NO NEED FOR BASHERS-Chapter 3:Aeka-San's Suspicions
Mr.Pin blinked at Sasami as she stood there waiting."Mr.Tulip..Our Mission.."He said English.
"Shall I -Ing Scrag her now..."Said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin Replyed with a brief kick to the shin.
More Birds dropped dead at the sight of Mr.Tulip's face and yelp of pain.Sasami blinked at these strange
men.Luckly Mr.Pin knew how to speak Japanese."Err-Hello,We have sprung a leak in our Tyres.."Said
Mr.Pin.That was the easy part.Ever tryed to lie to a Girl as sweet as Sasami...?..Her Parents
must have been in tears during "The Birds and the Bee's" talk.
But somehow Mr.Pin got through it.His Images of leading the Tenchi Shipping world and getting
revenge on the Honest Lignthawk shippers.Sasami blinked and stood aside letting the 3 men through.
Now before we continue 'Scrag' was a ripoff of Frag which meant 'Kill we Extreme predjudice'.The
God's made Mr.Tulip like that.Sasami looked at Mr.Pennywith (Who was still having a fit).Mr.Pin
Translat5ed Sasami's question with ease and replied 'Yes-He just need's water'.If that was true
Richard Nixon dressed in Drag would walk across you're computer screen nnnnnnow.There.See.A lie.
Sasami blinked watching the strange men pass.She had a sudden urge to pack her bags and lie low
for awhile.These men we're strange.The one that was dragging the one with the Violent Green
tanktop was holding a crossbow.Sasami decided to retire into Futon.She'd ask Tsunnami about them
tommow.
Mr.Pin splashed the water over Mr.Pennywith's face.Funny,Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin wern't affected by the
heat the reason is that there Undead.It Involved a Accident with the last Leader of the
'TENCHIANDRYOKO4EVA'Club who was a Vampire.Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin had Vials of Blood on them.
Not there's of course.Infact the Vampire thing made the two even better at there job.
"SHall we scrag the -Ing Demon First said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin muttered "No,The Scientist...
she might be on to us already-Many People have tried but none has come this close.The Glass
shattered in Mr.Pin's Grasp.
Washu infact was still in 'Ego-Land' after getting a sample from Tenchi.Tenchi crawled out the
lab and Muttered "I feel so Violated..".After Tenchi got up he made sure his fly was up.
He walked out the door and spotted Mr.Pin,Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pennywith."Oh SI's Huh..?..I'll just
get the old Lighthawk wing's.."Said Tenchi."No No No Mr.Masaki..we're just Tourists that's all.
Tenchi gave the 'Stay-away-from-my-girls' look.Mr.Pin Countered with 'I-won't-Touch-them-just-kill
all-but-one' look back.Tenchi walked back into the living room.Both Ryoko and Aeka (In a kinky kinda dress Tenchi
Noted)Where watching 'Return of the Jedi'.Aeka covered her eyes when Luke was about to jumped
and then she peeked of them and gasped in suprise.Tenchi sat down and joined then.
Mr.Pennywith was up and gone somewhere.Mr.Tulip was sent to Capture Washu."No Scragging ye Mr.Tulip..
ever heard of hostage Situations..?" said Mr.Pin.Washu's lab door was open.Mr.Tulip thought about
this and turned around.They needed a Total moron to help them get through the lan."Where did that -Ing
Moron Pennywith go..?"
Mihoshi was still in the cold water of the Onsen.Her Towel was soaked through and she liked it.
She didn't even notice Pennywith playing in the dirt.She wouldn't even notice a member of the
Paparazzi apear out of nowhere strip her towel of take pictures and dissapear.If Peace was a
Drug Mihoshi would be higher than..than...SHUT UP!!!.Right lets just get on with the fic.Unlike
Mr.Pin or Mr.Tulip Mr.Pennywith was not undead neither a Homicidal Maniac.Both where in worlds of
there own.Neither of them noted that the Author was a Homicidal maniac but lets not tell them that
..And if This thing's MSTed one of them just said something about telling them.I know
I am a MSTer.
Anway I have bored you enough with my dull plain life.Back to The Masaki house.Star Wars was at
last over.Aeka was crying because of the happy ending.Ryoko was wondering 'Where are those puppets
now..?' and Tenchi was glad that the girls came to there Senses."I feel down the stair's you know.."
said Tenchi."The Girl's looked at Tenchi the way a Priest would look if Satan came in the Church
and asked him change for 5 pounds.Which was a Kinda funny look."Er Tenchi..are you feeling okay..?"
Ryoko asked.Tenchi blinked at her."Yes.I am.".Aeka was not stupid.The Hear was getting to everyone
it was almost 2 a-clock.Sasami did not make Lunch or Breakfast.Somehing was up.And It was not
the Author's spellchecker.Nope..No
way...not my bloody spellchecker..
Mr.Pin had a plan.He'd despose of Mr.Pennywith and Pay Mr.Tulip enough cash so he could buy
ANYTHING he wanted to suck up his nose.Mr.Pin decided to get a room in the residence.At that
moment before you could say 'Plot Device' Nobuyuki came through the door.Witha little help of 300 yen
and a Porno Manga Mr.Pin got he and Mr.Tulip there own rooms.Mr.Pin decided that Mr.Pennywith had
outlived his usefullness.
Tenchi was getting annoyed.The Girls had been asking question's like 'Are you sane'.Now the day
before Washu had made a Strange Chemical that was supposed to Make people smart.It Failed after
testing it on Mihoshi.
She Dumped it down the Drain.Unfortulantly due to Nobuyuki's bad plumbing Skills
and the age of the Pipes the Chemicals had leaked into the soul (Pity they missed the seventh Reviewers
brains
Mr.Pin blinked at Sasami as she stood there waiting."Mr.Tulip..Our Mission.."He said English.
"Shall I -Ing Scrag her now..."Said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin Replyed with a brief kick to the shin.
More Birds dropped dead at the sight of Mr.Tulip's face and yelp of pain.Sasami blinked at these strange
men.Luckly Mr.Pin knew how to speak Japanese."Err-Hello,We have sprung a leak in our Tyres.."Said
Mr.Pin.That was the easy part.Ever tryed to lie to a Girl as sweet as Sasami...?..Her Parents
must have been in tears during "The Birds and the Bee's" talk.
But somehow Mr.Pin got through it.His Images of leading the Tenchi Shipping world and getting
revenge on the Honest Lignthawk shippers.Sasami blinked and stood aside letting the 3 men through.
Now before we continue 'Scrag' was a ripoff of Frag which meant 'Kill we Extreme predjudice'.The
God's made Mr.Tulip like that.Sasami looked at Mr.Pennywith (Who was still having a fit).Mr.Pin
Translat5ed Sasami's question with ease and replied 'Yes-He just need's water'.If that was true
Richard Nixon dressed in Drag would walk across you're computer screen nnnnnnow.There.See.A lie.
Sasami blinked watching the strange men pass.She had a sudden urge to pack her bags and lie low
for awhile.These men we're strange.The one that was dragging the one with the Violent Green
tanktop was holding a crossbow.Sasami decided to retire into Futon.She'd ask Tsunnami about them
tommow.
Mr.Pin splashed the water over Mr.Pennywith's face.Funny,Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin wern't affected by the
heat the reason is that there Undead.It Involved a Accident with the last Leader of the
'TENCHIANDRYOKO4EVA'Club who was a Vampire.Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pin had Vials of Blood on them.
Not there's of course.Infact the Vampire thing made the two even better at there job.
"SHall we scrag the -Ing Demon First said Mr.Tulip.Mr.Pin muttered "No,The Scientist...
she might be on to us already-Many People have tried but none has come this close.The Glass
shattered in Mr.Pin's Grasp.
Washu infact was still in 'Ego-Land' after getting a sample from Tenchi.Tenchi crawled out the
lab and Muttered "I feel so Violated..".After Tenchi got up he made sure his fly was up.
He walked out the door and spotted Mr.Pin,Mr.Tulip and Mr.Pennywith."Oh SI's Huh..?..I'll just
get the old Lighthawk wing's.."Said Tenchi."No No No Mr.Masaki..we're just Tourists that's all.
Tenchi gave the 'Stay-away-from-my-girls' look.Mr.Pin Countered with 'I-won't-Touch-them-just-kill
all-but-one' look back.Tenchi walked back into the living room.Both Ryoko and Aeka (In a kinky kinda dress Tenchi
Noted)Where watching 'Return of the Jedi'.Aeka covered her eyes when Luke was about to jumped
and then she peeked of them and gasped in suprise.Tenchi sat down and joined then.
Mr.Pennywith was up and gone somewhere.Mr.Tulip was sent to Capture Washu."No Scragging ye Mr.Tulip..
ever heard of hostage Situations..?" said Mr.Pin.Washu's lab door was open.Mr.Tulip thought about
this and turned around.They needed a Total moron to help them get through the lan."Where did that -Ing
Moron Pennywith go..?"
Mihoshi was still in the cold water of the Onsen.Her Towel was soaked through and she liked it.
She didn't even notice Pennywith playing in the dirt.She wouldn't even notice a member of the
Paparazzi apear out of nowhere strip her towel of take pictures and dissapear.If Peace was a
Drug Mihoshi would be higher than..than...SHUT UP!!!.Right lets just get on with the fic.Unlike
Mr.Pin or Mr.Tulip Mr.Pennywith was not undead neither a Homicidal Maniac.Both where in worlds of
there own.Neither of them noted that the Author was a Homicidal maniac but lets not tell them that
..And if This thing's MSTed one of them just said something about telling them.I know
I am a MSTer.
Anway I have bored you enough with my dull plain life.Back to The Masaki house.Star Wars was at
last over.Aeka was crying because of the happy ending.Ryoko was wondering 'Where are those puppets
now..?' and Tenchi was glad that the girls came to there Senses."I feel down the stair's you know.."
said Tenchi."The Girl's looked at Tenchi the way a Priest would look if Satan came in the Church
and asked him change for 5 pounds.Which was a Kinda funny look."Er Tenchi..are you feeling okay..?"
Ryoko asked.Tenchi blinked at her."Yes.I am.".Aeka was not stupid.The Hear was getting to everyone
it was almost 2 a-clock.Sasami did not make Lunch or Breakfast.Somehing was up.And It was not
the Author's spellchecker.Nope..No
way...not my bloody spellchecker..
Mr.Pin had a plan.He'd despose of Mr.Pennywith and Pay Mr.Tulip enough cash so he could buy
ANYTHING he wanted to suck up his nose.Mr.Pin decided to get a room in the residence.At that
moment before you could say 'Plot Device' Nobuyuki came through the door.Witha little help of 300 yen
and a Porno Manga Mr.Pin got he and Mr.Tulip there own rooms.Mr.Pin decided that Mr.Pennywith had
outlived his usefullness.
Tenchi was getting annoyed.The Girls had been asking question's like 'Are you sane'.Now the day
before Washu had made a Strange Chemical that was supposed to Make people smart.It Failed after
testing it on Mihoshi.
She Dumped it down the Drain.Unfortulantly due to Nobuyuki's bad plumbing Skills
and the age of the Pipes the Chemicals had leaked into the soul (Pity they missed the seventh Reviewers
brains