Omg, so sorry I haven't posted in like forever, I've been busy dealing w/
er, stuff… and I've just been too lazy to write so sry. Anyway, hope you
enjoy the ch! ^_^
Disclaimer- I think this is the first one I've put in here, so it's kinda long… none of the characters belong to me tear they belong to the amazing being J.K. Rowling, and I'm not doing any of this for profit, just my own little sick pleasure. *mwah*
O, and as usual, plz review!! ^_^
1 Chapter 8
The next day at breakfast, all three boys were very quiet, and none of them ate much. As usual, Hermione noticed the change and questioned it at once.
"What is wrong with you two? For the past week you've been acting strange. Is there something you want to tell me?"
Harry was the first to speak up. He glanced at Ron for a moment, before speaking. "Hermione, I think there's something Ron and I need to tell you." He again glanced at Ron who gave a questioning look. "Ron, we both know that we can't figure this out on our own, we need a, er, non-hormones- affected brain to help us out." Ron nodded.
"OK, so what is it?" Hermione asked matter-of-factly.
"Er, not here," Ron said slowly. "Let's go back to the common room."
All three Gryffindors trudged up to the warm common room, Harry and Ron glancing nervously at each other and Hermione in a complete state of bewilderment.
Once they were in the circular room, Ron flashed a look at Harry, knowing what to say.
"Hermione, Harry and I are," he took a deep breath and looked towards Harry for reassurance. Harry nodded. "Gay."
"Well it's about time you two came out!" Hermione pulled them both into a warm hug, and let go to see their very confused faces.
"You, you *knew*?!" Harry asked.
"You two are so obvious! I have the worst gay-dar in the school, and I could tell from a mile away."
Harry and Ron gape at her in shock. "Well, then, if you know, could you, er, help us with a problem we're having?" Harry asked shyly.
"Awww, is the sex no good? Want some tips? Well, I persona…" Hermione obviously was not as oblivious to the sex world as Harry and Ron suspected.
"NO!!" Ron screeched. "Harry and I are not together…yet," He mumbled to himself.
Hermione looked puzzled. "Actually, I'm kind of with Draco," Harry said to the now completely bewildered face of Hermione. "But I, er, love Ron too." Ron grinned. "And I don't know who I love more."
Hermione gawked at the two boys for a full minute before she was collected enough to say anything. "Hmm, well, I, uh, wasn't expecting this one. Hmm, well, Harry, what do you love about Ron?"
"That's easy." Ron grinned again. "He's my best friend, and he loves me too. Isn't that enough?" Harry said.
"I guess not if you can't choose him over Draco. Although I can understand why…" She mumbled. "Well, why do you love Draco?"
"Isn't it obvious?" At this Ron gave an indignant face and turned away from Harry. "He's the most gorgeous guy at Hogwarts! And he's a tiger when it comes to sex." Harry grinned, but seeing Ron seething with anger wiped the smile off his face.
"Hmm, I see your dilemma. I'd have trouble with this too." Hermione said.
Ron, looking at his watch yelled abruptly, "I do wish we could continue this riveting conversation," he glared at Harry, "but if we don't get going, we're going to be late to Snape's class, again." They all hurried down to the dungeons for the dreaded Potions class.
Yay! Finally another chapter up! ^_^ Hope you liked it, the Potions class will be up soon. Please review! I don't care if you want to flame me, although I don't see what could make you do so w/ this ch, but do so if you choose, all I ask for is a little comment! ^_^ until, I post again, tally ho!
Disclaimer- I think this is the first one I've put in here, so it's kinda long… none of the characters belong to me tear they belong to the amazing being J.K. Rowling, and I'm not doing any of this for profit, just my own little sick pleasure. *mwah*
O, and as usual, plz review!! ^_^
1 Chapter 8
The next day at breakfast, all three boys were very quiet, and none of them ate much. As usual, Hermione noticed the change and questioned it at once.
"What is wrong with you two? For the past week you've been acting strange. Is there something you want to tell me?"
Harry was the first to speak up. He glanced at Ron for a moment, before speaking. "Hermione, I think there's something Ron and I need to tell you." He again glanced at Ron who gave a questioning look. "Ron, we both know that we can't figure this out on our own, we need a, er, non-hormones- affected brain to help us out." Ron nodded.
"OK, so what is it?" Hermione asked matter-of-factly.
"Er, not here," Ron said slowly. "Let's go back to the common room."
All three Gryffindors trudged up to the warm common room, Harry and Ron glancing nervously at each other and Hermione in a complete state of bewilderment.
Once they were in the circular room, Ron flashed a look at Harry, knowing what to say.
"Hermione, Harry and I are," he took a deep breath and looked towards Harry for reassurance. Harry nodded. "Gay."
"Well it's about time you two came out!" Hermione pulled them both into a warm hug, and let go to see their very confused faces.
"You, you *knew*?!" Harry asked.
"You two are so obvious! I have the worst gay-dar in the school, and I could tell from a mile away."
Harry and Ron gape at her in shock. "Well, then, if you know, could you, er, help us with a problem we're having?" Harry asked shyly.
"Awww, is the sex no good? Want some tips? Well, I persona…" Hermione obviously was not as oblivious to the sex world as Harry and Ron suspected.
"NO!!" Ron screeched. "Harry and I are not together…yet," He mumbled to himself.
Hermione looked puzzled. "Actually, I'm kind of with Draco," Harry said to the now completely bewildered face of Hermione. "But I, er, love Ron too." Ron grinned. "And I don't know who I love more."
Hermione gawked at the two boys for a full minute before she was collected enough to say anything. "Hmm, well, I, uh, wasn't expecting this one. Hmm, well, Harry, what do you love about Ron?"
"That's easy." Ron grinned again. "He's my best friend, and he loves me too. Isn't that enough?" Harry said.
"I guess not if you can't choose him over Draco. Although I can understand why…" She mumbled. "Well, why do you love Draco?"
"Isn't it obvious?" At this Ron gave an indignant face and turned away from Harry. "He's the most gorgeous guy at Hogwarts! And he's a tiger when it comes to sex." Harry grinned, but seeing Ron seething with anger wiped the smile off his face.
"Hmm, I see your dilemma. I'd have trouble with this too." Hermione said.
Ron, looking at his watch yelled abruptly, "I do wish we could continue this riveting conversation," he glared at Harry, "but if we don't get going, we're going to be late to Snape's class, again." They all hurried down to the dungeons for the dreaded Potions class.
Yay! Finally another chapter up! ^_^ Hope you liked it, the Potions class will be up soon. Please review! I don't care if you want to flame me, although I don't see what could make you do so w/ this ch, but do so if you choose, all I ask for is a little comment! ^_^ until, I post again, tally ho!