What the Trumpets REALLY talk about...
By Gina-chan
Author's Note: This really happened. I'm not making it up. Really.
It was a cool night at marching band rehersal. The trumpets (and one french
horn) were standing in a circle because that's what they had to do for
the piece (You Can Call Me Al). The director was busy yelling at the low brass (who else?)
so the trumpets had time to talk amongst each other. Anyway, they were all complaining about
how cold it was. And then the subject suddenly turned worse.
"You know what I like to do late late at night..." one trumpet player
trailed off.
"What?" asked the french horn player inocently.
"Eat ice cream!" Another trumpet player answered.
There was a long silence.
"Yea, but my ice cream's called masterbating..." a third trumpet said in a deep voice.
And then Erica (That's me!) was forever scared, the band director stopped yelling, and the
trumpets continued to play You Can Call Me Al.
The End.
Maybe it's not that funny. It was funny if you were there. But then again, isn't everything?
By Gina-chan
Author's Note: This really happened. I'm not making it up. Really.
It was a cool night at marching band rehersal. The trumpets (and one french
horn) were standing in a circle because that's what they had to do for
the piece (You Can Call Me Al). The director was busy yelling at the low brass (who else?)
so the trumpets had time to talk amongst each other. Anyway, they were all complaining about
how cold it was. And then the subject suddenly turned worse.
"You know what I like to do late late at night..." one trumpet player
trailed off.
"What?" asked the french horn player inocently.
"Eat ice cream!" Another trumpet player answered.
There was a long silence.
"Yea, but my ice cream's called masterbating..." a third trumpet said in a deep voice.
And then Erica (That's me!) was forever scared, the band director stopped yelling, and the
trumpets continued to play You Can Call Me Al.
The End.
Maybe it's not that funny. It was funny if you were there. But then again, isn't everything?