Jubei: What the hell is wrong with people these days?
Buddy: I wouldn't know, being a dog and all.
Jubei: I mean, god, some people are just so fucking irritating it makes me want to scream!
Buddy: Oh god, you're going to vent now, aren't you?
Jubei: ...yes, yes I am. Okay, first of all, this is to all of you people writing on the "Save Zim" discussion board, ZIM IS CANCELLED, IT'S NOT COMING BACK! NO AMOUNT OF LETTERS WITH BRING IT BACK! GET! OVER!!! IT!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T YELL AT ME JUST FOR TELLING YOU BAKAS THE TRUTH! I'M SORRY IT GOT CANCELLED, I REALLY AM, BUT IT'S NOT JHONEN'S JOB TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED 24/7, EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES!! I MEAN, DID YOU EVER TAKE INTO CONCIDERATION HOW JHONEN FEELS ABOUT ZIM? HE SAID HE'D RATHER BE SHOT IN THE HEAD THAN CONTINUE ZIM!! SO LEAVE THE POOR MAN, AND NICKELODEON ALONE!! IT'S NOT THERE JOB TO CATER TO YOUR EVERY WHIM!! AS SAD AS IT IS, THE FACT IS ZIM IS JHONEN'S UNWANTED BASTARD CHILD!!! SO ENOUGH ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! *takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly* Well, I feel halfway better, now for the second helping of hot, steamy bitching. This is to all you people that flame stories. UM, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WRITE A BETTER STORY THEN DO IT, BUT DON'T BASH ON MY STORY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE FORMAT! YES, I KNOW THE FORMAT SUCKS, BUT EXCUSE ME FOR NOT REVISING IT A THOUSAND TIMES. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT. UNLIKE A LOT OF YOU BAKAS, I HAVE TO GO TO SKOOL, DO HOMEWORK, CLEAN THE HOUSE, DO LAUNDRY, WORK PLUS A SHITLOAD MORE! I AM LUCKY TO EVEN FIND TIME TO WRITE. THANK GOD FOR INSOMNIA! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FUCKING STORY, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT! Woo, that feels better!
Buddy: *pulls the ear plugs out* Huh? Did you say something?
Jubei: *sigh* nevermind, on with chapter 6.
Zim sprinted down a dark corridor. He had no idea where he was going and his side was causing him a great deal of pain from where one of the scientists had cut him. He cupped his hand over the wound to try and stop the bleeding, which was growing worse with every step.
The flouresent lights that hung from the ceiling flickered and cast long mis-shapen shadows down the deserted hall. Still, Zim kept running. He could hear the sirens of the squad cars outside. A look of desperation took over his face as he flung open every door he passed and peered inside. They were all empty. His choked screams echoed in the halls as he called out to Kal, hoping to hear a response. He stopped running and listened for Kal's voice, but all he heard was the sound of footsteps approaching him. He turned to face the direction the sound was coming from and saw Gaz. She saw him and slowed her pace. They were both panting and gasping for breath. Finally Gaz spoke.
Gaz: I...I think I know where Kal is. Dib, he said that he's probably in the next hanger over. But there are cops everywhere, so I don't know how we could get over there without being seen.
Suddenly, the two heard another voice echoing through the corridor.
Dib: I might have an idea.
Zim spun around to face Dib upon hearing his voice. He shook his head and glarred at him with eyes full of pain.
Zim: You must think I'm a complete idiot. I am not falling for yet another one of your human tricks.
Dib: It's no trick. If you want Kal back, follow me.
Zim looked to Gaz, who simply shrugged her shoulders, then back to Dib. He sighed and nodded. With that, Dib took off running down the dark hall. Zim and Gaz followed.
Dib continued to run until he came to a large, metallic door. It was extremely heavy, but with all of their strenths combined, they were able to pry it open. It opened and revealed a long, spiral staircase. Dib headed down first, then turned and motioned for Zim and Gaz to follow. They complied and carefully made their way to the bottom.
Zim: Where are we, what is this place?
Zim looked around in awe at the cement walls of the underground tunnel.
Dib: These tunnels were put in back when the first UFO crashed here. They were used to transport the aliens so no one would see them.
Zim: I must have missed that in the broshure.
The three ran down the cement caverns until they came to another spiral staircase going up. Dib sprinted up the stairs with Zim and Gaz right behind him. They came to another metal door and pushed it open. Zim's eyes darted back and forth at the multitude of doors.
Zim: How the hell are we supposed to know which room he's in?
Dib looked around and inspected the doors. This hanger was the same as the previous one, but Dib was still unsure where they would have put Kal. Suddenly, he was startled by the sound of ZIm screaming down the hall.
Zim: KAL!!!!
Dib smacked him in the arm to silence him.
Dib: Shut UP! We don't want everyone to know we're here. Now, I think the holding room is this way.
with that, Dib turned and ran down the hall. Zim groaned and followed.
Zim: This human had better know what he's doing.
Gaz: I'm pretty sure he does.
She leaned over and kissed him gently on the cheek. He turned to her and smiled. Dib had stopped running and turned around to see what was taking them so long.
Dib: Eeew, gross. I don't want to see that!
Gaz and Zim both let out a small laugh and continued down the hall.
They finally got to the large, open area that Dib refurred to as a "holding room". In the middle there was a small, stainless steel table and strapped to it was a small Irken child. Zim was estatic. He ran over to the table and began to unfasten the straps. Kal was alseep, but the movement of Zim undoing the straps woke him. He blinked a couple times, yawned and stared sleepily up at Zim.
Kal: Daddy?
Zim noticed he was awake and tears began to run down his face.
Zim: Hey there. How ya doing?
Kal: I'm okay, I just had...*yawn*...a long nap.
Zim couldn't help but laugh as he undid the rest of Kal's straps. He lifted the little Irken off the table and carried him toward the door. Gaz grabbed his shoulder.
Gaz: You can't go out there, there are cops everywhere!
Zim stopped and thought for a minute.
Zim: I've got an idea. It worked once, it should work again.
He reached around to his utility pack and pulled out a microphone.
Zim: Gir, come in Gir! Emergency!
The microphone crackled before another voice was heard through it.
Gir: Yeeeeeees?
Zim: I'm in New Mexico, Gir, we need to be picked up!
Gir: We?
Zim: Me, Dib, Gaz and Kal. Bring the Voot Cruiser and hurry, there are earth law enforcement vehicles everywhere. We'll need a distraction.
Gir. Yes, my master! I obey!!
With that, the microphone went dead.
Dib: How is he going to get in here and pick us up without us being seen.
Just then, 3 white coated men ran into the room. The charged at Zim and Kal, but stopped short when they noticed a funny looking man in a black suit standing in front of them.
Black Suit Man: Excuse me gentalmen, but I am afraid I must take these weather balloons back with me.
1st White Suit Man: Those aren't weather balloons.
Black Suit Man: Of course they are. I am from the earth government, err I mean the government and I must take these weather balloons back.
2nd White Suit Man: What part of the goverment do you work for?
The black suit man paused for a minute then pointed behind the other men.
Black Suit Man: Look! A crop circle!!!
Other men: Where? Where?
While the white suit men were distracted, Zim headed for the exit and the others followed him.
Dib: *whispering* Who is that guy?
The back of the Black suit man opened and out slid Gir, flashing a "thumbs up" at Zim. Zim rolled his eyes and motioned for Gir to keep then distracted while they got to the Voot Cruiser.
When they were all safely outside, Zim located the Cruiser, hidden behind a large bush. He and the others piled in, barely being able to shut the cockpit door. Zim wiggled his way to the ship's controls and started the ship. They took off with a loud "ka-boom" which caught everyone's attention. Zim didn't really care now, though. It wasn't like anyone was going to follow him.
Inside the hanger, Gir heard the sound of the Cruiser taking off and flew out the top of the government man suit, screaming as his feet jets kicked in and he followed the ship into the sunset.
Finally, they arrived back home. Once they landed, everyone piled out of the tiny Irken ship and tumbled onto Zim's front lawn. Gir landed shortly after and was rewarded with a taco for the good job he had done distracting the Rosewell humans. Zim sighed and was thankful that this whole ordeal was over. He walked over to where Gir was playing with Kal and scooped him up in a hug. Gaz looked at the two and smiled. Even Dib cracked a bit of a smile. Everything was back to normal. Just then, Zim remembered his vow.
Zim: Hey Dib, didn't I promise I would kill you when we got back?
Dib laughed nervously, but his laughter soon faded when he realized Zim wasn't kidding.
Dib: Oh come on, you're not still mad about all that, are you?
Zim just smiled that little devilish grin at Dib, who immedietly took of running down the street. Zim handed Kal to Gaz and chased after him, screaming.
Zim: Come back here you lousey human stink beast!!
Dib: HEEEEEEELLLLP!!!
Gir chased after the two, screaming as he went.
Gir: Why is his head so big? WHY is his head so big?
Dib: My head's not biiiiiiiiig!
A/N THE FRIKIN' END, DUDE!! HA HA! BUT DON'T BE SAD! I PLAN TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING IN THE NEAR FUTURE! UNTIL THEN, THIS IS INVADER JUBEI, SIGNING OUT!
Buddy: I wouldn't know, being a dog and all.
Jubei: I mean, god, some people are just so fucking irritating it makes me want to scream!
Buddy: Oh god, you're going to vent now, aren't you?
Jubei: ...yes, yes I am. Okay, first of all, this is to all of you people writing on the "Save Zim" discussion board, ZIM IS CANCELLED, IT'S NOT COMING BACK! NO AMOUNT OF LETTERS WITH BRING IT BACK! GET! OVER!!! IT!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T YELL AT ME JUST FOR TELLING YOU BAKAS THE TRUTH! I'M SORRY IT GOT CANCELLED, I REALLY AM, BUT IT'S NOT JHONEN'S JOB TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED 24/7, EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES!! I MEAN, DID YOU EVER TAKE INTO CONCIDERATION HOW JHONEN FEELS ABOUT ZIM? HE SAID HE'D RATHER BE SHOT IN THE HEAD THAN CONTINUE ZIM!! SO LEAVE THE POOR MAN, AND NICKELODEON ALONE!! IT'S NOT THERE JOB TO CATER TO YOUR EVERY WHIM!! AS SAD AS IT IS, THE FACT IS ZIM IS JHONEN'S UNWANTED BASTARD CHILD!!! SO ENOUGH ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! *takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly* Well, I feel halfway better, now for the second helping of hot, steamy bitching. This is to all you people that flame stories. UM, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WRITE A BETTER STORY THEN DO IT, BUT DON'T BASH ON MY STORY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE FORMAT! YES, I KNOW THE FORMAT SUCKS, BUT EXCUSE ME FOR NOT REVISING IT A THOUSAND TIMES. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT. UNLIKE A LOT OF YOU BAKAS, I HAVE TO GO TO SKOOL, DO HOMEWORK, CLEAN THE HOUSE, DO LAUNDRY, WORK PLUS A SHITLOAD MORE! I AM LUCKY TO EVEN FIND TIME TO WRITE. THANK GOD FOR INSOMNIA! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FUCKING STORY, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT! Woo, that feels better!
Buddy: *pulls the ear plugs out* Huh? Did you say something?
Jubei: *sigh* nevermind, on with chapter 6.
Zim sprinted down a dark corridor. He had no idea where he was going and his side was causing him a great deal of pain from where one of the scientists had cut him. He cupped his hand over the wound to try and stop the bleeding, which was growing worse with every step.
The flouresent lights that hung from the ceiling flickered and cast long mis-shapen shadows down the deserted hall. Still, Zim kept running. He could hear the sirens of the squad cars outside. A look of desperation took over his face as he flung open every door he passed and peered inside. They were all empty. His choked screams echoed in the halls as he called out to Kal, hoping to hear a response. He stopped running and listened for Kal's voice, but all he heard was the sound of footsteps approaching him. He turned to face the direction the sound was coming from and saw Gaz. She saw him and slowed her pace. They were both panting and gasping for breath. Finally Gaz spoke.
Gaz: I...I think I know where Kal is. Dib, he said that he's probably in the next hanger over. But there are cops everywhere, so I don't know how we could get over there without being seen.
Suddenly, the two heard another voice echoing through the corridor.
Dib: I might have an idea.
Zim spun around to face Dib upon hearing his voice. He shook his head and glarred at him with eyes full of pain.
Zim: You must think I'm a complete idiot. I am not falling for yet another one of your human tricks.
Dib: It's no trick. If you want Kal back, follow me.
Zim looked to Gaz, who simply shrugged her shoulders, then back to Dib. He sighed and nodded. With that, Dib took off running down the dark hall. Zim and Gaz followed.
Dib continued to run until he came to a large, metallic door. It was extremely heavy, but with all of their strenths combined, they were able to pry it open. It opened and revealed a long, spiral staircase. Dib headed down first, then turned and motioned for Zim and Gaz to follow. They complied and carefully made their way to the bottom.
Zim: Where are we, what is this place?
Zim looked around in awe at the cement walls of the underground tunnel.
Dib: These tunnels were put in back when the first UFO crashed here. They were used to transport the aliens so no one would see them.
Zim: I must have missed that in the broshure.
The three ran down the cement caverns until they came to another spiral staircase going up. Dib sprinted up the stairs with Zim and Gaz right behind him. They came to another metal door and pushed it open. Zim's eyes darted back and forth at the multitude of doors.
Zim: How the hell are we supposed to know which room he's in?
Dib looked around and inspected the doors. This hanger was the same as the previous one, but Dib was still unsure where they would have put Kal. Suddenly, he was startled by the sound of ZIm screaming down the hall.
Zim: KAL!!!!
Dib smacked him in the arm to silence him.
Dib: Shut UP! We don't want everyone to know we're here. Now, I think the holding room is this way.
with that, Dib turned and ran down the hall. Zim groaned and followed.
Zim: This human had better know what he's doing.
Gaz: I'm pretty sure he does.
She leaned over and kissed him gently on the cheek. He turned to her and smiled. Dib had stopped running and turned around to see what was taking them so long.
Dib: Eeew, gross. I don't want to see that!
Gaz and Zim both let out a small laugh and continued down the hall.
They finally got to the large, open area that Dib refurred to as a "holding room". In the middle there was a small, stainless steel table and strapped to it was a small Irken child. Zim was estatic. He ran over to the table and began to unfasten the straps. Kal was alseep, but the movement of Zim undoing the straps woke him. He blinked a couple times, yawned and stared sleepily up at Zim.
Kal: Daddy?
Zim noticed he was awake and tears began to run down his face.
Zim: Hey there. How ya doing?
Kal: I'm okay, I just had...*yawn*...a long nap.
Zim couldn't help but laugh as he undid the rest of Kal's straps. He lifted the little Irken off the table and carried him toward the door. Gaz grabbed his shoulder.
Gaz: You can't go out there, there are cops everywhere!
Zim stopped and thought for a minute.
Zim: I've got an idea. It worked once, it should work again.
He reached around to his utility pack and pulled out a microphone.
Zim: Gir, come in Gir! Emergency!
The microphone crackled before another voice was heard through it.
Gir: Yeeeeeees?
Zim: I'm in New Mexico, Gir, we need to be picked up!
Gir: We?
Zim: Me, Dib, Gaz and Kal. Bring the Voot Cruiser and hurry, there are earth law enforcement vehicles everywhere. We'll need a distraction.
Gir. Yes, my master! I obey!!
With that, the microphone went dead.
Dib: How is he going to get in here and pick us up without us being seen.
Just then, 3 white coated men ran into the room. The charged at Zim and Kal, but stopped short when they noticed a funny looking man in a black suit standing in front of them.
Black Suit Man: Excuse me gentalmen, but I am afraid I must take these weather balloons back with me.
1st White Suit Man: Those aren't weather balloons.
Black Suit Man: Of course they are. I am from the earth government, err I mean the government and I must take these weather balloons back.
2nd White Suit Man: What part of the goverment do you work for?
The black suit man paused for a minute then pointed behind the other men.
Black Suit Man: Look! A crop circle!!!
Other men: Where? Where?
While the white suit men were distracted, Zim headed for the exit and the others followed him.
Dib: *whispering* Who is that guy?
The back of the Black suit man opened and out slid Gir, flashing a "thumbs up" at Zim. Zim rolled his eyes and motioned for Gir to keep then distracted while they got to the Voot Cruiser.
When they were all safely outside, Zim located the Cruiser, hidden behind a large bush. He and the others piled in, barely being able to shut the cockpit door. Zim wiggled his way to the ship's controls and started the ship. They took off with a loud "ka-boom" which caught everyone's attention. Zim didn't really care now, though. It wasn't like anyone was going to follow him.
Inside the hanger, Gir heard the sound of the Cruiser taking off and flew out the top of the government man suit, screaming as his feet jets kicked in and he followed the ship into the sunset.
Finally, they arrived back home. Once they landed, everyone piled out of the tiny Irken ship and tumbled onto Zim's front lawn. Gir landed shortly after and was rewarded with a taco for the good job he had done distracting the Rosewell humans. Zim sighed and was thankful that this whole ordeal was over. He walked over to where Gir was playing with Kal and scooped him up in a hug. Gaz looked at the two and smiled. Even Dib cracked a bit of a smile. Everything was back to normal. Just then, Zim remembered his vow.
Zim: Hey Dib, didn't I promise I would kill you when we got back?
Dib laughed nervously, but his laughter soon faded when he realized Zim wasn't kidding.
Dib: Oh come on, you're not still mad about all that, are you?
Zim just smiled that little devilish grin at Dib, who immedietly took of running down the street. Zim handed Kal to Gaz and chased after him, screaming.
Zim: Come back here you lousey human stink beast!!
Dib: HEEEEEEELLLLP!!!
Gir chased after the two, screaming as he went.
Gir: Why is his head so big? WHY is his head so big?
Dib: My head's not biiiiiiiiig!
A/N THE FRIKIN' END, DUDE!! HA HA! BUT DON'T BE SAD! I PLAN TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING IN THE NEAR FUTURE! UNTIL THEN, THIS IS INVADER JUBEI, SIGNING OUT!