The Jackie Chan Adventures 1/2 Z
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 4: A call from the Netherworld
(In Neo Italy Shendu gets a call from Tchang Zu the Thunder Demon)
Jeice: Hey who's the jerk?
Tchang Zu: where's Shendu?
[Shendu: Tchang Zu what do you need?]
(Tchang Zu: Why have you freed us?)
[Shendu: Don't blame me blame that Frieza!]
[Tso-Lan: Frieza? Who's he?]
Frieza: I'm Frieza.
[Bai Zan: What's the meaning of this?]
[Frieza: I want revenge on the sons of the Saiyan who killed me before.]
[Tchang Zu, Tso-Lan, Bai Zan, Po Kong, Dai Gui, Xiao Fung and Shi Wu: SHENDU WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!}
Valmont: I asked him the same question.
Zarbon: Looks like Shendu is having family problems Frieza.
(Frieza, Zarbon and the Ginyu Force Laugh at Shendu)
[Shendu: STOP LAUGHING!!!]
Jade: Just wait when Gohan and the Team Ranma and the J-Team gets here they'll cream you guys!
Frieza: Shut your mouth little girl! Zarbon duct tape her mouth.
(Zarbon duct tapes Jade's mouth)
Recoome: Heh, heh.
Jeice: May that will cover her potty mouth.
[Xiao Fung: Where do you think you're going Shendu?]
[Bai Zan: We're not done yelling at you!]
[Po Kong: Cancel your deal with Frieza at once!]
[Shendu: If I refused Frieza will have his men flatten the Pan Ku box.]
Recoome: That's right and I can't wait to play football with this box here?
Jeice: We may even use it was a kickball.
[Shendu: So you my brethren I have no other choice.]
Finn: Hey Shendude Chan and those Z-Teens are here?
Zarbon: I'll deal with them.
Frieza: Finn you'll go and free Burter and Guido.
Finn: By myself?
Frieza: Yes you moron, (Turn to Shendu/Valmont) Shendu how about sending some of your ninjas to go with Zarbon.
[Shendu: Shadowkhan? No I won't!]
Valmont: Shendu you know what will happen to the Pan Ku box.
Jeice: Any one has a 9 iron.
[Shendu: Noooooooooooooooooo!! You win come my minions and go with Zarbon.]
(960 Shadowkhan Ninja)
(Meanwhile Ranma using the levitation and speed Talismans to search for Jade)
Akane: Jade!!!
Ranma: I did see her anywhere?
Jackie: This is not good.
Ranma: You're telling me?
Happosai: Ranma what brings you to Rome?
Ranma: The freak?
(Tap)
Ranma: Ow!
Uncle: Do not talk to you eiders like that!
Happosai: It's okay I get the all of the time.
Ranma: Uncle this is Happosai: The former of the Anything Goes School of martial arts.
El Toro: You the underwear sealer!
Jackie and Thoru: Underwear Sealer?
(El Toro body press Happosai)
El Toro: Hand over the underwears you solen from my people wives, sisters and daughters!
Happosai: I don't have them!
Paco: You lie.
Ranma: Look what I found in his bag.
El Toro: The stolen Underwear.
Happosai: Hey that's mine!
Paco: No it's not old man it belongs to the women in our village.
Goten: Gohan look!
Jackie: Shadowkhan.
Jade: A whole field of Shadowkhan.
Mouees: It's him! One of the guys who beat up my Shampoo, Zarbon.
Zarbon: Attack them!
(20 of the Shadowkhan ninjas zoomed after the team)
Ssj Gohan: It's time for battle.
Ranma: Let's do it!
Everyone: FOR JUSTICE!!
Ranma: KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!!!
(Ranma does 40 rapid punches send each Shadowkhan ninja into the water)
Kuno: SUPER CYCLONE SLASH!!!!
(Kuno spins round into a tornado and the Shadowkhan who ran near him got knocked the fuck up)
Ssj Gohan: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!
(Gohan fires his Kamehameha into 30 Shadowkhan)
Uncle: Alya! Did any see that? He took down 30 Shadowkhan with one Chi power blast.
(Videl Jump and delivered a drop kick to 5 Shadowkhan ninjas sending them into the water)
Akane: Videl behind you!
(One Shadowkhan ninja grabs Videl but she Arm grabs him and sends him to in another batch of Shadowkhan ninjas)
Akane: SURASSHU ARO- KIKKU!!!
(As Akane kick 8 Shadowkhan Kodachi spins around and a field of black-rose pebbles and blinding 15 Shadowkhan, El Toro came and closeline them down to the ground.)
(Uncle called for a Chi Spell and the remaining Shadowkhan disappeared)
Kuno: good work old one.
Zarbon: your friends fought well Gohan now its mine turn.
Ssj Gohan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
(Gohan begun to power-up)
Ranma: it's 2 on one Zarbon.
{Goku: Gohan, Ranma try fusing together}
Ranma: A fusion?
Gohan: okay dad?
(Ranma and Gohan use the fusion dance to from Ranhan)
Zarbon: what's this?
To Be Continue
Next: Ranhan Vs Zarbon
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 4: A call from the Netherworld
(In Neo Italy Shendu gets a call from Tchang Zu the Thunder Demon)
Jeice: Hey who's the jerk?
Tchang Zu: where's Shendu?
[Shendu: Tchang Zu what do you need?]
(Tchang Zu: Why have you freed us?)
[Shendu: Don't blame me blame that Frieza!]
[Tso-Lan: Frieza? Who's he?]
Frieza: I'm Frieza.
[Bai Zan: What's the meaning of this?]
[Frieza: I want revenge on the sons of the Saiyan who killed me before.]
[Tchang Zu, Tso-Lan, Bai Zan, Po Kong, Dai Gui, Xiao Fung and Shi Wu: SHENDU WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!}
Valmont: I asked him the same question.
Zarbon: Looks like Shendu is having family problems Frieza.
(Frieza, Zarbon and the Ginyu Force Laugh at Shendu)
[Shendu: STOP LAUGHING!!!]
Jade: Just wait when Gohan and the Team Ranma and the J-Team gets here they'll cream you guys!
Frieza: Shut your mouth little girl! Zarbon duct tape her mouth.
(Zarbon duct tapes Jade's mouth)
Recoome: Heh, heh.
Jeice: May that will cover her potty mouth.
[Xiao Fung: Where do you think you're going Shendu?]
[Bai Zan: We're not done yelling at you!]
[Po Kong: Cancel your deal with Frieza at once!]
[Shendu: If I refused Frieza will have his men flatten the Pan Ku box.]
Recoome: That's right and I can't wait to play football with this box here?
Jeice: We may even use it was a kickball.
[Shendu: So you my brethren I have no other choice.]
Finn: Hey Shendude Chan and those Z-Teens are here?
Zarbon: I'll deal with them.
Frieza: Finn you'll go and free Burter and Guido.
Finn: By myself?
Frieza: Yes you moron, (Turn to Shendu/Valmont) Shendu how about sending some of your ninjas to go with Zarbon.
[Shendu: Shadowkhan? No I won't!]
Valmont: Shendu you know what will happen to the Pan Ku box.
Jeice: Any one has a 9 iron.
[Shendu: Noooooooooooooooooo!! You win come my minions and go with Zarbon.]
(960 Shadowkhan Ninja)
(Meanwhile Ranma using the levitation and speed Talismans to search for Jade)
Akane: Jade!!!
Ranma: I did see her anywhere?
Jackie: This is not good.
Ranma: You're telling me?
Happosai: Ranma what brings you to Rome?
Ranma: The freak?
(Tap)
Ranma: Ow!
Uncle: Do not talk to you eiders like that!
Happosai: It's okay I get the all of the time.
Ranma: Uncle this is Happosai: The former of the Anything Goes School of martial arts.
El Toro: You the underwear sealer!
Jackie and Thoru: Underwear Sealer?
(El Toro body press Happosai)
El Toro: Hand over the underwears you solen from my people wives, sisters and daughters!
Happosai: I don't have them!
Paco: You lie.
Ranma: Look what I found in his bag.
El Toro: The stolen Underwear.
Happosai: Hey that's mine!
Paco: No it's not old man it belongs to the women in our village.
Goten: Gohan look!
Jackie: Shadowkhan.
Jade: A whole field of Shadowkhan.
Mouees: It's him! One of the guys who beat up my Shampoo, Zarbon.
Zarbon: Attack them!
(20 of the Shadowkhan ninjas zoomed after the team)
Ssj Gohan: It's time for battle.
Ranma: Let's do it!
Everyone: FOR JUSTICE!!
Ranma: KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!!!
(Ranma does 40 rapid punches send each Shadowkhan ninja into the water)
Kuno: SUPER CYCLONE SLASH!!!!
(Kuno spins round into a tornado and the Shadowkhan who ran near him got knocked the fuck up)
Ssj Gohan: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!
(Gohan fires his Kamehameha into 30 Shadowkhan)
Uncle: Alya! Did any see that? He took down 30 Shadowkhan with one Chi power blast.
(Videl Jump and delivered a drop kick to 5 Shadowkhan ninjas sending them into the water)
Akane: Videl behind you!
(One Shadowkhan ninja grabs Videl but she Arm grabs him and sends him to in another batch of Shadowkhan ninjas)
Akane: SURASSHU ARO- KIKKU!!!
(As Akane kick 8 Shadowkhan Kodachi spins around and a field of black-rose pebbles and blinding 15 Shadowkhan, El Toro came and closeline them down to the ground.)
(Uncle called for a Chi Spell and the remaining Shadowkhan disappeared)
Kuno: good work old one.
Zarbon: your friends fought well Gohan now its mine turn.
Ssj Gohan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
(Gohan begun to power-up)
Ranma: it's 2 on one Zarbon.
{Goku: Gohan, Ranma try fusing together}
Ranma: A fusion?
Gohan: okay dad?
(Ranma and Gohan use the fusion dance to from Ranhan)
Zarbon: what's this?
To Be Continue
Next: Ranhan Vs Zarbon