The Wizard of Middle Earth!
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Do not own Lord of the Rings, The Wizard of Oz or anything else I'm not supposed to own. You know what? These disclaimers are REALLY annoying. I hate them.
A/N: I'm sick today. I feel so...BLAH! I have no life so I decided to upload. BLAH!
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"Since we're extremely lazy let's let the others rescue us", Sugar sat down and brushed her hair.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Legolas cried.
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"Sugar took my hair brrrruuuuuuusssssshhhhhh!!" he wailed.
"Idiot, we have to save them!" Boromir shouted.
"Why?" Aragorn and Legolas asked at the same time.
"Because of the storyline", Boromir sighed and they set off. Eventually they came to the tower of Isengard.
Ring Wraiths marched in and out of the tower. The guys grabbed three of them and took their costumes. The naked Ring Wraiths ran away screaming.
So the 'Ring Wraiths' that were Aragorn, Boromir, and Legolas marched into the tower in search of the girls. And since I have a total hand cramp I'm skipping to the part just before the witch melts.
"Hee hee hee hee!" Arwen laughed hysterically and set fire to Boromir who ran around in circles.
Blindly Sugar threw a bucket of water at him, but missed and hit Arwen. But instead of melting she stomped her foot, "Great now I have to do my hair all over again and my make-up is a mess..." Arwen turned to walk away but fell in a well to her death. Daisy threw a rock in after her.
Boromir continued to run around and caught Legolas' hair on fire. "AAAAAHHH!! My beautiful, sexy, shiny hair", he screamed and ran around too.
Daisy pulled a bucket of water out of nowhere and tossed it at them, putting the fire out. Legolas and Boromir stood there bald.
"Back to the wizard!" Sugar announced and zapped them back to the wizards with a wand that had magically come from a near-by Harry Potter fic.
"What is it now?" The head yelled, sending out a cloud of smoke big enough to put another hole in the ozone layer.
"We killed her!" Sugar cried.
"That's super", he said sarcastically. Tete, the cat that is hardly mentioned began clawing a curtain in the corner. "Ignore that curtain!" The head yelled just as Tete shredded the curtain, revealing a long-bearded wizard.
"Gandalf it's you!" Legolas cried.
"Well obviously you fool of a...Greenleaf..." Gandalf turned and hobbled over to them.
"Yeah, just give us our stuff", Boromir said impatiently.
"No because you already have them!" Gandalf growled.
"Huh?" Aragoen said stupidly.
"Legolas you don't need a haircut now!" Gandalf said gesturing to Legolas' bald head.
"But I want hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr!" Legolas wailed.
"What is it with you and stretching out your words?" Aragorn asked, annoyed.
"Fine", Gandalf cut a large tangle of beard from his chin and crazy glued it to Legolas' head.
"It's going to need some Herbal Essences", he began to immediately brush it.
"Aragorn you don't need a freakin' sword!" Gandalf said.
"I don't?" Aragorn looked confused.
"You do but I'm too lazy to reincarnate one, here's a gun!" Gandalf tossed a rifle at Aragorn. It went off and shot Boromir dead. Gandalf looked at the dead Boromir. "Three down, two to go", Gandalf sighed and moved on to the girls.
"I can't cry!" Daisy whined.
"Of course you can!" Gandalf kicked her hard in the shins and tears welled up in her eyes. "See", he said and turned to Sugar who was attempting to cough up the ring she had swallowed and count her toes at the same time.
"I need sanity", she stated once she had coughed the ring up.
"That's a hard one, here's the number of my psychiatrist", Gandalf handed her a business card. But she ate it. Finally he gave a card to Daisy to hold on to for Sugar.
"Now you have to go home!" Gandalf cried happily.
"No we don't", Sugar protested.
"Yes, you do", Gandalf said.
"Why?" Daisy asked.
"STORYLINE!!" Gandalf screamed.
"How are we gonna get back then genius?" Sugar asked.
"You have a magic wand genius!" Gandalf mocked.
"Oh yeah..." Daisy said and zapped them back home.
Epilogue:
Sugar now has several objects lodged in her stomach and lives in the hospital.
Daisy makes daisy chains for a living and actually sells them.
Legolas is wig model and started a new trend called 'beardhead'.
Aragorn spends all his time at the shooting range. Shooting LIVE targets.
Boromir is well...dead. But this author found a good place for him...* Bormir screams in the backround* Boromir be quiet!
Arwen was only mistaken for dead, she lives at the bottom of the well while certain 'Fools of Tooks' throw rocks at her.
Gandalf flew away in a balloon. Actually he didn't he just told everybody he did.
THE END!!
A/N: *Mournful wail* POOR LEGOLAS!! His poor, beautiful, sexy, shiny, blonde, perfect hair!! Why did I write this? WHY?! WHY?! *Dies* I need some chocolate *Dies again*.
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Do not own Lord of the Rings, The Wizard of Oz or anything else I'm not supposed to own. You know what? These disclaimers are REALLY annoying. I hate them.
A/N: I'm sick today. I feel so...BLAH! I have no life so I decided to upload. BLAH!
~*~
"Since we're extremely lazy let's let the others rescue us", Sugar sat down and brushed her hair.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Legolas cried.
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"Sugar took my hair brrrruuuuuuusssssshhhhhh!!" he wailed.
"Idiot, we have to save them!" Boromir shouted.
"Why?" Aragorn and Legolas asked at the same time.
"Because of the storyline", Boromir sighed and they set off. Eventually they came to the tower of Isengard.
Ring Wraiths marched in and out of the tower. The guys grabbed three of them and took their costumes. The naked Ring Wraiths ran away screaming.
So the 'Ring Wraiths' that were Aragorn, Boromir, and Legolas marched into the tower in search of the girls. And since I have a total hand cramp I'm skipping to the part just before the witch melts.
"Hee hee hee hee!" Arwen laughed hysterically and set fire to Boromir who ran around in circles.
Blindly Sugar threw a bucket of water at him, but missed and hit Arwen. But instead of melting she stomped her foot, "Great now I have to do my hair all over again and my make-up is a mess..." Arwen turned to walk away but fell in a well to her death. Daisy threw a rock in after her.
Boromir continued to run around and caught Legolas' hair on fire. "AAAAAHHH!! My beautiful, sexy, shiny hair", he screamed and ran around too.
Daisy pulled a bucket of water out of nowhere and tossed it at them, putting the fire out. Legolas and Boromir stood there bald.
"Back to the wizard!" Sugar announced and zapped them back to the wizards with a wand that had magically come from a near-by Harry Potter fic.
"What is it now?" The head yelled, sending out a cloud of smoke big enough to put another hole in the ozone layer.
"We killed her!" Sugar cried.
"That's super", he said sarcastically. Tete, the cat that is hardly mentioned began clawing a curtain in the corner. "Ignore that curtain!" The head yelled just as Tete shredded the curtain, revealing a long-bearded wizard.
"Gandalf it's you!" Legolas cried.
"Well obviously you fool of a...Greenleaf..." Gandalf turned and hobbled over to them.
"Yeah, just give us our stuff", Boromir said impatiently.
"No because you already have them!" Gandalf growled.
"Huh?" Aragoen said stupidly.
"Legolas you don't need a haircut now!" Gandalf said gesturing to Legolas' bald head.
"But I want hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr!" Legolas wailed.
"What is it with you and stretching out your words?" Aragorn asked, annoyed.
"Fine", Gandalf cut a large tangle of beard from his chin and crazy glued it to Legolas' head.
"It's going to need some Herbal Essences", he began to immediately brush it.
"Aragorn you don't need a freakin' sword!" Gandalf said.
"I don't?" Aragorn looked confused.
"You do but I'm too lazy to reincarnate one, here's a gun!" Gandalf tossed a rifle at Aragorn. It went off and shot Boromir dead. Gandalf looked at the dead Boromir. "Three down, two to go", Gandalf sighed and moved on to the girls.
"I can't cry!" Daisy whined.
"Of course you can!" Gandalf kicked her hard in the shins and tears welled up in her eyes. "See", he said and turned to Sugar who was attempting to cough up the ring she had swallowed and count her toes at the same time.
"I need sanity", she stated once she had coughed the ring up.
"That's a hard one, here's the number of my psychiatrist", Gandalf handed her a business card. But she ate it. Finally he gave a card to Daisy to hold on to for Sugar.
"Now you have to go home!" Gandalf cried happily.
"No we don't", Sugar protested.
"Yes, you do", Gandalf said.
"Why?" Daisy asked.
"STORYLINE!!" Gandalf screamed.
"How are we gonna get back then genius?" Sugar asked.
"You have a magic wand genius!" Gandalf mocked.
"Oh yeah..." Daisy said and zapped them back home.
Epilogue:
Sugar now has several objects lodged in her stomach and lives in the hospital.
Daisy makes daisy chains for a living and actually sells them.
Legolas is wig model and started a new trend called 'beardhead'.
Aragorn spends all his time at the shooting range. Shooting LIVE targets.
Boromir is well...dead. But this author found a good place for him...* Bormir screams in the backround* Boromir be quiet!
Arwen was only mistaken for dead, she lives at the bottom of the well while certain 'Fools of Tooks' throw rocks at her.
Gandalf flew away in a balloon. Actually he didn't he just told everybody he did.
THE END!!
A/N: *Mournful wail* POOR LEGOLAS!! His poor, beautiful, sexy, shiny, blonde, perfect hair!! Why did I write this? WHY?! WHY?! *Dies* I need some chocolate *Dies again*.