-The Top 10 things you would never hear the Slayers say:

Lina-

1. (to any of the slayers guys) *cat call* why doncha come over here hot stuff (AN:....O_O)

2. Marry me HALLIS! (and the name is interchangable see.....Marry me GOURRY! or Marry me Zangulus, and ext.)

3. *whistles to get everytones attention* Everyone! I wear a training bra and I'm proud of it!

4. Money doesn't make the world go 'round!

5. Slugs are soooooooo KAWAII! ^_^

6. *stares Luna right in the face* Your a whore! Yeah you heard me! a whore!

7. Oh Gourry please protect me from that ugly monster!

8. Yes, Xellos is my lover! (N: *falls out of her chair laughing* Xellos: Hey it could happen! N: I luv the X?/L couple but I just find that funny cause this old fic I wrote...)

9. *points at Zelgadis* I did have sexual relations with that rock. (AN: I'm making fun of Bill Clinton.....oh yeah and I do like the Z/L couple but I just had to put that)

10. (to Amelia) Come Amelia! And let us spread justice about this evil world!

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Bonus: (AN: if you read the Valgavv one then you'll understand this.) *after Valgavv tackled her in The top 10 things you would never hear the slayers say: Valgavv* Yes Val-kun! I want you too!

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Nano: I have now officially decided that i suck at writing...

Xel: Why?

Nano: Cause I'm running out of ideas........

Xel: I can help your writers block.........

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*crashing of glass and puching is heard in the back ground then Nano yelling "R&R! D***** you Xellos!"*