No Need For Bashers-CHAPTER 2
Disclaimer:I don't own a bloody thing..Oh Great now I have spilt my tea on the Keyboard....
wait.Terry Pratchet owned the Origanal Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin.God's rest there souls.
The Bus was full of People.All Colours,Creed's,Races and so on.They'd had voted 3 members of there little 'Club' To Search for help.
The First was Mr.Pin.His Description was well..Like a pole with a head clumsly taped on.He wore APlain Top and Trousers and had
a tin Snake likes Moustache.
Mr Tulip was Different.His Build was a hairless Gorilla.He was the kind of person who'd buy ANYTHING And just snort it for kicks.
His Clothes we're a Messy 'Eat at Dibbler's'shirt stained with Blood (Not his).His Jeans we're dusty and also stained.Both of them
wore Bowler hats.Mr.Pin was the Leader of the 'Ryoko for Tenchi'Fanclub.He and his colleague Mr Tulip we're just Ordanery Lighthawk
shippers.
But Due to Mr.Tulip's Kleptomanic habbits they we're kicked out.The decided to join the more shifty Fanatic lighthawk shippers.My.Pin
was running for the head rank.He was going to make some changes.Starting with the ranks and the Stupid Banner on the side of the bus.
Not ALL Basher's we're stupid.Just a rare 3 percent.
And the last one was the most annoying thing on Earth.He last name was Pennywith.He was the kind of Person who'd read to many
Fanboy and Fangirls fics.He had a Twitch that scared Mr.Tulip.The Future had Lighthawk shipper leader and his Sidekick only kept
him alive because of his skill in reading Kanj.His clothes we're just Short's, Sandals and A Lime Green Tanktop.Needless to Say the most
Bad Tempered Person would have killed him on the spot.
"If that -Ing Moron does not stop -Ing humming.."Said Mr.Tulip."Im gonn-."Now now Mr.Tulip.We keep him around for his one abilty."Said
Mr.Pin.Mr.Tulip put his Stilletto away."Can I -Ing knock him out then...?"Said Mr.Tulip.
Pennywith jumped on the ground and started licking Mr.Pin's shoes.Mr.Pin stared at the moron and simply snapped his fingers.Mr.Tulip pulled
the Conch out of Subspace and slammed it on Pennywith's head."How did it feel..?"said Mr.Pin."Like clubing a -Ing seal"Replied Mr.Tulip.
Mr.Pin shaked his head.He didn't know what Ing meant and why Mr.Tulip kept saying it."For Christ sake put that down!!!"Said Mr.Pin
knocking a platic bag full of Dirt out of Mr.Tulip's hands."HEY-I Payed 20 Pound's for that smack.."Said Mr.Tulip."That's why he gave you
a bag of Dried Dirt and grime-This is Japan not England!!"Shouted Mr.Pin.Nobody shouted like Mr.Pin.Margret Thatcher would hide in
her closet if she heard Mr.Pin shout.
Mr.Tulip feel silent and grabbed Pennyworth's leg.After walking (Or being Dragged in Pennywith's case)They spoted a lone House down in a
valley.There was a bunch of steps."Hey Mr.Pin look at that -Ing building"Said Mr.Tulip pointing to Kasuhito's Shrine.Mr.Pin looked at the
Shrine."Yes-It does look Familiar.."Said Mr.Pin looking at the building.Mr.Tulip grinned at his Comrade's distraction."-Ing whoops"Said
Mr.Tulip throwing Pennywith down the shrine steps.The Unconcious Body of Pennywith bounced and cracked his way down the steps.
Mr.Pin looked at the Body of Pennywith's and simply said."Oh Dear..".Mr.Tulip grinned "Shall I give him the -Ing last rights..?".
Mr.Pin blinked."I don't think He's catholic Mr.Tulip..."Said Mr.Pin."Well tough -Ing luck it's ll I know."Said Mr.Tulip.The Duo walked down the
steps expecting a Corpse.Pennywith moaned in Pain."Damn."Said Mr.Tulip.
"CHEESE!!"Shouted Pennywith as he shot up.Mr.Tulip jumped back and pulled a Crossbow from subspace.Mr.Pin sighed."Welcome back to
the land of the living Mr.Pennywith.."Said Mr.Pin."If he does that -Ing thing again I'm gonna fire this -Ing Crossbow"Shouted Mr.Tulip.
Mr.Pin shook his head.
Tenchi Swore he heard someone shout.He decided to check it out later.Right now he needed to get to Washu's Lab.He took a step forward hopeing
That'd Ryoko would catch.Tenchi Regained Conscious at the bottom of the stairs."Ow.."Said Tenchi.He managed to sit up.Ryoko and Aeka
we're to engrossed in Star War's.He got somehow got to his feet.Ryoko and Aeka did not notice Tenchi stagger out of the Living room.
They we're now watching 'The Empire Strikes back'.It had got to the Infamas Scene we're Vader to luke 'I am you're Farther'
Ryoko and Aeka blinked.
"I didn't see that coming.."Said Ryoko.Aeka just nodded.There was a thump and the sound of Tenchi curseing.Ryoko just grabbed another bag of
Washu's Ice.
Washu was now 'Pissed'.She got out and got trapped in the same bloody Freezer 3 damn times.The heat was getting to her temper.This was a
a object.It did not live,she kept telling herself.She kicked at the door and swore even Harder than Aeka did earlier.
Mr.Pin was keeping away from Mr.Tulip.Mr Pennywith was running ahead shouting things about Objects."For god's sake Mr.Tulip have you ever heard
Deodarant.."Said Mr.Pin."What the -Ing hell's is Deodorant....".Mr.Pin sighed.They aparoached the Masaki house."Hey-I've seen this -Ing place
before.."Said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin blinked at the small sign in Kanj."Mr.Pennywith..."Said Mr.Tulip."Yessssss King Cheese..???"Said the Pennywith
who twitched.Mr.Pin had this urge to grab the Crossbow from Mr.Tulip and make Mr.Pennywith look like God's first
Atempt on the Hedgehog.No
He'd bide his time."Read the sign Mr.Pennywith.."Commanded Mr.Pin.Mr.Pennywith just stared at the wall and chattered like a small creature.
Mr.Pin gritted his Teeth and grabbed Mr.Pennywith's head."READ THE BLOODY SIGN BOY!!!!"he shouted.3 Birds dropped Dead from
the sky.Mr.Pennywith screeched "THE MASAKI HOUSE"And feel on the floor.Mr.Tulip didn't look down at Pennywith.However Mr.Pin
was Sadisticly happy watching Mr.Pennywith having a fit.
Tenchi had opened the door with his teeth.He'd hope that'd his right Molar would grow back."Washu..?..said Tenchi through a Mouth of
sour blood.Washu had heard Tenchi and was kicking the door of the Death Freezer as hard as she could."TENCHI-PUSH THE BUTTON
TENCHI !!!".Tenchi was starting to wonder if the Author didn't like him."HOW..??"Shouted Tenchi."PRESS THE RED BUTTON"Shouted
Washu back.Tenchi headbutted the button.Washu stepped out the Freezer.She quicky ran far away (Dragging Tenchi with her).
When Tenchi regained his head.He Realised he had been knocked
out 3 times.It was almost lunchtime.His Molar was back and his hands we're detatched from his head.His hair was back."Thanks Washu.."
Said Tenchi.He got up from what he was lieing (A metel bed) when the Adult Washu stopped him."I don't do this for free you know.."She said.
The Doorbell rnag twice.Sasami was disterbed from her dreams.She muttered "Lazy Morons"as she walked down the stairs.She was quite
Suprised when she opened the door.
Disclaimer:I don't own a bloody thing..Oh Great now I have spilt my tea on the Keyboard....
wait.Terry Pratchet owned the Origanal Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin.God's rest there souls.
The Bus was full of People.All Colours,Creed's,Races and so on.They'd had voted 3 members of there little 'Club' To Search for help.
The First was Mr.Pin.His Description was well..Like a pole with a head clumsly taped on.He wore APlain Top and Trousers and had
a tin Snake likes Moustache.
Mr Tulip was Different.His Build was a hairless Gorilla.He was the kind of person who'd buy ANYTHING And just snort it for kicks.
His Clothes we're a Messy 'Eat at Dibbler's'shirt stained with Blood (Not his).His Jeans we're dusty and also stained.Both of them
wore Bowler hats.Mr.Pin was the Leader of the 'Ryoko for Tenchi'Fanclub.He and his colleague Mr Tulip we're just Ordanery Lighthawk
shippers.
But Due to Mr.Tulip's Kleptomanic habbits they we're kicked out.The decided to join the more shifty Fanatic lighthawk shippers.My.Pin
was running for the head rank.He was going to make some changes.Starting with the ranks and the Stupid Banner on the side of the bus.
Not ALL Basher's we're stupid.Just a rare 3 percent.
And the last one was the most annoying thing on Earth.He last name was Pennywith.He was the kind of Person who'd read to many
Fanboy and Fangirls fics.He had a Twitch that scared Mr.Tulip.The Future had Lighthawk shipper leader and his Sidekick only kept
him alive because of his skill in reading Kanj.His clothes we're just Short's, Sandals and A Lime Green Tanktop.Needless to Say the most
Bad Tempered Person would have killed him on the spot.
"If that -Ing Moron does not stop -Ing humming.."Said Mr.Tulip."Im gonn-."Now now Mr.Tulip.We keep him around for his one abilty."Said
Mr.Pin.Mr.Tulip put his Stilletto away."Can I -Ing knock him out then...?"Said Mr.Tulip.
Pennywith jumped on the ground and started licking Mr.Pin's shoes.Mr.Pin stared at the moron and simply snapped his fingers.Mr.Tulip pulled
the Conch out of Subspace and slammed it on Pennywith's head."How did it feel..?"said Mr.Pin."Like clubing a -Ing seal"Replied Mr.Tulip.
Mr.Pin shaked his head.He didn't know what Ing meant and why Mr.Tulip kept saying it."For Christ sake put that down!!!"Said Mr.Pin
knocking a platic bag full of Dirt out of Mr.Tulip's hands."HEY-I Payed 20 Pound's for that smack.."Said Mr.Tulip."That's why he gave you
a bag of Dried Dirt and grime-This is Japan not England!!"Shouted Mr.Pin.Nobody shouted like Mr.Pin.Margret Thatcher would hide in
her closet if she heard Mr.Pin shout.
Mr.Tulip feel silent and grabbed Pennyworth's leg.After walking (Or being Dragged in Pennywith's case)They spoted a lone House down in a
valley.There was a bunch of steps."Hey Mr.Pin look at that -Ing building"Said Mr.Tulip pointing to Kasuhito's Shrine.Mr.Pin looked at the
Shrine."Yes-It does look Familiar.."Said Mr.Pin looking at the building.Mr.Tulip grinned at his Comrade's distraction."-Ing whoops"Said
Mr.Tulip throwing Pennywith down the shrine steps.The Unconcious Body of Pennywith bounced and cracked his way down the steps.
Mr.Pin looked at the Body of Pennywith's and simply said."Oh Dear..".Mr.Tulip grinned "Shall I give him the -Ing last rights..?".
Mr.Pin blinked."I don't think He's catholic Mr.Tulip..."Said Mr.Pin."Well tough -Ing luck it's ll I know."Said Mr.Tulip.The Duo walked down the
steps expecting a Corpse.Pennywith moaned in Pain."Damn."Said Mr.Tulip.
"CHEESE!!"Shouted Pennywith as he shot up.Mr.Tulip jumped back and pulled a Crossbow from subspace.Mr.Pin sighed."Welcome back to
the land of the living Mr.Pennywith.."Said Mr.Pin."If he does that -Ing thing again I'm gonna fire this -Ing Crossbow"Shouted Mr.Tulip.
Mr.Pin shook his head.
Tenchi Swore he heard someone shout.He decided to check it out later.Right now he needed to get to Washu's Lab.He took a step forward hopeing
That'd Ryoko would catch.Tenchi Regained Conscious at the bottom of the stairs."Ow.."Said Tenchi.He managed to sit up.Ryoko and Aeka
we're to engrossed in Star War's.He got somehow got to his feet.Ryoko and Aeka did not notice Tenchi stagger out of the Living room.
They we're now watching 'The Empire Strikes back'.It had got to the Infamas Scene we're Vader to luke 'I am you're Farther'
Ryoko and Aeka blinked.
"I didn't see that coming.."Said Ryoko.Aeka just nodded.There was a thump and the sound of Tenchi curseing.Ryoko just grabbed another bag of
Washu's Ice.
Washu was now 'Pissed'.She got out and got trapped in the same bloody Freezer 3 damn times.The heat was getting to her temper.This was a
a object.It did not live,she kept telling herself.She kicked at the door and swore even Harder than Aeka did earlier.
Mr.Pin was keeping away from Mr.Tulip.Mr Pennywith was running ahead shouting things about Objects."For god's sake Mr.Tulip have you ever heard
Deodarant.."Said Mr.Pin."What the -Ing hell's is Deodorant....".Mr.Pin sighed.They aparoached the Masaki house."Hey-I've seen this -Ing place
before.."Said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin blinked at the small sign in Kanj."Mr.Pennywith..."Said Mr.Tulip."Yessssss King Cheese..???"Said the Pennywith
who twitched.Mr.Pin had this urge to grab the Crossbow from Mr.Tulip and make Mr.Pennywith look like God's first
Atempt on the Hedgehog.No
He'd bide his time."Read the sign Mr.Pennywith.."Commanded Mr.Pin.Mr.Pennywith just stared at the wall and chattered like a small creature.
Mr.Pin gritted his Teeth and grabbed Mr.Pennywith's head."READ THE BLOODY SIGN BOY!!!!"he shouted.3 Birds dropped Dead from
the sky.Mr.Pennywith screeched "THE MASAKI HOUSE"And feel on the floor.Mr.Tulip didn't look down at Pennywith.However Mr.Pin
was Sadisticly happy watching Mr.Pennywith having a fit.
Tenchi had opened the door with his teeth.He'd hope that'd his right Molar would grow back."Washu..?..said Tenchi through a Mouth of
sour blood.Washu had heard Tenchi and was kicking the door of the Death Freezer as hard as she could."TENCHI-PUSH THE BUTTON
TENCHI !!!".Tenchi was starting to wonder if the Author didn't like him."HOW..??"Shouted Tenchi."PRESS THE RED BUTTON"Shouted
Washu back.Tenchi headbutted the button.Washu stepped out the Freezer.She quicky ran far away (Dragging Tenchi with her).
When Tenchi regained his head.He Realised he had been knocked
out 3 times.It was almost lunchtime.His Molar was back and his hands we're detatched from his head.His hair was back."Thanks Washu.."
Said Tenchi.He got up from what he was lieing (A metel bed) when the Adult Washu stopped him."I don't do this for free you know.."She said.
The Doorbell rnag twice.Sasami was disterbed from her dreams.She muttered "Lazy Morons"as she walked down the stairs.She was quite
Suprised when she opened the door.