You Very Own Self-Insert Fic!(guy's version for Ranma 1/2)



Meh. As usual, standard disclaimers apply. Except on myself. Cause, I'm a free agent.

Instructions: Just insert your name in the blank space provided, insert some corny

school of martial arts you think suits you, and just fill in whatever blanks you come

along in the usual manner.

This ALSO applies if you wish to insert some favourite character of yours, with the

intention of showing how wonderful he is. (One example with Rock Howard springs to mind)

Or for original characters, as author's ALWAYS create someone who comes in, kicks

everyones' collective butts, except possibly Ranma...

THIS FIC IS GOING TO SUCK!!!! It's a horrible, horrible parody of every SI/ original

character fic I've ever read, and is not for reading purposes, so much as it is for

me to complain. Ah, well... Read on... or don't.



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###### walked into Nerima, breathing in the fresh air. This looked like an excellent

place to perfect his ###### form of martial arts.

Suddenly, Ranma and the rest of the Nerima Wrecking Crew appeared, chasing Happosai,

no less... EVERYONES' efforts seemed ineffectual, including Cologne and Ranma, when

###### casually stomped and captured the lech, shouting out ###### as he performed his

###### special technique.

After a brief introduction, Cologne stared in shock, realizing the potential from

having a martial artist of this calibre among them. (And possibly Amazon husband

material...)

EVERY single girl in the series then proceeded to notice how cute ###### was, and

how charming and witty he was too! ###### then proceeded to defuse the whole Ranma-

Akane misunderstanding, Ryouga's being P-chan, Shampoo and Mousse, and possibly any

other complication that makes the whole series what it is, turning the whole thing into

a "worship my character, for he solves all problems" fic instead of a Ranma 1/2 setting.

Most of the guys wanted to be buddies with ######, but in the shadows, ###### lurked.

Eventually, he decided to team up with Kuno to destroy ######. An ambush leads to a

climatic battle, only to end with ###### declaring her love for ######. ###### finds

some inner reserves and pulls through.



Finally, after introducing some deadly Final Boss Character, the author remembers that

this is a RANMA fic, and has Ranma win one for the gang with an overuse of the Chestnut

Fist, Moko Takabisha, and Hiryu Shoten Ha, as well as some original special techniques.

Akane realizes she's in love with Ranma, and ###### makes sure they get married with no

inteference.

###### then rides merrily off into the sunset, with his new sweetheart, ###### in tow.



THE END.