Ronins vs. Gundams
By: Akurei Difficile
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Kayura and the Warlords looked on at the Ronins, mostly in dull shock as they realize their great leader Talpa has been caught under the effects of the potion as well. But they figure it can't be too bad…the worse that could happen is that Talpa flogs them, right? The world will never know.
Kale: I can't believe this…omg, it's so humorous *he laughs hysterically*
Sekhmet: Who would've thought the boss would've gotten stuck in this *dies laughing*
Kayura: You guys are ruining it all. Shut up so I can hear what they're saying *hits them both over the head*
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Wufei: I cannot believe I am stuck in ~this~ body. This is cruel and unusual punishment.
Mia: What do you mean cruel and unusual punishment!? At least you aren't a female stuck in a male's body!! There are some things I just did not want to know!!!
Wufei: Weak onna.
Mia growls within Yuli's small body and launches herself at Wufei, aka Kento. A fight breaks out and no one makes way to break it up. In other words, there's the whole dust cloud with the occasional arm or foot showing. Whimpers and cusses coming from the dust cloud of fighting.
Ryo: So let me see if I can get this straightened out for everyone. Cye is in some gay assed guy's spandex wearing body…Kento is in a yucky old Chinese guy's, Rowen is in a petit blonde's body, and Sage has the looks of a braided fool, while I'm stuck as tall guy with ass tight pants and funky hair.
Heero: I'd watch what you say if I were you.
Duo: Yeah, at least we aren't homophobe closet cases like you guys are.
Mia: *peeks in for a moment* WHAT! Ryo is not gay, in fact we had….urrr *silence and she slips back into the fight before embarrassing herself any further*
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Kayura: Ohhhh….do not tell me she just said that?
Dais: That, my friends, is just wrong…I mean, Ryo?
Kale: Yeah, I mean, couldn't she tell he was queerer than a three dollar bill? ~A.N. sorries for stealing that line from ya Gyps.~
Sekhmet: Apparently not…
Kayura: ICCKKKK!!!!
Warlords: Oiy Vey…
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Cye: I can't believe this…I….I mean, Heero has no sense of style
Duo: Don't talk about my lover like that biatch
Cye: *sweatdrops* I didn't mean anything…really…
Duo: good
Heero: …..
Trowa: Hnnnnn
Rowen: The intellect of those within this very room….how sad.
Talpa: What are you talking about Ronins…I'm going to kill you while I have the chance
Wufei: *head pops out for a moment* NOT while that Ronin is STILL in MY body
Talpa: alright honey-bunches
*slight sounds of gagging comes from outside the house, but no one within the house can hear this do to the conversing and fighting*
Ryo: *faints*
*the other Ronin's laugh in their corresponding bodies*
Talpa: what? You don't think I can destroy you while in this body? *looks down at it* Hot diggity dog…*drool*
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Kayura: I think I'm going to be sick…..*runs for a bush and hurls*
Sekhmet: SICK!!!
Kale: Oh gods…
Dais: He…isn't…is he?
Kale: Yes…he is..
Dais: I think this is calls for a break…
Remaining Warlords and Kayura: Amen to that.
By: Akurei Difficile
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Kayura and the Warlords looked on at the Ronins, mostly in dull shock as they realize their great leader Talpa has been caught under the effects of the potion as well. But they figure it can't be too bad…the worse that could happen is that Talpa flogs them, right? The world will never know.
Kale: I can't believe this…omg, it's so humorous *he laughs hysterically*
Sekhmet: Who would've thought the boss would've gotten stuck in this *dies laughing*
Kayura: You guys are ruining it all. Shut up so I can hear what they're saying *hits them both over the head*
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Wufei: I cannot believe I am stuck in ~this~ body. This is cruel and unusual punishment.
Mia: What do you mean cruel and unusual punishment!? At least you aren't a female stuck in a male's body!! There are some things I just did not want to know!!!
Wufei: Weak onna.
Mia growls within Yuli's small body and launches herself at Wufei, aka Kento. A fight breaks out and no one makes way to break it up. In other words, there's the whole dust cloud with the occasional arm or foot showing. Whimpers and cusses coming from the dust cloud of fighting.
Ryo: So let me see if I can get this straightened out for everyone. Cye is in some gay assed guy's spandex wearing body…Kento is in a yucky old Chinese guy's, Rowen is in a petit blonde's body, and Sage has the looks of a braided fool, while I'm stuck as tall guy with ass tight pants and funky hair.
Heero: I'd watch what you say if I were you.
Duo: Yeah, at least we aren't homophobe closet cases like you guys are.
Mia: *peeks in for a moment* WHAT! Ryo is not gay, in fact we had….urrr *silence and she slips back into the fight before embarrassing herself any further*
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Kayura: Ohhhh….do not tell me she just said that?
Dais: That, my friends, is just wrong…I mean, Ryo?
Kale: Yeah, I mean, couldn't she tell he was queerer than a three dollar bill? ~A.N. sorries for stealing that line from ya Gyps.~
Sekhmet: Apparently not…
Kayura: ICCKKKK!!!!
Warlords: Oiy Vey…
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Cye: I can't believe this…I….I mean, Heero has no sense of style
Duo: Don't talk about my lover like that biatch
Cye: *sweatdrops* I didn't mean anything…really…
Duo: good
Heero: …..
Trowa: Hnnnnn
Rowen: The intellect of those within this very room….how sad.
Talpa: What are you talking about Ronins…I'm going to kill you while I have the chance
Wufei: *head pops out for a moment* NOT while that Ronin is STILL in MY body
Talpa: alright honey-bunches
*slight sounds of gagging comes from outside the house, but no one within the house can hear this do to the conversing and fighting*
Ryo: *faints*
*the other Ronin's laugh in their corresponding bodies*
Talpa: what? You don't think I can destroy you while in this body? *looks down at it* Hot diggity dog…*drool*
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Kayura: I think I'm going to be sick…..*runs for a bush and hurls*
Sekhmet: SICK!!!
Kale: Oh gods…
Dais: He…isn't…is he?
Kale: Yes…he is..
Dais: I think this is calls for a break…
Remaining Warlords and Kayura: Amen to that.