Author's Notes:

I just wanted to say to all you people who like the Lina/gourry couple or Ame/Zel or Xellos/Filia that I do not do stories with those couples...I'm sorry but its just not my thing... I don't own any of the slayers so lay off!



-The things you would never hear the Slayers say:

Valgavv-

1. I HATE Gavv!

2. I love all golden dragons and Mazoku *gets all the dragons and demons in a big bear hug*

3. (To Lina) I want you, and I want you now......*tackles Lina* (0_0)

4. Tee hee!

5. I don't want avenge Gavv's death!

6. I'm an undercover agent for Hellmaster Phibrizo.

7. *in a cutsy voice* Xewwos is my bestest fwiend ever! *giggles*

8. Following the code of Justice is the BEST path to take!

9. My personal Bio: I like to destroy the world, kill people, and in my spare time sit by a nice warm fire and read romance novels. (AN: ...)

10. Remember you're not half INsane, you're half sane! Always think the positve!

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Bonus: Damn you GAVV! DAMN YOU TO HELL! (AN: .....wow.....)

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Nano: ..................................

Xellos: *waves hand in front of Nano's face* Nano? you ok? EARTH TO NANO!

Nano: *blinx* oh....sorry! ^_^ I was just busy wallowing in self pity because I suck at writing.....

Xellos: riiiiiiiggghttttt.................

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R&R! PLZ! I don't care if you flame me just do it! *gets in the cheerleading suit like she did in sleepover and does the cheer* Now quit readin and R&R!