Author's Notes:
This is the most vulgur thing I have ever written...anyway, I don't own the Slayers. though i wish i did.
-The top 10 things you would never hear the Slayers Say:
Amelia-
1. (to all the Slayers) Go to Hell! Go to Hell and BURN! (AN: ...I have no comment.)
2. *looks over to where Lina and Zel are talking and laughing (Though Zel doesn't laugh much...)* Lina you bitch! Quit flirting with MY Zelgadis! *Lina and Zel sweatdrop*
3. *in a seductive voice* Hey, Zelgadis-san, wanna go in the back room and f***? *Zel falls down anime style*
4. EVIL WILL PREVAIL!
5. I hate you FATHER! *Kills Phil then starts laughing evilly* *All the slayers gasp (She said FATHER! Oh dear!)*
6. Zel, or Zelgadis , or Lina, or Xellos, or Gourry, or...ect. (AN: She always says mister or miss before a name.)
7. *Blasts Fireballs at a village.* Burn Baby BURN! (O.o)
8. I don't love Zelgadis-san! I love Filia-san!
9. (AN: Yes I have done one like this before but it still works...) My personal Bio: Spreadin justice, giving speeches in realy high places, and throwing darts at pictures of Lina-san Because Zelgadis-san has always liked her better. (Nano: *Falls out of her comfy comp chair*)
10. I will crush you with the hammer of unjusticeness!
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Bonus: (After Zel says "Marry me Amelia" in The top 10 things you would never hear the Slayers Say: Zelgadis) Hell NO!
Bonus #2: I hate you all, your moms a whore! (Nano: That quote was taken from a blink 182 song that I listen to alot)
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Nano: *coughthatcoughsuckedcough*
Xellos: *thwaps Nano with her own Almighty bunny slipper of doom*
Nano: oooooowwwwwww! Hey thats MY slipper! And thwap is MY word! *thwaps Xellos with HER Almighty Bunny Slipper of Doom* R&R pleeeeeeeeease!
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This is the most vulgur thing I have ever written...anyway, I don't own the Slayers. though i wish i did.
-The top 10 things you would never hear the Slayers Say:
Amelia-
1. (to all the Slayers) Go to Hell! Go to Hell and BURN! (AN: ...I have no comment.)
2. *looks over to where Lina and Zel are talking and laughing (Though Zel doesn't laugh much...)* Lina you bitch! Quit flirting with MY Zelgadis! *Lina and Zel sweatdrop*
3. *in a seductive voice* Hey, Zelgadis-san, wanna go in the back room and f***? *Zel falls down anime style*
4. EVIL WILL PREVAIL!
5. I hate you FATHER! *Kills Phil then starts laughing evilly* *All the slayers gasp (She said FATHER! Oh dear!)*
6. Zel, or Zelgadis , or Lina, or Xellos, or Gourry, or...ect. (AN: She always says mister or miss before a name.)
7. *Blasts Fireballs at a village.* Burn Baby BURN! (O.o)
8. I don't love Zelgadis-san! I love Filia-san!
9. (AN: Yes I have done one like this before but it still works...) My personal Bio: Spreadin justice, giving speeches in realy high places, and throwing darts at pictures of Lina-san Because Zelgadis-san has always liked her better. (Nano: *Falls out of her comfy comp chair*)
10. I will crush you with the hammer of unjusticeness!
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Bonus: (After Zel says "Marry me Amelia" in The top 10 things you would never hear the Slayers Say: Zelgadis) Hell NO!
Bonus #2: I hate you all, your moms a whore! (Nano: That quote was taken from a blink 182 song that I listen to alot)
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Nano: *coughthatcoughsuckedcough*
Xellos: *thwaps Nano with her own Almighty bunny slipper of doom*
Nano: oooooowwwwwww! Hey thats MY slipper! And thwap is MY word! *thwaps Xellos with HER Almighty Bunny Slipper of Doom* R&R pleeeeeeeeease!
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