RYOKO4TENCHI...not!!!!!!!!!
Hello Tenchi Fans,This is NOT A Sakuya and Aeka Bashing Fic..Oh no...This is just making fun of them
and the Pathetic people who write them....Since the Title is Ironicly from the Moronic Lighthawk
shippers both the Tenchi and Tokyo AND The Ayeka fanclub have agreed this bashing must stop...
I Agree with them so.This fic is for the Aeka,Sakuya and All Girls Fans
And if you flame me make it a good one.I'd like to see
*No Swearing
*No Hostile words
*NO CHATSPEAK!!
If you Hate me come to the Moonlight Chat Galaxy and have a fight-I'd kick you asses anytime...
No need for Bashers-By James Sto Helit Vetrenari Death
It was a Normal day at the Masaki house.
Sasami was cooking breakfast
Tenchi was at the fields
Washu was in her lab
Aeka and Ryoko we're watching TV
Mihoshi was on patrol of the Slav System
Ryo-Ohki was plotting to get into the Carrot field that Tenchi
Nobuyuki was at work
And Kasuhito was at his shrine
And the Sun like always was Blazeing
But like all days in the Masaki home something was about to happen.They all we're bored out of there
minds.Apart for the Odd SI Popping in Things at the Masaki home we're dead boring.I think you're
tired of me saying how boring it is...you get the idea..?.
Tenchi was hard at Work in the Fields.Lately he begginng to miss school.Then again Tenchi realised
that if he choose Aeka he'd be the future Emperor of Jurai.Tenchi shook his head and grabbed his
hoe (Yes that the right way of spelling the bloody thing !!!!)And went back tom work.
Sasami sang a little Rhyme in Jurain.She was getting bored of cooking.Coom Cook Cook..what was she
a bloody maid servant or something.Children her age should be playing outside.She shook her head.
The Heat might of been getting to her.
Ryoko and Aeka were leaning drowsy the TV Was blaring the usal Soap Opera's
"Hey Aeka."Said Ryoko
"What..?"Said the Jurian Princess opeing her closed eye's
"Didn't we see this one yesterday.."Said Ryoko back...
Now before we continue Ryoko and Aeka we're drawn in by 'The Super-Long-Happy-Sopa Opera-Marathon'.
Both had NEVER Heard of this word before.And there cursed luck they had watched ALL The Episodes
of there Soap Opera's yesterday.They Vowed they'd never watch a 'Marathon' again.
Ryoko and Aeka went into a small doze.Each with a Dream of Getting Tenchi and smashing eachother
to pieces.But going into detail about these dreams would be stupid.This is a 'Allgirls'Fic.The
Demon and Princess awoke when there was a uge splash outside.Mihoshi crawled through the screen
door's.She was also Hot and Bothered.NOT IN THAT WAY..God's.She just crawled up to her room grab and
Towel and said something about going to the Onsen.The Next month Nobuyuki recived a water bill
for over 5000 Yen.Needless to say he 'Had a cow'.Anyway back to the fic in Progress.Ryoko decided
something.She opened her eyes and Glanced at her fellow Rival/Comrade and Freind.Yes they could
be freinds..there IS A hint of Comradeness is you watch the Damn OAV's instead of seeing 'Mihoshi
falls from the land of the Star's'over and over again."Wanna go down to Washu's.."Aeka moaned
(NOT IN THAT WAY)..In Reply.Ryoko sighed and waited for Aeka to regain her mind from the heat.
"Why should I..Oh lets just go.."Said Aeka.The two got up and staggered out of the Room bumping
into Tenchi.
"Hi Tenchi"They Both said and left.Tenchi shook his head.Weird thing's we're going on today.
Much weirder.He had this urge to phone up the School Board and Ask them when the Comp school
in Okayama will be rebuilt.
Kasuhito couldn't be buggered in going outside today.You'd have to bee a Dedacted Person
or just plain Insane.The Leaves can stay there.He hoped they'd catch on fire and crumble.
Ryo-Ohki Was sleeping.She feel asleep when Tenchi was working.Little did the poor little
bugger know that the Carrot field was devoid of life apart from her.However she was asleep
at the time.Better luck next time Ryo-Ohki.
Washu was also hot and Bothered.Oh for god's sake's just stop thinking those Hentai Thoughts.
She was working on a Big Human Sized Freezer.She'd wished she hand't put 'Bake like a cake'
setting.Because she'd trapped herself inside.She'd cursed and wondered where the Shiny 50 P
pence apeared from.At that moment Kami (Or the Author) Was smileing at her because Ryoko
and Aeka burst through the Lab Door.Both of them looked like they'd walked right through
a Star that was about to Supernova."Hey-Let me out of here.!"Said Washu's voice which was
muffled by the one way glass (That Had 7 sheets to stop the cold escapeing-My god Heat does
affect the brain!!!).
Ryoko Glanced in the Direction of the Big Freezer.For a Moment she was thiking 'We're the hell
is this story going'?..but the Thought was replaced with 'Hey-There might be ice cream
in there.She just pressed the big red button that said 'Yes-Press THIS Button'.I'm not that
Cliched.
Ryoko expected huge crates full of mint Flavered Ice cream.Instead she was glomped by a red
haired 12 year old that was Washu."THANK YOU!!!"Said Washu.Ryoko was stunned.She was hit by
her 'Mother' and a Blast of heat.She pryed the little Scientist off her with a crowbar from
subspace."Where's the Ice cream"Asked Aeka wipeing forehead."There is none"Growled Ryoko holding
her happy mother off at Crowbar point.Aeka rarely swore.But in time's of great dissapointment
she cussed so hard it made Ryoko (Who could of wrote the Encyclopedia on swearwords) blink.
"So what do you want to see me for.?"said Washu sitting on a Rapidly melting block of ice.
"Its well-Hot...".Washu nodded."It's Only rained Once since we got here"demanded Aeka.
Washu wondered if this was something to do with the Ozone layer.Nah..Earthlings are not THAT
Stupid.Washu inspected the two.Ryoko was wearing her usal skimpy Have-a-good-look-at-me-but-
envy-my guy outfit.Ryoko was wearing her usal Jurai robes.Washu blinked.Aeka was mad wearing
robes from a Material that was thicker and heavier than wool."For God sake girl"Said Washu pointing
to Aeka."Are you TRYING to kill you're self..?"."Wait..?"Said Aeka.Washu pulled a Mirror from subspace
and handed it to Aeka.Aeka looked at her face.Her face and hair looked alright."If this is another
remark about my..Figure.."Started Aeka."No no NO-Your clothes Girl"Said Washu.Ryoko made a note.
Stop Washu from watching those Amercian made-for-teenager shows.Aeka looked down at her Jurian robes.
"But this is the hight of Fassion in Jurai!!"She explaned."Yeah-But If Jurai having a heat wave..?
are there any other Juraians on this planet..?"Asked Washu.
"Well...no"Said Aeka fiddeing with the hem of her robe.Washu nodded and snaped her Fingers.Her
Holo-Laptop apeared and she started Typeing at bake-finger speed."Since you're attached to you're
robe's I'll Modify them them."Washu said while typeing.
Aeka's Robe Transformed.The Bit that covered her legs shrank and stopped at Mid thigh.Her longs
sleves retracted to elbow hight.The Outfit became alot softer and clinged to Aeka.Aeka
turned a shade of red which the reader classafied Crimson.The New 'Robe' showed quite alot
more of her Figure.Ryoko faked a wolf wistle and clapped.Some where in the Universe the Author
cleared his head of Hentai thoughts and continued of typeing."That'd get you some more fanboys."
said Ryoko.Aeka just blushed.
There's always Type of Guy and Girl that would blush at ANYTHING in the Multiverse.The Author
was not the only one.
"Now Girls-Here's some Ice and a Ice Machine."Said Washu handing 6 bags of Ice to Aeka and the Ice
Machine to Ryoko (I don't play Favourites)."Sure Mom."Strained Ryoko.Aeka started to shiver from
the Ice already.
"And If you get any warmer-Just go to the Onsen and put it on the cold Mode'Said Washu waving
at the departing Girls.Washu then put a block of Ice at the door on the Hot/Cold Freezer and
looked inside.The Coin had melted leaveing a puddle of silver liquid behind.There was a swinging
sound and the slam of the door being shut."Damn."Said Washu.It was not a going to be a good day.
The Breakfast was burnt black.Sasami gave up and retired to her room.She was sitting on
her futon reading Harry Potter (That was Translated to Kanj).If they wanted Breakfast they could
ask Washu or go to a Drive in Cafe`.She felt a little Dozy.She always up by Six making breakfast
and asleep at 11 after supper.Sasami fell asleep.She looked quite cute sleeping on her futon
with the book clutched in her right hand.She dream't about Harry Potter,Her Ego Pretty Sami and
the Normal thing's 10 year old little girls do on Earth.If I was 10 again...right bsck to the fic.
Tenchi sat on his Futon looking at the wall.3 months.It was going to take 3 damn months to get
the school fixed back up.What would happen if he did go back to school.Ryoko and Aeka would
join as Six formers (The year ahead of Tenchi).Sasami might like school here Thought Tenchi.
Tenchi decided to do Something constructive.He took out the Model of the Titanic he got for
Chrismas and started building it.
Ryoko and Aeka (Now in her more Flattering 'Robe')Walked back into the Lounge.They both sat
in there usal places (Both had drying outlines of themselves) and Channel hopped.Washu installed
A Satellite dish that would pick up ALL The Channel's in the world.Nobuyuki agreed.Free Channels
Channel's equal Adult Channels.Aeka and Ryoko blinked at the TV.Tehy never set foot out of Japan.
Aeka stared at the Channel called BBC1 (BBC Means British Broadcasting Channel).It was a game
that the Americans called 'Soccer'And the Other Amercans (-_-')called Football.It looked kinda
silly yet Hypnotic.Aeka stared at the white leather ball zooming around the Football pitch.
Ryoko shook her head as she looked at the TV.Ryoko hit '666'On the remote.'Living' popped up.
Aeka and Ryoko blinked at Jerry Springer at a Fat Man threw
a chair at a Rather lanky Women.
"Such Violent People"Said Aeka.Ryoko agreed and pressed '345' on the remote.Sky Primier 1 popped
up.Star Wars was Playing.Ryoko was about to change channel when Aeka stopped her."This look's
intresting..".Ryoko shook off the after effects of 'Channelsurfingites' and sat down on her side
of the couch.
Tenchi looked at the Model.It didn't look like the Titanic.For one thing the Titanic did NOT have
a Swastica on the front.Tenchi took a good look at his 'Model'.Half of it was from the Titanic.
The Other hald was from a Western Battle ship.It had a Swastica.Tenchi was no good at Western
History.But he KNEW The Titanic was not part of the Nazi Navy.The Box beside the Model said
'Build you're own Bismark'In German.It was dated 1945.Of course Tenchi could not read German.
He was from Japan.I can't read German.Hell I know more words In Kanj that in French.Enough about me.
Tenchi scratched his head.If there was 'Bugger' in Japanse It would be the right word for the moment.
Tenchi forgot he had glue still smeared on his hands.
Meanwhile Back downstairs Ryoko was on the floor Laughing and Aeka was stareing at the TV.Star
Wars Ryoko put it 'Was a Huge joke'.Ryoko pointed 3 times saying 'That is so fake'.Aeka was
getting rather peved that Ryoko kept distracting her from the Subtitles in Kanj.Ryoko sat back
down on the couch and watched the film.Ryoko looked at Princess Leila.Something was buzzing in her
mind.'Who does she remind me off..?'.A Fly landed on the Cofee table.
And Burst into flames.
Washu glared at the Giant Freezer machine.He maniged to get out.Wielding a crow bar Washu
took a Samarai stance.And attacked the machine.CLANG.Once again if there was 'Bugger' in Japanse
it would have come to use in this situation.Washu started to think.This was REALLY Becomeing
annoying...
Mihoshi sighed.The cool water was feeling great.The quiet amosphere in the onsen (Along with
'Whale' songs being played in the back ground)the Bronzed Girl was feeling like she was in a world
of her own.It was missing Kittens and Bunny's but still.A World of her own.He had not noticed
that there was no Tenchi in he Fields or the smell of Sasami's cooking.A World of her own.
Tenchi lay on the floor.His eye's we're in the ole swirly fashion.He kicked his way out the
screen door.That was some damn hard Paper.Tenchi had scratches on his arms.They hurt like hell.
He needed to see Washu and get his hands unstuck from his head.He came apon his next obstacle.The Stairs.
"Crap."Said Tenchi.
Sasami (Who had slept through the sound of her great Nephew smashing his Screen door)blushed
cutely in her dream."Oh Harry."She simply said as she slept.
Little did our freinds know.A White bus roared across a hill.It was heading in one Direction.
Okayama.On the side was a banner.It simply said 'RYOKO4TENCHI'.People winced when they saw this
banner.They couldn't read English but the Bad Grammer still burned at there minds.
END OF CHAPTER 1
You like ?
I don't own
Tenchi Muyo
Harry Potter
And the BBC-If I did-They'd be alot more Anime here in England.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Death
Hello Tenchi Fans,This is NOT A Sakuya and Aeka Bashing Fic..Oh no...This is just making fun of them
and the Pathetic people who write them....Since the Title is Ironicly from the Moronic Lighthawk
shippers both the Tenchi and Tokyo AND The Ayeka fanclub have agreed this bashing must stop...
I Agree with them so.This fic is for the Aeka,Sakuya and All Girls Fans
And if you flame me make it a good one.I'd like to see
*No Swearing
*No Hostile words
*NO CHATSPEAK!!
If you Hate me come to the Moonlight Chat Galaxy and have a fight-I'd kick you asses anytime...
No need for Bashers-By James Sto Helit Vetrenari Death
It was a Normal day at the Masaki house.
Sasami was cooking breakfast
Tenchi was at the fields
Washu was in her lab
Aeka and Ryoko we're watching TV
Mihoshi was on patrol of the Slav System
Ryo-Ohki was plotting to get into the Carrot field that Tenchi
Nobuyuki was at work
And Kasuhito was at his shrine
And the Sun like always was Blazeing
But like all days in the Masaki home something was about to happen.They all we're bored out of there
minds.Apart for the Odd SI Popping in Things at the Masaki home we're dead boring.I think you're
tired of me saying how boring it is...you get the idea..?.
Tenchi was hard at Work in the Fields.Lately he begginng to miss school.Then again Tenchi realised
that if he choose Aeka he'd be the future Emperor of Jurai.Tenchi shook his head and grabbed his
hoe (Yes that the right way of spelling the bloody thing !!!!)And went back tom work.
Sasami sang a little Rhyme in Jurain.She was getting bored of cooking.Coom Cook Cook..what was she
a bloody maid servant or something.Children her age should be playing outside.She shook her head.
The Heat might of been getting to her.
Ryoko and Aeka were leaning drowsy the TV Was blaring the usal Soap Opera's
"Hey Aeka."Said Ryoko
"What..?"Said the Jurian Princess opeing her closed eye's
"Didn't we see this one yesterday.."Said Ryoko back...
Now before we continue Ryoko and Aeka we're drawn in by 'The Super-Long-Happy-Sopa Opera-Marathon'.
Both had NEVER Heard of this word before.And there cursed luck they had watched ALL The Episodes
of there Soap Opera's yesterday.They Vowed they'd never watch a 'Marathon' again.
Ryoko and Aeka went into a small doze.Each with a Dream of Getting Tenchi and smashing eachother
to pieces.But going into detail about these dreams would be stupid.This is a 'Allgirls'Fic.The
Demon and Princess awoke when there was a uge splash outside.Mihoshi crawled through the screen
door's.She was also Hot and Bothered.NOT IN THAT WAY..God's.She just crawled up to her room grab and
Towel and said something about going to the Onsen.The Next month Nobuyuki recived a water bill
for over 5000 Yen.Needless to say he 'Had a cow'.Anyway back to the fic in Progress.Ryoko decided
something.She opened her eyes and Glanced at her fellow Rival/Comrade and Freind.Yes they could
be freinds..there IS A hint of Comradeness is you watch the Damn OAV's instead of seeing 'Mihoshi
falls from the land of the Star's'over and over again."Wanna go down to Washu's.."Aeka moaned
(NOT IN THAT WAY)..In Reply.Ryoko sighed and waited for Aeka to regain her mind from the heat.
"Why should I..Oh lets just go.."Said Aeka.The two got up and staggered out of the Room bumping
into Tenchi.
"Hi Tenchi"They Both said and left.Tenchi shook his head.Weird thing's we're going on today.
Much weirder.He had this urge to phone up the School Board and Ask them when the Comp school
in Okayama will be rebuilt.
Kasuhito couldn't be buggered in going outside today.You'd have to bee a Dedacted Person
or just plain Insane.The Leaves can stay there.He hoped they'd catch on fire and crumble.
Ryo-Ohki Was sleeping.She feel asleep when Tenchi was working.Little did the poor little
bugger know that the Carrot field was devoid of life apart from her.However she was asleep
at the time.Better luck next time Ryo-Ohki.
Washu was also hot and Bothered.Oh for god's sake's just stop thinking those Hentai Thoughts.
She was working on a Big Human Sized Freezer.She'd wished she hand't put 'Bake like a cake'
setting.Because she'd trapped herself inside.She'd cursed and wondered where the Shiny 50 P
pence apeared from.At that moment Kami (Or the Author) Was smileing at her because Ryoko
and Aeka burst through the Lab Door.Both of them looked like they'd walked right through
a Star that was about to Supernova."Hey-Let me out of here.!"Said Washu's voice which was
muffled by the one way glass (That Had 7 sheets to stop the cold escapeing-My god Heat does
affect the brain!!!).
Ryoko Glanced in the Direction of the Big Freezer.For a Moment she was thiking 'We're the hell
is this story going'?..but the Thought was replaced with 'Hey-There might be ice cream
in there.She just pressed the big red button that said 'Yes-Press THIS Button'.I'm not that
Cliched.
Ryoko expected huge crates full of mint Flavered Ice cream.Instead she was glomped by a red
haired 12 year old that was Washu."THANK YOU!!!"Said Washu.Ryoko was stunned.She was hit by
her 'Mother' and a Blast of heat.She pryed the little Scientist off her with a crowbar from
subspace."Where's the Ice cream"Asked Aeka wipeing forehead."There is none"Growled Ryoko holding
her happy mother off at Crowbar point.Aeka rarely swore.But in time's of great dissapointment
she cussed so hard it made Ryoko (Who could of wrote the Encyclopedia on swearwords) blink.
"So what do you want to see me for.?"said Washu sitting on a Rapidly melting block of ice.
"Its well-Hot...".Washu nodded."It's Only rained Once since we got here"demanded Aeka.
Washu wondered if this was something to do with the Ozone layer.Nah..Earthlings are not THAT
Stupid.Washu inspected the two.Ryoko was wearing her usal skimpy Have-a-good-look-at-me-but-
envy-my guy outfit.Ryoko was wearing her usal Jurai robes.Washu blinked.Aeka was mad wearing
robes from a Material that was thicker and heavier than wool."For God sake girl"Said Washu pointing
to Aeka."Are you TRYING to kill you're self..?"."Wait..?"Said Aeka.Washu pulled a Mirror from subspace
and handed it to Aeka.Aeka looked at her face.Her face and hair looked alright."If this is another
remark about my..Figure.."Started Aeka."No no NO-Your clothes Girl"Said Washu.Ryoko made a note.
Stop Washu from watching those Amercian made-for-teenager shows.Aeka looked down at her Jurian robes.
"But this is the hight of Fassion in Jurai!!"She explaned."Yeah-But If Jurai having a heat wave..?
are there any other Juraians on this planet..?"Asked Washu.
"Well...no"Said Aeka fiddeing with the hem of her robe.Washu nodded and snaped her Fingers.Her
Holo-Laptop apeared and she started Typeing at bake-finger speed."Since you're attached to you're
robe's I'll Modify them them."Washu said while typeing.
Aeka's Robe Transformed.The Bit that covered her legs shrank and stopped at Mid thigh.Her longs
sleves retracted to elbow hight.The Outfit became alot softer and clinged to Aeka.Aeka
turned a shade of red which the reader classafied Crimson.The New 'Robe' showed quite alot
more of her Figure.Ryoko faked a wolf wistle and clapped.Some where in the Universe the Author
cleared his head of Hentai thoughts and continued of typeing."That'd get you some more fanboys."
said Ryoko.Aeka just blushed.
There's always Type of Guy and Girl that would blush at ANYTHING in the Multiverse.The Author
was not the only one.
"Now Girls-Here's some Ice and a Ice Machine."Said Washu handing 6 bags of Ice to Aeka and the Ice
Machine to Ryoko (I don't play Favourites)."Sure Mom."Strained Ryoko.Aeka started to shiver from
the Ice already.
"And If you get any warmer-Just go to the Onsen and put it on the cold Mode'Said Washu waving
at the departing Girls.Washu then put a block of Ice at the door on the Hot/Cold Freezer and
looked inside.The Coin had melted leaveing a puddle of silver liquid behind.There was a swinging
sound and the slam of the door being shut."Damn."Said Washu.It was not a going to be a good day.
The Breakfast was burnt black.Sasami gave up and retired to her room.She was sitting on
her futon reading Harry Potter (That was Translated to Kanj).If they wanted Breakfast they could
ask Washu or go to a Drive in Cafe`.She felt a little Dozy.She always up by Six making breakfast
and asleep at 11 after supper.Sasami fell asleep.She looked quite cute sleeping on her futon
with the book clutched in her right hand.She dream't about Harry Potter,Her Ego Pretty Sami and
the Normal thing's 10 year old little girls do on Earth.If I was 10 again...right bsck to the fic.
Tenchi sat on his Futon looking at the wall.3 months.It was going to take 3 damn months to get
the school fixed back up.What would happen if he did go back to school.Ryoko and Aeka would
join as Six formers (The year ahead of Tenchi).Sasami might like school here Thought Tenchi.
Tenchi decided to do Something constructive.He took out the Model of the Titanic he got for
Chrismas and started building it.
Ryoko and Aeka (Now in her more Flattering 'Robe')Walked back into the Lounge.They both sat
in there usal places (Both had drying outlines of themselves) and Channel hopped.Washu installed
A Satellite dish that would pick up ALL The Channel's in the world.Nobuyuki agreed.Free Channels
Channel's equal Adult Channels.Aeka and Ryoko blinked at the TV.Tehy never set foot out of Japan.
Aeka stared at the Channel called BBC1 (BBC Means British Broadcasting Channel).It was a game
that the Americans called 'Soccer'And the Other Amercans (-_-')called Football.It looked kinda
silly yet Hypnotic.Aeka stared at the white leather ball zooming around the Football pitch.
Ryoko shook her head as she looked at the TV.Ryoko hit '666'On the remote.'Living' popped up.
Aeka and Ryoko blinked at Jerry Springer at a Fat Man threw
a chair at a Rather lanky Women.
"Such Violent People"Said Aeka.Ryoko agreed and pressed '345' on the remote.Sky Primier 1 popped
up.Star Wars was Playing.Ryoko was about to change channel when Aeka stopped her."This look's
intresting..".Ryoko shook off the after effects of 'Channelsurfingites' and sat down on her side
of the couch.
Tenchi looked at the Model.It didn't look like the Titanic.For one thing the Titanic did NOT have
a Swastica on the front.Tenchi took a good look at his 'Model'.Half of it was from the Titanic.
The Other hald was from a Western Battle ship.It had a Swastica.Tenchi was no good at Western
History.But he KNEW The Titanic was not part of the Nazi Navy.The Box beside the Model said
'Build you're own Bismark'In German.It was dated 1945.Of course Tenchi could not read German.
He was from Japan.I can't read German.Hell I know more words In Kanj that in French.Enough about me.
Tenchi scratched his head.If there was 'Bugger' in Japanse It would be the right word for the moment.
Tenchi forgot he had glue still smeared on his hands.
Meanwhile Back downstairs Ryoko was on the floor Laughing and Aeka was stareing at the TV.Star
Wars Ryoko put it 'Was a Huge joke'.Ryoko pointed 3 times saying 'That is so fake'.Aeka was
getting rather peved that Ryoko kept distracting her from the Subtitles in Kanj.Ryoko sat back
down on the couch and watched the film.Ryoko looked at Princess Leila.Something was buzzing in her
mind.'Who does she remind me off..?'.A Fly landed on the Cofee table.
And Burst into flames.
Washu glared at the Giant Freezer machine.He maniged to get out.Wielding a crow bar Washu
took a Samarai stance.And attacked the machine.CLANG.Once again if there was 'Bugger' in Japanse
it would have come to use in this situation.Washu started to think.This was REALLY Becomeing
annoying...
Mihoshi sighed.The cool water was feeling great.The quiet amosphere in the onsen (Along with
'Whale' songs being played in the back ground)the Bronzed Girl was feeling like she was in a world
of her own.It was missing Kittens and Bunny's but still.A World of her own.He had not noticed
that there was no Tenchi in he Fields or the smell of Sasami's cooking.A World of her own.
Tenchi lay on the floor.His eye's we're in the ole swirly fashion.He kicked his way out the
screen door.That was some damn hard Paper.Tenchi had scratches on his arms.They hurt like hell.
He needed to see Washu and get his hands unstuck from his head.He came apon his next obstacle.The Stairs.
"Crap."Said Tenchi.
Sasami (Who had slept through the sound of her great Nephew smashing his Screen door)blushed
cutely in her dream."Oh Harry."She simply said as she slept.
Little did our freinds know.A White bus roared across a hill.It was heading in one Direction.
Okayama.On the side was a banner.It simply said 'RYOKO4TENCHI'.People winced when they saw this
banner.They couldn't read English but the Bad Grammer still burned at there minds.
END OF CHAPTER 1
You like ?
I don't own
Tenchi Muyo
Harry Potter
And the BBC-If I did-They'd be alot more Anime here in England.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Death