Metal Gear Insanity: For the Love of Boy Bands ~ PART 2
Hello everyone! Now… 2nd part of For the Love of Boy Bands! Yay… Spike-kun is a member… that's gotta be good! ^_^ Wait a minute? Who's this new person that has come with him? Phwee! Let's find out! MGS & Characters is Copyright Konami and Hideo Kojima!
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*Snake shields eyes*
Snake: Hey! I see a ship! I see a ship!!! *Picks up Bob and waves him around like a landing stick*
Raiden: That's Spike's ship! Ummm… maybe he doesn't see us. Throw something at it!!!
Snake: Why?
Raiden: To get his attention, duh!
Snake: Oh, okay. *Throws Bob at the Swordfish II*
[Up at the Swordfish, something hits the window]
Faye: What the hell was that?!?
Spike: *Wakes up* Huh-? What?
Faye: It looked like one of those car crash up dummies… But who would throw one at us from way down there?
Spike: Umm… probably Snake.
Faye: What?
Spike: Actually, now that I think about it, it was probably Bob.
Faye: Oh, now a guy name Bob threw it, huh?
Spike: *mumbles* No, no… Bob was the crash-up dummmmieesszzzzzzzzz…
Faye: Ugh. Men. *Begins to lower the ship*
[Back on Earth]
*Snake just realizes what he's done*
Snake: Oh my GOD!!! BOB!!! NOOOOOO!!! *Starts to cry*
Raiden: Aw, suck it up, you big crybaby!
*Snake hits Raiden*
Raiden: Wah! *Starts crying* Stop it you meanie! *Hits Snake back*
Snake: No you stop! *Slaps Raiden*
Raiden: No YOU stop!!! *Hits Snake*
Snake: No YOU!!! *Slaps Raiden even harder*
Raiden: NO YOU!!! *Hits Snake harder*
*They get into a slapping/hitting match (Gee, who saw that coming? ^_^)*
[Meanwhile, Faye has finally landed the ship and begun dragging Spike out of it]
Faye: Wake up!!! *Kicks Spike in the head with her boot*
Spike: *Flings up* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!
Faye: For being an idiot… *Begins walking towards Otacon's house*
Spike: Ow… dammit!
*Faye walks over to the fighting pair and tilts an eyebrow*
Faye: If I already didn't know better, I'd find this amusing… *Flips hair*
*Snake and Raiden stop*
Snake and Raiden: WHOAAA… HOT CHICK!!!
Snake: [Like a little kid] MINE! *Pushes Raiden out of the way*
Faye: *Sweatdrop* Um… actually, no. Spike promised me a mature guy.
Snake: *Pulls Raiden back* Hehe… sorry… buddy… BEST PAL! *Slaps Raiden on the shoulder*
Raiden: Speak for yourself! *Pushes Snake out of the way*
Faye: Uh… right. So let's go, then! *Takes Raiden's arm and walks towards Otacon's house*
[Spike is walking to Otacon's house when he comes across Snake fuming in the middle of the road]
Spike: Hey… What's wrong with you?
Snake: Oh nothing… just a dumb assed pasty boy who I think is really a girl anyway!
Spike: *Smiles* Oh… Raiden, huh?
Snake: You got it. *Pulls out a cigarette*
Spike: Let's go kick his ass. *Pulls out a cigarette*
Snake: Ok! Sounds good. *Begins walking with Spike "best friend style" to Otacon's house*
*Someone zips by them on the road*
Tomoko: *Yells back* Not if I get to him first!!! Damn fool borrowed my dress again!!!
Snake: *sniff* But that was OUR special job!
Spike: Then start running. *Breaks into a run to catch up with Tomoko*
Snake: Wait!!!
*Tomoko, Spike, and Snake are all rushing to kill Raiden, when a something falls out of the sky/ Snake catches it*
Snake: *Still running* BOB?
Ed: Noooo silly! Not Bob! Ed's name is EDWARD! Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th… Ed made it up herself… isn't that cool?
Snake: Err… yeah, but you're not Bob.
Spike: ED! What the HELL!
Ed: Hehe…Jet person dropped me off ok? Ed wanted to come along too!
Spike: Jet!!!
*The three- now foursome, finally arrive at Otacon's house*
Tomoko, Spike, and Snake: OH, RAIDEN!!!
Raiden: Yeah? *Turns around*
*Everyone punches him in the face*
Faye: Oh dear… What was that all about?
Tomoko: He borrowed my dress.
Snake: He stole my chick.
Spike: *Cool* He pissed me off.
Faye: *Shrugs shoulders* Okay.
Snake: So…want to go… over to my place??? *winks*
Faye: Actually, I go for gangly guys with glasses…
Tomoko: !!! *Runs over to Otaku Tess and tells her something*
Otaku Tess: !!! *Tomoko & Tessa grab Otacon and run into the house*
Faye: … but it doesn't look like there are any around… *sighs*
Snake: Thank God that Otacon's not around… *whew*
Faye: What?
Snake: Nothing. Heh heh…
Faye: …?
Snake: *Claps hands* Ok! Time for practice…
Spike: Finally… Wha-?!? *Gets pushed out of the way by Ed*
Ed: Ed wants to practice, too!
Snake: Uh, sorry kid, but nobody will come to see us if you're in the band…
Ed: *pouts* OHHH!!! But Ed-
Faye: Quiet!
Ed: FINE!!! But Ed thinks you'll be sorry! *Evil look*
Snake: Riiight…
*Ed stomps off*
Snake: Ok! Let's get the group together! Guys!!!
*Spike, Faye, Raiden (who has since recovered), and Liquid line up*
Snake: *Begins checking the list, then looks up* Okay, where are Solidus and Otacon?!?
*Otaku Tess and Tomoko glance at one another*
Snake: Grr… now they're really pissing me off!!! OTACON!!! SOLIDUS!!!
*Silence*
Snake: Oh I got it! *Staged voice* OH! My-good-ness! Look-at-that! It's-the-winning-football-team-coming-down-the-street! It-looks-like-the…
*Solidus breaks through the door holding Otacon above his head/ Otacon has his hands and legs tied together with duck tape over his mouth*
Solidus: DAMN THE PATRIOTS!!!
Tomoko and Otaku Tess: *Sweatdrop* O_o Otacon…
Snake: Aha! I knew it!
Solidus: Where are they?!? I'm gonna break their necks and-
Snake: They aren't here.
Solidus: Oh really? Ow, man!!! But I still gots Fubu! Yay!!! *Throws Otacon*
Otacon: *Muffled* HEEELLLLPPPP!!!
*Faye catches him*
Faye: Well… hello handsome.
Tomoko: Ohhh… not a good move. Not a good move…at all. *Covers her eyes*
*Tessa is fuming…(worse than Snake) and stomps over to Faye*
Otaku Tess: Stay away from my OTACON!!! *Punches Faye so she goes flying over the nearby mountains*
Otaku Tess: *Looks down at Otacon, who she is now holding* [Sweet voice] Hi, honey.
Otacon: *muffled* Hello.
*Band begins to practice without Faye*
Tomoko: Oh man!!! You guys stink!!!
Solidus: Hey!!! We gots-
Tomoko: -Fubu, yeah I know.
Solidus: *Smiles*
*Ed walks over*
Ed: Hey! Ed is still available to make this band sound good, okay?
Snake: Go away, kid.
Ed: Fine! But this was Ed's final offer! *Stomps away*
Snake: Okay, one more time from the top.
*Continues playing bad for the rest of practice*
[Later, at the concert that night…]
*No one is in the audience*
Snake: Okay. Something is definitely wrong.
Raiden: Maybe it's because we suck.
Snake: What was that?
Raiden: Nothing…
Snake: No… what our problem is…is that we need… hmm… PUBLICITY!!! Yeah! Alright! Otacon!!!
Otacon: Yeah?
Snake: Get your car! Now!
Otacon: What! You crazy? After you crashed it last month drinking, you're never driving it again-!
Snake: No, no… you can drive… me to the nearest RADIO STATION!!!
Otacon: Nani???
Snake: C'mon everybody! Let's go!! *Grabs Otacon by the collar*
*Everyone jumps in Otacon's car, including Tessa and Tomoko, and Ed who sneaks into the trunk when no one is looking*
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Hehehe… Radio station, here we come!!! What shall become of Faye? Of Bob? Find out in the next coming chapter, Metal Gear Insanity: For the Love of Boy Bands ~ Part 3!!!
Until then, Ja mata ne!!!
.:: Tomoko ::.
P.S.- My girl Tessa has done it again! She has a new fic, Shadows!!! ^_~ Go check it out… NOW!!! *points the way* It's really good!!! Now… ja ne!