Hehehehe, so I take it you guys liked the chappie, eh? Lol, I think I actually started writing this story for this moment, Yamcha's gonna get what he's got coming! HEHEHE, I can't wait, can you? Hmmm...Once again, thanks for all the reviews, and keep em comin!!! Ok, ok, No more jabbering, got ya....ON WITH THE BEATING!!!


Disclaimer: I own...um...uh...my pencil! Yeah, that's it! My pencil!



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Last time, on The Vow:

A Very tired Bulma trudged up the stairs 4 hours later, with a Very tired Yamcha on her heels. She looked at the bed longingly when she walked past, but she was determined that she was going to spend a few minutes on the balcony before turning in for the night. Yamcha followed her out, and leaned against the railing staring at her. He pulled her into his arms, and kissed her passionately, before he heard a deep voice behind him.

"Get away from my mate, before I rip out your heart....."


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Bulma stood there for a moment, not daring to look around, a look of shock playing on her features, before turning around to run into the house, ony to find that her legs were like jelly. She stumbled, and braced herself for the impact of the ground that rushed up to meet her, before she felt a pair of strong arms grab her, and she closed her eyes. *Yamcha saved me* She thought to herself before snuggling into his chest. She layed there for a moment before noticing something. Yamcha didn't glow, at least not gold, and Yamcha didn't have that nice a body..."Oh Kami." She spoke aloud...and looked up into the Teal eyes of Vegeta.

He smirked down at her before lowering his eyes to her rounded belly, and nearly dropped her from the shock. "Woman" He spoke, before lying her on the bed. "I do believe there's quite a bit of explaining to be done. But, I have a more pressing matter at hand." He said, glancing out at the balcony.

"Vegeta, please, don't...it's my fault, please don't kill him." She pleaded.

Vegeta raised off of the bed, and walked over to the balcony doors. He looked back once at the blue haired woman lying on the bed, and spoke to her, his voice like ice. "Woman, you have my word, I won't KILL your precious warrior, but, by the time I'm done with him, he'll wish I had" He shot her a Icy look before flying off in the direction of The unlucky Yamcha's ki.

"Hah...So, he went to Kakarot's, Figures as much." His smirk grew wider and more pronounced at that thought.

He landed on the ground softly, and laughed slightly when he saw Yamcha run to hide behind the Younger Saiyan's back. Goku took a look at him, and immediately jogged over to greet him. Yamcha glanced up for a moment, and upon seeing his hiding place jogging towards the enemy, he did as most cowards would, he hid behind the next thing he saw.

"Hey! Vegeta! You're back, and cool, you made it to Super Saiyan! Awesome, now we can really spar!" Goku said, his normal naivety clear in his voice. "So! What brings you to my neck of the woods?"

"I've come for the one who's hiding behind your mate, Kakarot. And I don't care what I have to do to get him." Vegeta replied before raising his hand directly at ChiChi.

"Woah! Hold up! That's not necessary, tell me what happened, and I'll see what I can do to help." Goku said as he placed himself between Vegeta's hand, and a VERY unhappy ChiChi. "Now, tell me what's going on."

"Tell me Kakarot, if you caught someone else with your mate, what would your reaction be, and no noble bullshit, What would be the first thing you would do?" Vegeta asked before lowering his hand and looking up to glare at the taller Saiyan.

"I'd...Vegeta, that's not a fair question." Goku complained, he didn't want to have to answer.

"Just answer it!" Vegeta spat back before turning to look at ChiChi, and the man hiding behind her.

"I'd...I'd kill him..." Goku trailed off before powering down. He flew to ChiChi's side, and lifted her out of the way, before casting a knowing glance to Yamcha.

Vegeta shot a beam of ki straight between Yamcha's leg's making him fall to his knees, cradling his injured crotch.

Vegeta stood there for a moment, enjoying the look of pain that crossed Yamcha's face, before turning to face Goku once again. "Yes, well, unfortunately, I can't do that." Vegeta replied, before taking to the air, in the direction of Capsule Corp.

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Goku was immediately at Yamcha's side, attempting to help him to his feet, when he saw the blood soaking through Yamcha's gi. He picked him up, and used his Instant Transmission to arrive in a hospital Emergency room. He jogged up to the nurse, and they immediately took Yamcha back into surgery, in what looked like it would be a vain attempt to reattach his wounded man-hood.

Goku turned around, and walked from the building, debating on whether or not to check on Bulma. Against his better judgement, he flew to the Capsule Corp. compound, and peered in through her bedroom window. And nearly fell to the ground at what he saw. Bulma was sitting on the bed, Vegeta leaned against the wall, and they appeared to be...Talking. He thought for a moment about listening to their conversation, but decided against it, besides, Vegeta probably already knew he was there, anyway.

As if in answer to his question, Vegeta looked through the window, and directly into the eyes of the Saiyan that hovered there. He said something else to Bulma, and she jumped from the bed quickly, before running to the window to see Goku.

Her eyes shined happily, before she saw the bewildred look that crossed Goku's face. "He killed him, didn't he?" She asked solemnly.

"No, but I think Yamcha's gonna wish he was dead. Vegeta said something about not being able to kill him. It shocked the hell outta me, actually." The warrior's face lit up like a Christmas tree at that point.

"He didn't kill him, oh god, do I even want to know what he did?" Bulma asked, her face paling visibly.

"Well, um. he..shot his...you know...clean off." Goku said, as he turned a bright red color.

"HE DID WHAT?! No way!" Bulma shreiked, before turning back towards the room, where Vegeta still stood with his eyes closed, no doubt listening to every word the two spoke.

He opened his eyes slowly and stared at the blue haired woman in front of him. Bulma took one look into their obsidian depth, and felt all composure slip away.

"Goku...I'm gonna go back inside now...I'll call you tomorrow and let you know what happened, ok?" She said a bit shakily before walking back into her bedroom and closing the balcony door behind her.

Goku sighed slightly, before speeding off in the direction of his home, and fill ChiChi in on everything that happened.


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Bulma walked back into the room slowly, never taking her eyes off of Vegeta. He watched her walk to the bed and sit down, and lowered his eyes to her large stomach once again.

"Tell me, woman, did you wait a night before you jumped back in bed with him, or did you do it as soon as you saw I was gone?" He asked her, never taking his eyes from her swollen midriff.

"You took off Vegeta! You didn't tell me where you were going! What was I supposed to do? Sit around and wait? And would you quit looking at me like I'm going to explode?" She screamed at him, her face getting increasingly more red as she went.

"Well, if you didn't LOOK like you were goind to explode, then there wouldn't be a problem." He shot back quickly.

"Well, Vegeta, I don't know what you think is SUPPOSED to happen when you get pregnant, but in reality, YOU GET FAT!" Bulma screamed back at him, before breaking down into a fit of tears.

Vegeta lifted his eyes from her stomach, and turned to walk from the room. "Woman, you've managed to disgrace yourself once again, and throwing yourself at that HUMAN shows how weak you truly are."

"EXCUSE ME? Don't even tell me you think this baby's Yamcha's, I think I'd have to kill you at that point." She sneered back at him, and raised herself from the bed. She stalked over to where he stood and snatched his arm from across his chest, and placed it onto her stomach. "Tell me what you feel Vegeta. Still think it's Yamcha's?" With that, she dropped his arm unceremoniously, and walked from the room herself, leaving a shocked Vegeta behind her...


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Okie Dokie, how was that? There's a wee bit of V/B in there, not to worry though, THERE WILL BE MORE!! Hehehe, how'd you like what happened to Yamcha, review and let me knoooooooow! BYE D BYE!!!