Hajime Kanashi owns all....kind of....
Nano: Konnichiwa, it's Nano, back from writers-block-city. I watched a little Slayers and now I'm ready.....
Xellos: Nano have you seen my boxers? I've been looking for them all day...
Nano: O.O um...Xel...I...er...
Xellos: oh cmon you have to have seen them....they have chibi Nano's all over them....*pouty face*
Nano: .....Xellos that is the scariest thing I have ever heard or seen...
Xellos: So you saw them?!
Nano: No...but I did see this fanfic, so shut up and let me write it!
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The top ten things you would never hear the Slayers Say:
Rezo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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1. ((Karaoke Night))~singing~ I'm red dabadee dabadye, dabadee...(Xel: what were you sniffing when you came up with that? Nano: ...)
2. Rezo: Zelgadis come in here right now!
Zel: *walks in* what?
Rezo: Have you seen it?!
Zel: *sweatdrop* Seen what?
Rezo: My Jangle Stick (Nano: Copyrighted to Red Priest inc.), I lost my Jangle stick, have you seen it?
Zel: *sweatdrop gets bigger then he whacks Rezo over the head with it* (Nano: I know where his Jangle Stick is *giggles like a giddy school girl* Xel: oh no it's Nano's alter ego! Ms. Giggly Pants! Nano: ....)
3. Rezo: *finishes reading (on the comp) the part of Taming the Wolf by Emperor's Sister where him and Lina...you know.....* Gods that was a turn on! ^_^
Chibi Nano: *pops up on Rezo's shoulder* How many times have I told you NOT to use my computer to read LEMON FICS?!?!?!?!
4. Nano: Why is your hair so messed up all of the time Rezo-san?
Rezo: Well...hair gel was never a very good friend of mine...*sweatdrop*
5. Eris: *with evil eyes* Tell me your my b****!
Rezo: *cowering in corner* I'm your b****....(Xel: were you in my glue stash again? Nano: nooooooo *turns around and sniffing noises are heard*)
6. Please...call me....Rezo the Red Pervert....
7. Zel: ....Rezo, why in the nine hells was there a teddy bear in your lab?!
Rezo: You didn't do anything to it did you....?
Zel: Key word in my sentence; WAS!
Rezo: Injustice! *whaps Zel continually with his...jangle stick* (Nano: so he found it after all....)
8. Rezo: Hey Nano, did you know that if you put the al in galore in front of the rest of the word that it would spell Al Gore? Nano: ....heeeeey...I thought I was the only one who knew that...
9. Click Click Derk.....hm...that sounds strangely familiar (never seen the new episodes of south park? then you won't get that)
10. ~singing~ My bum is on the sweedish, the sweedish....(o_o;)
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Nano: well that's it for now, bai bai folks!
Xellos: .......
Nano: Xellos, don't you have something sassy to say before I end this?
Xellos: ~singing~ my bum is on the gum my bum is on the gum!- *is cut off by Nano taping his mouth shut*
Nano: thats quite enough of that.....
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If you R&R I'll give you candy!
Nano: Konnichiwa, it's Nano, back from writers-block-city. I watched a little Slayers and now I'm ready.....
Xellos: Nano have you seen my boxers? I've been looking for them all day...
Nano: O.O um...Xel...I...er...
Xellos: oh cmon you have to have seen them....they have chibi Nano's all over them....*pouty face*
Nano: .....Xellos that is the scariest thing I have ever heard or seen...
Xellos: So you saw them?!
Nano: No...but I did see this fanfic, so shut up and let me write it!
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The top ten things you would never hear the Slayers Say:
Rezo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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1. ((Karaoke Night))~singing~ I'm red dabadee dabadye, dabadee...(Xel: what were you sniffing when you came up with that? Nano: ...)
2. Rezo: Zelgadis come in here right now!
Zel: *walks in* what?
Rezo: Have you seen it?!
Zel: *sweatdrop* Seen what?
Rezo: My Jangle Stick (Nano: Copyrighted to Red Priest inc.), I lost my Jangle stick, have you seen it?
Zel: *sweatdrop gets bigger then he whacks Rezo over the head with it* (Nano: I know where his Jangle Stick is *giggles like a giddy school girl* Xel: oh no it's Nano's alter ego! Ms. Giggly Pants! Nano: ....)
3. Rezo: *finishes reading (on the comp) the part of Taming the Wolf by Emperor's Sister where him and Lina...you know.....* Gods that was a turn on! ^_^
Chibi Nano: *pops up on Rezo's shoulder* How many times have I told you NOT to use my computer to read LEMON FICS?!?!?!?!
4. Nano: Why is your hair so messed up all of the time Rezo-san?
Rezo: Well...hair gel was never a very good friend of mine...*sweatdrop*
5. Eris: *with evil eyes* Tell me your my b****!
Rezo: *cowering in corner* I'm your b****....(Xel: were you in my glue stash again? Nano: nooooooo *turns around and sniffing noises are heard*)
6. Please...call me....Rezo the Red Pervert....
7. Zel: ....Rezo, why in the nine hells was there a teddy bear in your lab?!
Rezo: You didn't do anything to it did you....?
Zel: Key word in my sentence; WAS!
Rezo: Injustice! *whaps Zel continually with his...jangle stick* (Nano: so he found it after all....)
8. Rezo: Hey Nano, did you know that if you put the al in galore in front of the rest of the word that it would spell Al Gore? Nano: ....heeeeey...I thought I was the only one who knew that...
9. Click Click Derk.....hm...that sounds strangely familiar (never seen the new episodes of south park? then you won't get that)
10. ~singing~ My bum is on the sweedish, the sweedish....(o_o;)
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Nano: well that's it for now, bai bai folks!
Xellos: .......
Nano: Xellos, don't you have something sassy to say before I end this?
Xellos: ~singing~ my bum is on the gum my bum is on the gum!- *is cut off by Nano taping his mouth shut*
Nano: thats quite enough of that.....
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If you R&R I'll give you candy!