Author's Notes:

I have nothing much to say but this is kinda of wierd....O_o So thats my notes and....I don't own any of the slayers. (though i wish i did! ^.^)

-The Top 10 Things You Would Never Hear The Slayers Say:

Zelgadis-

1. Rezo is the nicest person in the world!

2. Oh, Lina! I love you hair! It matches your eyes and outfit wonderfully! ^.^

3. Gourry's brain power is far more superiior then mine.

4. (after Xellos says 'Now that is a secret') *in valley girl voice* Oh c'mon, Xelly-kun! Details!

5. Rezo I will avenge your death!

6. (To Amelia) Kiss me you fool!

7. MARRY ME AMELIA! (I bet you can tell that I don't really like the couple of ame/zel! but he wouldn't say that anyway...)

8.Goodness gracious great balls of fire....I mean....FIREBALL!

9. I don't want my cure!

10. I don't care if people look at me, 'cause I'll be beautiful no matter what they think!

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Bonus: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! ^.~

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Nano: Well that was.......odd....O_o

Xellos: .....quite....o_รด

Nano: Anywaaaaaay.........R&R PLEAAAAAASE!

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