This story heralds the triumphant return of the greatest literary guy
since......uh.....ummm that Ernest guy....you know the that guy who said
"Ya' know whutta mean,VErn?" yeah that guy.
Jay and Silent Bob: A Day in the life/death
The two dealers stood in front of the small convenient store. Twas a cold winter day but the valiant, noble
Stupid Assholes were still standing out there.
"Man, Bob, It's fuckin' cold out here. Why the hell do we have to stand out here every fuckin' day."
The taller loud mouthed one, who goes by the name of jay was fuckin' pissed cause his friend wouldn't let him watch his bootleg japanese porn tape.
"Fuck, I could be chokin' the chicken in my nice fuckin' warm bed. But fuck no i gotta stand out here with you."
The other one, slighly shorter and much Fuckin' fatter, just stood there puffin on a smoke.
He furrowed his brow and looked over at his stupid ass companion. Immediately jay knew that Bob meant for him to shut up.
"Aw right bunch-a- chunk i'll shut up. just quit starin; at me, like you want me in your ass or somethin', you fuckin' fag,""I'm goin' to jack some shit outta this fuckin' place."
"ding!" the door opened.
"Dooo doo whistle whistle." jay tried to look innocent as he strolled around the store.
"Hey, you fuckin' scum bag!" the clerk said "You better not be stealing shit again,I'll kick your fuckin ass."
"Fuck you Dante, just cause i fucked your mom, doesn't give you the fuckin' right to pin shit on me.!"
"ding!" jay went back to his post.
"Fuck yeah bob i got some fuckin' twinkies, a whistle and a yo-yo. This stuff is fuckin' awesome."
Bob, just looked at him, Then slapped the back of his head.
"oww, what the fuck you do that for?""Fuck this I'm going home, I got some fuckin' asian chicks just sittin there wain't for me fuck you."
And with that jay stormed off. he was furious, he was so furious he didn't even see th e bus coming at him.
It hit him, litteraly like a ton of bricks. the blood,the crimson liquid covered the street!
"Ahhhhhhhhh...holy shit." Jay woke up "fuck that dreame was fucked up.""But it made me think about how precious life really is. Maybe i should try to live a good life, stop tokin' up all the time stop watchin' porn.""Ahhh fuck that shit."
"click ,Whirrr." the v.c.r started
Jay and Silent Bob: A Day in the life/death
The two dealers stood in front of the small convenient store. Twas a cold winter day but the valiant, noble
Stupid Assholes were still standing out there.
"Man, Bob, It's fuckin' cold out here. Why the hell do we have to stand out here every fuckin' day."
The taller loud mouthed one, who goes by the name of jay was fuckin' pissed cause his friend wouldn't let him watch his bootleg japanese porn tape.
"Fuck, I could be chokin' the chicken in my nice fuckin' warm bed. But fuck no i gotta stand out here with you."
The other one, slighly shorter and much Fuckin' fatter, just stood there puffin on a smoke.
He furrowed his brow and looked over at his stupid ass companion. Immediately jay knew that Bob meant for him to shut up.
"Aw right bunch-a- chunk i'll shut up. just quit starin; at me, like you want me in your ass or somethin', you fuckin' fag,""I'm goin' to jack some shit outta this fuckin' place."
"ding!" the door opened.
"Dooo doo whistle whistle." jay tried to look innocent as he strolled around the store.
"Hey, you fuckin' scum bag!" the clerk said "You better not be stealing shit again,I'll kick your fuckin ass."
"Fuck you Dante, just cause i fucked your mom, doesn't give you the fuckin' right to pin shit on me.!"
"ding!" jay went back to his post.
"Fuck yeah bob i got some fuckin' twinkies, a whistle and a yo-yo. This stuff is fuckin' awesome."
Bob, just looked at him, Then slapped the back of his head.
"oww, what the fuck you do that for?""Fuck this I'm going home, I got some fuckin' asian chicks just sittin there wain't for me fuck you."
And with that jay stormed off. he was furious, he was so furious he didn't even see th e bus coming at him.
It hit him, litteraly like a ton of bricks. the blood,the crimson liquid covered the street!
"Ahhhhhhhhh...holy shit." Jay woke up "fuck that dreame was fucked up.""But it made me think about how precious life really is. Maybe i should try to live a good life, stop tokin' up all the time stop watchin' porn.""Ahhh fuck that shit."
"click ,Whirrr." the v.c.r started