of Minas Tirith!" Aragaorn shouted. They all looked at the horizon, which was quite fake, there was a white tower glistening in the distance.
"We'll have to risk the daisies", Sugar said gloomily.
"What do you mean, RISK?" Daisy growled suspiciously.
"Not you, the flowers!" Sugar shouted.
"Oh, okay", Daisy said. So they ran like hell through the field, with daisies biting their heels.
Eventually they the gates of Minas Tirith, which suspiciously looked like the gates of Bree.
Legolas reached up and knocked. A small window slid open and a cute little face came into view.
"Frodo!" Sugar and Daisy squealed and jumped up and down.
"What is it?" He asked grumpily.
"We'd like to see the wizard", Boromir said and stepped forward.
"I thought you were dead", Frodo said, suprised.
"Do you want me to be dead?" Boromir asked, frustrated.
"Well..."Frodo trailed off, but then snapped back to reality, "You can't see the wizard!" shouted and slammed the window
"But...but..." Daisy put on a cute puppy face.
"We need to get home, and I need sanity, Daisy needs tearducts, Legolas needs a haircut, Aragorn needs a sword, and Boromir needs immortality, is that too much to ask?" Sugar, who had tearducts, turned on the waterworks and tears streamed down her face.
Frodo returned with EXTREMELY fake tears dripping off his face. "That's so sad, I guess you can come in..." He opened the door and they filed in.
They spent the next four and a half hours riding around in a cart, pulled by a horse who wore Sarumon's old cloak that turned colors. Then Aragorn sang a stupid song about how he would be the king of Gondor. After that he discovered a tail sprouting out of his ass.
Then Frodo kicked them into a big white tower where Gandalf lived. They walked down a long, scary hallway. Sugar cried pathetically and Daisy...pretended to cry because she had no tearducts. They reached a large chamber where fires issued and smoke billowed from giant pipes. A large hologram head appeared in the middle.
"Mr. Wizard?" Sugar shook like a leaf.
"What do you want?" The head asked impatiently and sour smelling smoke streamed from it's mouth.
"You need some Mintos man..." Daisy's eyes rolled up in her head with the smell.
"Shut up!" The head screamed, "I'm too lazy to give you anything so...go kill Arwen and I'll promise you things you already have".
"Oki Doki", Sugar said cheerfully and skipped away, followed by Daisy, Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir.
"We're going to kill Arwen!" Aragorn cried happily once they were safe outside the gate.
"I thought you loved her?" Daisy asked the cheering Aragorn.
"She took back the immortality", he whimpered.
"Men!" Sugar threw up her arms in disgust.
"I'm not the one who wants something meaningless as tearducts!" Aragorn said smugly.
"Shut up none of you know what it's like not to cry!" Daisy sat down and refused to move.
"I do", Legolas said meekly, but everyone ignored him.
Arwen watched them through her mafic necklace. "Yes, my preciousss, come to me". She cackled and sent some flying orcs out to get them.
Daisy still refused to move and Legolas was sitting beside her, absorbed in his hair.
Suddenly flying orcs zoomed down and scooped Daisy and Sugar up. "Weee!" Sugar spread out her arms and enjoyed the experience while Daisy kicked and screamed. The orcs carried them to the tower of Isengard where Arwen lived now because Elrond kicked her out of Rivendell.
They sat in an easily escapable room and Arwen cackled evilly. "I'm going to give you this much time", she pulled out a time turner from a near-by Harry Potter fic. She set it down and walked away.
"This is too easy", Daisy yawned and filed her nails.
A/N: OMG I saw 'The Faculty' last night. That movie is SO cool! Maybe because Elijah Wood is in it... but that's not the point. Actually it is. *Sigh* he's SO cute! Who agrees? *A thousand hands shoot up in the air* I thought so!