Behind The Scenes With Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer I don't own LOTR or the characters so bear with me as I try to think up more things for them to say
After shooting the first movie you find Legolas in his trailer posing in his mirror singing "Im too sexy, I'm to sexy, I'm to sexy for my trailer, to sexy for my trailer too sexy babie"
In Gandalf's trailer.... "Am I a steriotype. Just because I have grey hair doesn't mean you should call me Gandalf the Grey" (shoots out bolts of lighting). "If you don't change this I will leave."
In Frodo's Trailer..... "Why do I have to be so short I want to be taller" And why does Sam have to be so close to me. just because he is my friend does not mean he should always be so close to me. Sam says "You don't mean that you know you love me too honey." "get away from me you sick pervert if you touch me I swear I will use my sword on you." "Oooh fiesty I like em that way." "That's it you are dead" (pulls out sword and attacks him." "Damn plastic sword, why cant they give us the real thing sometimes."
In Aragorn's trailer....... "Why do I have to continuely watch and take care of these little things. I am sick and tired of watching these little creatures and protecting them because they are too stupid to stay quiet and make sure they don't make any light. And with that why do I have to listen to Gandalf that self righteous bastard who thinks he controls everyone.
In Merry and Pippin's trailer...... "Why must I always be stuck with you, I wanted to go with Frodo and Sam but nooooooo I had to be captured with you because mom didn't want us to be separated." " I'm sorry but I can't help what mom does beside I like being around you." " Yeah but sometimes I want to be alone. It would be nice to have some privacy." " Just because I'm three years younger than you does not mean i'm below normal respect." "Yes it does."
In Galandriel's trailer...... "I love my new ears, I wish they would put these on permenately." ........ (sighs to self) "I wish Frodo or Aragorn or legolas could have stayed with me esspecially Legolas because he is soooooooo fine!".......... "Why do I have to be so creepy, I wish I was more nice about the whole water mirror thing even though he needed to see it, it would not hurt for him not to
More to come later
Disclaimer I don't own LOTR or the characters so bear with me as I try to think up more things for them to say
After shooting the first movie you find Legolas in his trailer posing in his mirror singing "Im too sexy, I'm to sexy, I'm to sexy for my trailer, to sexy for my trailer too sexy babie"
In Gandalf's trailer.... "Am I a steriotype. Just because I have grey hair doesn't mean you should call me Gandalf the Grey" (shoots out bolts of lighting). "If you don't change this I will leave."
In Frodo's Trailer..... "Why do I have to be so short I want to be taller" And why does Sam have to be so close to me. just because he is my friend does not mean he should always be so close to me. Sam says "You don't mean that you know you love me too honey." "get away from me you sick pervert if you touch me I swear I will use my sword on you." "Oooh fiesty I like em that way." "That's it you are dead" (pulls out sword and attacks him." "Damn plastic sword, why cant they give us the real thing sometimes."
In Aragorn's trailer....... "Why do I have to continuely watch and take care of these little things. I am sick and tired of watching these little creatures and protecting them because they are too stupid to stay quiet and make sure they don't make any light. And with that why do I have to listen to Gandalf that self righteous bastard who thinks he controls everyone.
In Merry and Pippin's trailer...... "Why must I always be stuck with you, I wanted to go with Frodo and Sam but nooooooo I had to be captured with you because mom didn't want us to be separated." " I'm sorry but I can't help what mom does beside I like being around you." " Yeah but sometimes I want to be alone. It would be nice to have some privacy." " Just because I'm three years younger than you does not mean i'm below normal respect." "Yes it does."
In Galandriel's trailer...... "I love my new ears, I wish they would put these on permenately." ........ (sighs to self) "I wish Frodo or Aragorn or legolas could have stayed with me esspecially Legolas because he is soooooooo fine!".......... "Why do I have to be so creepy, I wish I was more nice about the whole water mirror thing even though he needed to see it, it would not hurt for him not to
More to come later