Metal Gear Insanity: For the Love of Question Marks
Ohayo gozaimasu! Or um… konnichi wa or konban wa! Whichever greeting works for you! ^_~ Here I am again with Chu Chu-chan and ready to write an insanity fiction to get our minds off of our stupid work! *Ahem* Me? Takin' a break from my other fic until the weekend, or at least until my next anime discussion meeting! *Listens to MGS2 Soundtracks (Original & The Other Side) all of the way through and then switches over to Cowboy Bebop Blue, OST 3, Track 6: Chicken Bone* Hey… we needed insane music! Thanks for burning it for me, Jahrid! :)
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*Otacon is on the couch reading doujinshi again/ Snake is having crazy ideas as usual*
Snake: Hey Otacon, I just had a crazy idea.
*See? Told you.*
Snake: Shut up you… oh…yeah. Anyway, about this crazy idea I have.
Otacon: Listen, we don't have any more money to spend on your ideas anymore. Don't you remember that we spent it all on that car crash-up dummy that we ended up stealing from Liquid anyway?
Snake: Oh yeah. Damn. *Pauses. Grabs car crash-up dummy* But I do love Bob! *Hugs dummy*
Otacon: *Cocks an eyebrow* You gave that plastic artificial thing a name?
Snake: [Offended] Don't say that about Bob! *Pats dummy's head* Bob is very sensitive.
Otacon: ? *Blue Question mark pops above Otacon's head*
*Liquid begins crying from another room*
Liquid: Waaah! My Bob… My BOB!!!
Otacon: Liquid too…?
Snake: Mine! *hugs "BOB"*
Otacon: ? *Red Question mark pops above Otacon's head*
Snake: Ha ha. I can do that too! *Red Question mark pops above Snake's head* *points to it* See? Tomoko even took a pic of me doing it! [Proud]
*Tomoko: How did you know about that?*
Snake: I can see u… *evil look*
*Sweatdrop*
Snake: … nevermind.
Otacon: So? I bet you can't do this! *Pops double Question marks (??)*
Snake: Huh!? How come you can do that?!? *Tries to do double question marks, but fails*
Otacon: *Grins* Tomoko programmed me so I could! Hey! Take pictures of me doing this, too! *Pops ^_^*
Snake: ! *Exclamation mark pops up*
Otacon: And this…! *Spanish exclamation mark, question mark, regular exclamation mark, and a message that says 'I Love Otaku Tess'*
Otacon: *Sweatdrops* Oops. That… wasn't supposed to show up.
Snake: *Evil grin* I'm tellin' everybody! I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!!!
*Tomoko claps hands*
Tomoko: Yo. You guys. We're getting' off of the main idea here… how about going back to- *Gets pushed out of the way by Otaku Tess* Wha!
Otaku Tess: Yes! My dream has come true! Let's go get married right away! *Takes Otacon off set*
Tomoko: Wait- you can't do that…- *Sweatdrops*
Snake: Ah… young love…
Tomoko: What the hell would you know?!? Now I have to get a replacement Otacon for the damned fic.
*Raiden jumps out in a lab coat w/ glasses*
Tomoko: *Sweatdrops* You've gotta be kidding me. When this is what you give me to work with, how do you expect me to write anything good?!?
Snake: *Talking to BOB* Bob, why don't WE ever think about marriage?
Raiden: Can I be the flower gir- uh, best man?
Snake: Um… Ok.
Tomoko: *Slaps head* I'm surrounded by idiots.
Snake: Baka.
Tomoko: What?
Snake: You're surrounded by bakas. Use correct Japanese.
Tomoko: What the hell do you even know about Japanese?!?
*Raiden & Snake look at each other then start singing in Japanese*
Snake and Raiden: Sono Hi Gogo Kara, Hikure ni Kakete…
Tomoko: …
Snake and Raiden: Karui Yuudachi ga Toori Sugita…
Tomoko: Oh please! Cut!!!
To be continued…
Solidus: *Bursts in* Wait! Um! Um! I know this! Wait!
Tomoko: You… weren't supposed to be in this one…
Solidus: I know! Um… Damn the Patriots!!! Yea! That's it! Whoo… I'm good. C'mon now, give it up. *Motions arms up*
Tomoko: I'm outta here…
*Snake and Raiden Clapping*
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Well, that was… strange. R+R please. Sorry Otaku Tess, I couldn't resist! ^_~ I just had to set you two up!
Next MGS Insanity fic: For the Love of Boy Bands ~ Snake's crazy idea is revealed!
Ja mata ne until then.
.::Tomoko::.