Author's Notes:

Nano: I still have no notes......so just leave me alone! *cries* (ok except I don't own the slayers or this idea...I got the idea for this from tenshikachuu.....)

Xellos: o...........k

Nano: anyway just read..........

-The Top 10 Things You Would Never Hear The Slayers Say:

Xellos-

1. Filia I love YOU! (think about it...Xellos would NEVER say that!)

2. I love EVERYONE!

3. I will tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. (O_o)

4. That is not a secret! ^_~

5. I don't feel like causing pain and chaos right now...

6. LA LA LA LA LA! I'm not listening to you Beast Master! *hold hands over his ears

7. You want me to be on the dragon's side? SURE! ^_^

8. What do you mean I'm a demon? How rude of you to say such a thing!

9. JUSTICE IS IN MY HEART!

10. Xellos/Amelia and Xellos/Filia Fanfics RULE! *waves around a banner that says 'Xel/Ame and Xel/Filia Forever!'*

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Bonus: I hate picking on Zelgadis and Lina! it's not fun at ALL! _

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Nano: Wow...........thats was even odder than the first chapter........

Xellos: I kinda do like the Me/Ame and Me/Filia Fics.......

Nano: O.O WHY?!

Xellos: cause usually I get some action in those ^.~ *winks*

Nano: O.K. then I'll do a Xel/Lina fic where you get some action! ^.^

Xellos: REALLY!? 0.0 *Gets that oh so happy grin on his face again*

Nano: Ya you'll get some action........where Lina kicks you're ass all the way to Seyrrunn!

Xellos: ..........thats not really what I was hoping for......

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R&R!