Yo! I'm Dave, Dave the Penguin. I have lot's of stories to share, but
I'm not going to share them all. If you look at my name: SaberSonofSeifer,
it's not Dave the Penguin, I know, but I have lots of different names,
about 21. I wrote them all out but I lost the list. Well, here is the story
of the word 'Spooge'.
I was sitting at the lunch table near the middle of the school year in Loudoun County High School and talking with my friends. Let's see, Matt#1 and Matt#2 were there…so was The Dude, I think Larry was, perhaps Little Italian Boy (LIB) was too and…oh yes, Sam. We were eating and talking like always, a few insights were passed along when Matt#2 suddenly fell apon a new word. "Spooge!" He said aloud, the shock of the word hit us, then we all started laughing. This was now the word that could mean ANYTHING in the entire world. Several days later Sam was looking through his American Slang Dictionary (the most hilarious dictionary you will ever find) and came across the word "Spooge". Now it's meaning I cannot say over this system, for it would cause an uproar. Although you could probably guess it. We never actually use the word for its true meaning although from that day on it was implied. The next year arrived. We were now sophomores! For two weeks prior to school we were attending marching band camp, oh the joy. Learning our new songs for the "James Bond" show we were putting on was oh so much fun. (James Bond? Man…I was kinda dissipointed, I'm glad Mr. Bill our band director is letting us vote for next year). The word "Spooge" was used more and more through band camp. Even though most of the songs we did didn't have words, we put the words "Spooge" and "Nub" in for the notes (Matt#1's idea, not mine). Only later on in the year did people come to realize the word's true power. And now the point of the story: The word "Spooge" became so powerful an image that we wrote a SONG to it. The words of this song were (duh): Spooge spooge spooge spooge, spooge spooge spooge spooge spooge spooge. How horrible. It became our trumpet line's national anthem. We annoyed the hell out of Bill with that song. He turned around and yelled at matt#1: "MATT! STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG!" we played it every time Bill entered the room from that day on.
Well, thanks for listening to my rant, adios.
I was sitting at the lunch table near the middle of the school year in Loudoun County High School and talking with my friends. Let's see, Matt#1 and Matt#2 were there…so was The Dude, I think Larry was, perhaps Little Italian Boy (LIB) was too and…oh yes, Sam. We were eating and talking like always, a few insights were passed along when Matt#2 suddenly fell apon a new word. "Spooge!" He said aloud, the shock of the word hit us, then we all started laughing. This was now the word that could mean ANYTHING in the entire world. Several days later Sam was looking through his American Slang Dictionary (the most hilarious dictionary you will ever find) and came across the word "Spooge". Now it's meaning I cannot say over this system, for it would cause an uproar. Although you could probably guess it. We never actually use the word for its true meaning although from that day on it was implied. The next year arrived. We were now sophomores! For two weeks prior to school we were attending marching band camp, oh the joy. Learning our new songs for the "James Bond" show we were putting on was oh so much fun. (James Bond? Man…I was kinda dissipointed, I'm glad Mr. Bill our band director is letting us vote for next year). The word "Spooge" was used more and more through band camp. Even though most of the songs we did didn't have words, we put the words "Spooge" and "Nub" in for the notes (Matt#1's idea, not mine). Only later on in the year did people come to realize the word's true power. And now the point of the story: The word "Spooge" became so powerful an image that we wrote a SONG to it. The words of this song were (duh): Spooge spooge spooge spooge, spooge spooge spooge spooge spooge spooge. How horrible. It became our trumpet line's national anthem. We annoyed the hell out of Bill with that song. He turned around and yelled at matt#1: "MATT! STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG!" we played it every time Bill entered the room from that day on.
Well, thanks for listening to my rant, adios.