A/N: calling all people who have 'round-the-table dinnertime conversations
with their families. NEVER, and I mean NEVER bring up the subject of what
you're reading in your English class while discussing movies. Things like
what you are about to read may result…
And now without further ado…
1 Romeo and Juliet Meets Monty Python
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* Friar Laurence walks slowly by with a bunch of other monks, chanting. Every so often, they hit themselves in the face with their books *
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Juliet: A shrubbery by any other word would smell as sweet!
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Juliet: I'll frown and be perverse and say thee NE! So thou wilt woo.
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Tybalt: Turn thee, Benvolio! Look upon thy death! * Strikes at him *
Benvolio: Help, help! I'm being oppressed!
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Nurse: Oh woeful day! Juliet!
Lady Capulet: She's just stunned, that's all.
Nurse: She's not stunned, she's bloody DEAD! Oh lamentable day!
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1.1 Benvolio: Romeo… brave Mercutio's dead!
Mercutio: No I'm not.
Benvolio: Yes you are!
Mercutio: I think I'll go for a walk…
Benvolio: You'll be stone dead in a minute.
Mercutio: I feel happeeeee!
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* Friar Laurence comes into the Capulet's burial vault and sees Romeo dead on the floor. Juliet wakes up* Friar Laurence: New plan! We build a giant wooden badger…
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* Romeo and Tybalt are fighting on the street. Romeo cuts Tybalt's arm off. * Tybalt: It's just a flesh wound! I've had worse.
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* The sound of horse hooves is heard. The nurse comes "riding" into view followed closely by Peter, who is banging coconuts together*
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Sampson: I bite my thumb in your general direction! Your mother was a Montague, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I'll update this when I get more ideas. Please review. =^..^=
And now without further ado…
1 Romeo and Juliet Meets Monty Python
~~~
* Friar Laurence walks slowly by with a bunch of other monks, chanting. Every so often, they hit themselves in the face with their books *
~~~
Juliet: A shrubbery by any other word would smell as sweet!
~~~
Juliet: I'll frown and be perverse and say thee NE! So thou wilt woo.
~~~
Tybalt: Turn thee, Benvolio! Look upon thy death! * Strikes at him *
Benvolio: Help, help! I'm being oppressed!
~~~
Nurse: Oh woeful day! Juliet!
Lady Capulet: She's just stunned, that's all.
Nurse: She's not stunned, she's bloody DEAD! Oh lamentable day!
~~~
1.1 Benvolio: Romeo… brave Mercutio's dead!
Mercutio: No I'm not.
Benvolio: Yes you are!
Mercutio: I think I'll go for a walk…
Benvolio: You'll be stone dead in a minute.
Mercutio: I feel happeeeee!
~~~
* Friar Laurence comes into the Capulet's burial vault and sees Romeo dead on the floor. Juliet wakes up* Friar Laurence: New plan! We build a giant wooden badger…
~~~
* Romeo and Tybalt are fighting on the street. Romeo cuts Tybalt's arm off. * Tybalt: It's just a flesh wound! I've had worse.
~~~
* The sound of horse hooves is heard. The nurse comes "riding" into view followed closely by Peter, who is banging coconuts together*
~~~
Sampson: I bite my thumb in your general direction! Your mother was a Montague, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I'll update this when I get more ideas. Please review. =^..^=