Metal Gear Insanity: For the Love of Boy Bands~ PART 1
Back… now onto the 2nd chapter. Oh yeah, forgot to mention in the first one: MGS is Copyright Konami & Hideo Kojima, but it will be Otaku Tess' and mine one day, and Otacon shall be the one to rule!!! *Laughs evilly* Ahem. Onto Chapter 2!
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Snake: This doesn't feel right… I want Otacon back…
*Stares across the room at Raiden adjusting his glasses in the mirror*
Tomoko: Well, then go find him. Actually go find them! Otaku Tess is probably happily married by now… *sighs* I wanted to be at that wedding…
Snake: You can come to me and Bob's wedding.
Tomoko: Uh… no.
Snake: *Squeals* Why?!?
Tomoko: …do you even have to ask?
Raiden: OK! I can see now… let's get on with the fic!
Tomoko: Fine.
*Raiden sits down in Otacon's chair*
Raiden: *Shuffles around* Oooh. Comfy.
Snake: ? *Red question mark pops up*
Raiden: Fuzzy… *smiles*
Bob: ! *Red exclamation mark pops up*
Snake: Oh my gosh! Bob! You can do the question mark thing! I love you!!! *kisses BOB*
Raiden: Okay, THAT'S WRONG!!!
Chu Chu-chan: Wrong fic, girlfriend!
Raiden: I'm not a girl!!!
Chu Chu-chan: Uh… you fooled me.
Tomoko: PEOPLE!!!
*Everyone becomes quiet*
Tomoko: Thank you. Now…
Raiden: *Clears throat/ tries to sound intelligent like Otacon* So what's this deranged idea, Snake? Deranged: disturbed, mad, crazy, unhinged, crackers, nuts, um…
Snake: Um… Raiden, dude? Otacon never does that.
Raiden: Oh really? Sorry.
Snake: It's ok. Bob forgives you. Ok! Anyway! I have this crazy idea, see?
Raiden: So what is it???
Snake: We are gonna start a Metal Gear Boy Band!!!
Raiden: Sweeeeeetness!!!
Tomoko: *glares*
Raiden: -I mean… Snake! We can't do that!!!
Snake: Why not?
Raiden: Well, because…um… because it's against the law! Yeah…
Snake: No it's not.
Raiden: Oh, okay. Let's do it then!
Snake: Alright! Let's start looking for band members!
*Later that day…*
Snake: Uh… what can you do??
Spike (From Cowboy Bebop): I look cool and attract the ladies. DUH.
Snake: But I can do that!
Spike: Well I can do it better.
Snake: NOT!!!
Spike: Well… I can set you up with Faye…
Snake: *Stops* You're in!
*Slaps hands with each other*
Raiden: Next!
*Solidus walks up*
Snake: What the…? I thought you weren't supposed to be in this fic!
Raiden: What can you do, anyway?
Solidus: I play heavy metal. Plus, I got tentacles and this really cool T-Shirt thing goin' here.
Snake: What does that have to do with anything? Let's hear you play.
Solidus: *Picks up electric guitar* One, two, three! *Plays off-key*
*Everyone holds their ears*
Solidus: So how was it?
Raiden: To put it bluntly… you suck.
Solidus: [Offended] Yeah, but hey. I get some credit, right?
Snake: What do you think, Bob? *Shakes Bob's head "no"*
Raiden: Nope sorry.
Snake: You suck. Now move. Go find a band who wants "Tentacle Man", ok?
Solidus: Hey Hey HEY!
Snake: What?
Solidus: *Points to his T-Shirt* At least I gots… um… foo-boo…Fubu! Yeah! Whoo!
Raiden: He does have a point.
Snake: *Sighs* Ok, but Bob's mad. You can be the one to get him out when he locks himself in his room again, threatening to starve himself!
Raiden: …
Snake: …nevermind.
*Otacon & Otaku Tess pull up in a silver BMW sportscar*
Otaku Tess: Hey! What's going on?!?
Otacon: Wha-??? *Stares at Raiden dressed like him*
Raiden: No… it-it's not what you think, Otacon…
Otacon: Snake!!! I'm off for one day and you've already gotten a replacement?!? For shame!!!
Snake: But it wasn't me! It was BOB… *Freaky look*
Otacon: Damn you, Bob!!! *Tackles dummy*
Snake: *Gasps* The end is near!!! Otacon swore!!!
Otaku Tess: Raiden! Still! How could you?!? *Pulls out huge anime-style mallet*
Raiden: Noooo!!! *Starts running*
*Otaku Tess is chasing Raiden around the house/ Otacon is still killing Bob*
Snake: [Amused] Ahh… young love…
Spike: You people sure have a strange way of showing it…
Snake: So? It works for us! *Hands Spike a paper* Practice is at 3:30, ok?
Spike: No prob. I'll have my ship back here by then and I'll talk to Faye.
Snake: Sounds good!
Solidus: *Singing off-key* Fuuuuubuuuu… oh yeah… Fuuuuuubuuuu… love my Fuuuubbuuuu… la la la… teepee… dancing teepees…
Spike: That's… just not right…
Snake: *Goes to choke Solidus*
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To Be Continued in Metal Gear Insanity: For the Love of Boy Bands~ PART 2…
Until then, Ja mata ne!
.:: Tomoko & Chu Chu-chan ::.