Ronins vs. Gundams ~Surprise!~

By: Akurei Difficile

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The Ronins and Gundams woke up and got back to their feet. Oiy, there vision was rather lacking, but slowly returning...not to mention their heads were throbbing to no end. What had happened!? It was like the end of the world...only they were all still alive, weren't they?

Kento's voice: Hey...who're you...you look just like me...*He walks up to the Kento-look-alike*

Wufei's voice: What are you talking about....you look like me

Ryo's voice coming from Trowa's body: what am I doing way over there!?

Cries break out as the guys realize what's happened. Somehow....they body- switched. WAH!!! This was weird, freaky!!

Ryo: I'm in a gay guy's body!!! Help!!! PLEASE!!!

Trowa: Oh shut up! Can't be as bad as being a Ronin whelp.

Quatre: Why does my Trowa have his arm around someone who looks like me, but isn't me...!? *his voice comes from Rowen*

Trowa: I'm right here honey *the voice matching up with Ryo's body*

Quatre: oh thank god *Rowen runs up and clings to Ryo*

Ryo and Rowen: don't you dare think of doing anything while in my body!!

Sage's voice: Shut up...you aren't the only one with problems, look at me!! I don't have my beautiful hair anymore...do you have any idea how that feels? *is in Duo's body*

Duo: What are you talking about, my hair is perfect...or was when I was still in my body!!

Sage: You call this...this rope perfect!?

Wufei: Just alike, go figure. And I get stuck in this body...a size...XXL....jeez

Kento: are you calling my body fat?

Wufei: why yes, yes I am!

Kento: *tears fall from Wufei's face* You...you...*sobs and runs off to his room*

Heero's voice: Hnnnn.....

Cye: O.o why am I wearing Spandex!!!

Heero: you're in my body, moron

Cye: You mean...you...oiy *bows head*

Just then Mia and Yuli walk into the room.

Mia: Is something odd and really freaky going on in here? *Yuli says, hands moving in an arc to include all the guys, minus Kento...or should I say Kento in Wufei's body*

Wufei: boy, she's a smart one....stupid onna

Mia: don't make me kick your ass...I may be a woman, but I know how to defend myself

Yuli's body turns to Mia's.

Mia: and why aren't you talking, do you find it amusing to be in a woman's body!?

Talpa's voice: I was waiting for you to shut the hell up...*Really creepy to hear his voice coming from Mia's body*

Mia: Oh my god!! Oh my god!! *runs around in circles*

Ryo: you sure that's not really Yuli? *laughs*

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Anubis: Omg, what's Master Talpa's voice doing there....you don't think he got hit too do you?

Kayura: Of course he did you moron, otherwise we wouldn't be hearing him just now....men, can't do a job right...now we're not going to hear the end of this

Sekhmet: oh shut up Kayura, we can at least laugh while we still can

Dais: Besides...you know he's got to like it in Mia's body

Kale: yeah, he's the biggest perv

Kayura: you two make me sick

Sekhmet: shh...the show's getting better

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