Jubei: *typing* Hehe heh heh! The'll never see THIS coming!!
Buddy: She's got that look in her eyes again.
Tak: We're in for a looooong night!
Snow: Um, Jubei? I think you've crossed over to the bad place again.
Jubei: No, must...finish...new...chapter!! You, *points to Buddy* Wench! Fetch me a Shasta Cola! *Yes, I am cheap, I buy crappy genaric cola*
Buddy: Um, I would, but it's the whole no thumbs thing, so unless you want your pop with teath holes in the sides, then I suggest you get it yourself.
Jubei: But I must write! Snow, fetch me a soda and I shall grant you one wish.
Snow runs upstairs and rushes back down, tossing a soda at me.
Snow: My wish is for you to stop these insane stories and go to sleep!
Jubei: ...Denied.
When we last left our little Zim, he was giving himself up to Dib in exchange for his son. Let's see what happens...
Zim: Alright, you can have me.
A look of pure evil crossed Dib's face and he smirked.
Dib: I think I'd rather have the both of you.
With that, Gaz picked up Kal and walked over to her brother.
Zim's eyes widened then squinted to glare at Dib and his perfect plan.
Zim: Miserable human! It was all a trick! Gaz was working for you the whole time!
Gaz: Sorry Zim. *She didn't sound too sorry*
Zim: But, why?
Just then as if on cue, Dib pulled out a large box with the words "Game Slave Advance" printed on it.
Zim: I see. Dib, this was not the deal! I held up my end, now hold up yours and let Kal go!
Dib: Well, techniclly, I am holding up my end of the bargain. The deal was if you surrendered, then I would release Kal. It's not my fault you sent him into the care of someone working for me. That was YOUR mistake, Zim, not mine.
The boy had done his homework.
Zim: Gaz, all those things you said? And when we...um... was it all...?
Gaz: Just part of the plan, Zimmy!
Zim: I should have never let myself trust a human, you're all the same, sneaky little backstabbing worms!
Gaz: Aw, Zim, it hurts me when you say those things, honestly. *Thank god for sarcasm*
Zim: Well, the deal is off, Dib-worm! I am taking Kal. Now you can try and stop me, but you won't like what happens when you do! Do not tangle with Zim! Gaz, release my son!
Gaz: *laughing* Oooh, I'm convinced!
Dib: I was prepared for something like this happening.
He pressed a small green button on the wall. A large metal cage quickly lowered around Zim.
Zim: *grabbing the bars of the cage* Release me!! Relese me or suffer the wrath of ZIM!!
Dib: No, I don't think I'll be doing that! Besides, it's almost time for our little trip to New Mexico!
Zim: You've really sunk low this time!
Dib ignored him.
Dib: Gaz, I'm going upstairs to get everything ready. Watch him and the brat.
Gaz: Sure.
Dib walked upstairs. Once he was out of site, Zim tried pleading with Gaz.
Zim: Gaz, You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. The Irken Armada will get suspicious after I haven't checked in for a long time and they'll...
Gaz: Do what? Come after us? How are they going to know who to even look for?
Zim realized using logic on her wasn't going to work, so he did the only thing he could think of that might work.
Zim: Gaz, please, just take Kal and get out of here! Take him somewhere where Dib won't find him! Say he got out of your sight and the next thing you know, he was gone! Just please listen to me Gaz!
Gaz: *looking up the stairs to make sure Dib wouldn't hear her* I'm sorry Zim, I really am. But he's my brother, he loves me and he needs my help.
Zim: Wake up Gaz, he doesn't love you, he's just using you to get to me! Gaz, please, you have to listen to me...
Dib: *coming back down the stairs* Well, well, well, trying your little mind games on my sister, eh? Nice try, but just for that, I think you should be punished.
He walked to the corner of the room and picked up a rather large katana.
Dib: Give me the kid.
Gaz: What are you going to do?
Zim: I'm going to teach the alien a lesson. Besides, Rosewell only needs one LIVE alien specimen.
Dib grabbed Kal and sat him down on a stool. He brought up the katana so that the point was just barely touching his neck. Kal whimpered.
Zim: NO DIB, PLEASE!
Dib: Oh what, Zim? Does that upset you?
Zim: Dib, please, if you must kill something right now, then kill me, just leave Kal alone!!!
Dib: Oh, well isn't that heroic. But, you see, killing Kal will cause you much more pain!
*Ring* *ring* *ring*
Dib: *putting down the sword* Dammit!
Buddy: She's got that look in her eyes again.
Tak: We're in for a looooong night!
Snow: Um, Jubei? I think you've crossed over to the bad place again.
Jubei: No, must...finish...new...chapter!! You, *points to Buddy* Wench! Fetch me a Shasta Cola! *Yes, I am cheap, I buy crappy genaric cola*
Buddy: Um, I would, but it's the whole no thumbs thing, so unless you want your pop with teath holes in the sides, then I suggest you get it yourself.
Jubei: But I must write! Snow, fetch me a soda and I shall grant you one wish.
Snow runs upstairs and rushes back down, tossing a soda at me.
Snow: My wish is for you to stop these insane stories and go to sleep!
Jubei: ...Denied.
When we last left our little Zim, he was giving himself up to Dib in exchange for his son. Let's see what happens...
Zim: Alright, you can have me.
A look of pure evil crossed Dib's face and he smirked.
Dib: I think I'd rather have the both of you.
With that, Gaz picked up Kal and walked over to her brother.
Zim's eyes widened then squinted to glare at Dib and his perfect plan.
Zim: Miserable human! It was all a trick! Gaz was working for you the whole time!
Gaz: Sorry Zim. *She didn't sound too sorry*
Zim: But, why?
Just then as if on cue, Dib pulled out a large box with the words "Game Slave Advance" printed on it.
Zim: I see. Dib, this was not the deal! I held up my end, now hold up yours and let Kal go!
Dib: Well, techniclly, I am holding up my end of the bargain. The deal was if you surrendered, then I would release Kal. It's not my fault you sent him into the care of someone working for me. That was YOUR mistake, Zim, not mine.
The boy had done his homework.
Zim: Gaz, all those things you said? And when we...um... was it all...?
Gaz: Just part of the plan, Zimmy!
Zim: I should have never let myself trust a human, you're all the same, sneaky little backstabbing worms!
Gaz: Aw, Zim, it hurts me when you say those things, honestly. *Thank god for sarcasm*
Zim: Well, the deal is off, Dib-worm! I am taking Kal. Now you can try and stop me, but you won't like what happens when you do! Do not tangle with Zim! Gaz, release my son!
Gaz: *laughing* Oooh, I'm convinced!
Dib: I was prepared for something like this happening.
He pressed a small green button on the wall. A large metal cage quickly lowered around Zim.
Zim: *grabbing the bars of the cage* Release me!! Relese me or suffer the wrath of ZIM!!
Dib: No, I don't think I'll be doing that! Besides, it's almost time for our little trip to New Mexico!
Zim: You've really sunk low this time!
Dib ignored him.
Dib: Gaz, I'm going upstairs to get everything ready. Watch him and the brat.
Gaz: Sure.
Dib walked upstairs. Once he was out of site, Zim tried pleading with Gaz.
Zim: Gaz, You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. The Irken Armada will get suspicious after I haven't checked in for a long time and they'll...
Gaz: Do what? Come after us? How are they going to know who to even look for?
Zim realized using logic on her wasn't going to work, so he did the only thing he could think of that might work.
Zim: Gaz, please, just take Kal and get out of here! Take him somewhere where Dib won't find him! Say he got out of your sight and the next thing you know, he was gone! Just please listen to me Gaz!
Gaz: *looking up the stairs to make sure Dib wouldn't hear her* I'm sorry Zim, I really am. But he's my brother, he loves me and he needs my help.
Zim: Wake up Gaz, he doesn't love you, he's just using you to get to me! Gaz, please, you have to listen to me...
Dib: *coming back down the stairs* Well, well, well, trying your little mind games on my sister, eh? Nice try, but just for that, I think you should be punished.
He walked to the corner of the room and picked up a rather large katana.
Dib: Give me the kid.
Gaz: What are you going to do?
Zim: I'm going to teach the alien a lesson. Besides, Rosewell only needs one LIVE alien specimen.
Dib grabbed Kal and sat him down on a stool. He brought up the katana so that the point was just barely touching his neck. Kal whimpered.
Zim: NO DIB, PLEASE!
Dib: Oh what, Zim? Does that upset you?
Zim: Dib, please, if you must kill something right now, then kill me, just leave Kal alone!!!
Dib: Oh, well isn't that heroic. But, you see, killing Kal will cause you much more pain!
*Ring* *ring* *ring*
Dib: *putting down the sword* Dammit!