Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for new character and the plot. If I owned anything else, would I be writing fanfic? NO!

Summary: Just read the darn story already! Jeesh!

A/N: This is probably the or one of the first Peter Pan in Return to Neverland stories! Yea! I beat everyone to the punch! And remember my motto: Just Review It!

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" All you need is faith, trust, and pixie dust!"

Jane, Return to Neverland

Jane: Peter Pan! You are the stupidest, most immature person I have ever met in my ENTIRE LIFE!



Peter: Oh, yeah? Well, I'd rather be stupid and immature than be a smelly old codfish like you!



Jane: Take that back!



Peter: And what if I don't?



Jane: (screams) PETER PAN! I HATE YOU! ( runs off)



Peter: Oops. Jane! Come Back! I didn't mean it! You aren't a codfish! You're a…a… a sea urchin! No, wait, that's bad, too. Umm, a… mermaid? Yeah! You're a mermaid! Not a codfish!



Jane: That's it! I've had enough! I'm going home!



Peter: Nooo! Please don't go! You're a Lost Girl! You can't go home!



Jane: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I don't want to be a Lost Girl anymore!



1 Lost Boys look up from behind a rock

All at once: You're going home? You cant! You're one of us!

Jane: Well, sorry, but I am. A certain SOMEONE around here thinks I'm a codfish, so I'm going home so THEY won't think that anymore! Glares at Peter

Peter: Fine! Go home! See if THEY care! Walks off, fuming

Jane: You really don't care, do you? Sobs, a runs in opposite direction

Peter hears her and goes to help her

Peter: Oh, Jane I do care! I'm sorry for what I had said before. Really I am.

Jane: Well Peter, I know you do, but I have to go back to London, it's my home, and where I grew up. I hope you understand.

Peter: Well, why can't this be your home?

Jane: Peter, you don't understand, I have to go back, I need to grow up.

Peter: Why do you need to grow up?

Jane: Oh, Peter I need to have a life. You know a job, kids, a family.

Peter: I am going to miss you Jane.

Jane: I will miss you too Peter. I am sorry I have to leave like this. (turns around and sobs)

Peter: (goes over and puts his arms around her) Oh, Jane don't cry! I…I…I…

Jane: (Turns back around to look at Peter) You what Peter Pan.

Peter: Well Jane, I sort of well…

Jane: Peter just tell me what you want to say.

Peter: Jane I love you.

Jane: Peter, are you serious?

Peter: Well, yes I guess. Yes I do.

Lost Boys: You what! I can't believe it! Peter Pan in love!

(Tinkerbell comes out from behind a bush, burning red. And Glares at Jane.)

Jane: Well, I haven't actually told you either Peter, but I kind of like you also.

Peter: You do too. Well… well… well that's wonderful then.

Jane and the Lost Boys: It is!

(Tinkerbell starts cursing. And Peter Pan just gives her a look that seems to say "Shut up")

Peter: Well Jane, I guess we were just made for each other!

A/N: I hope you all liked it! If you review, I'll put up another chapter, and it's a doozy. Hook returns! Anywhoo, look for the next chapter by Saturday if I get five reviews!