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Summary: ooooo! This chapter is a DOOZY! Tink and ______ team up to ___ ____ and ____ _____! Doesn't that sound like fun? Lol (!

A/N: Im gonna change the rating on this cause of some swearing, but don't worry, the swearing will be like F*** you B****! Ok! PG! BTW: Thank You SOOOOOO much for all the reviews! And, I checked out all the stories of the signed reviewers, GREAT JOB! I will continue if I get five more reviews! And, a big THANK YOU to my best friend, in capital letters with

2 exclaimation points, you know who you are, for you and you alone will get the joke, for writing all the mushy stuff in this story! ( if it takes me a while to update, its cuz she hasn't been over in a while to help!)

oh, and confidential to 'whatever', What's up, Cathy? Ha,ha, very funny you POOTY DAWN!!!! Oooo, (in my circle of friends, that's worse than a codfish). Anyhoo- can't wait until Saturday when you 'n' Cailin come over! Yea! Anyway( I like that word!) ON TO THE STORY!!!!!!!

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Tinker Bell: ( storming through the froest talking to herself) OOOO! D*** him! How the h*** can he love a scumbag like her! Ok, I admit, I thought she was cool when she saved us all, but WHAT A B****, stealing my Peter! Oooo! Shes GONNA pay!

Hook: ( coming up behind Tink) Why, whats the matter, Miss Bell? Peter trouble? Let me guess, Jane?

Tinker Bell nods

Hook: and you want revenge on her for stealing YOUR Peter?

Tinker Bell nods in excitement

Hook: Then I belive I can help you!

Tinker Bell: How? I don't know. I still remember what happened the last time I trusted you…

Hook: Miss Bell, I assure you, this is for your and Peter's own good. Having Jane out of the picture will leave Peter for your taking.

Tinker Bell: well, alright! What do we have to do?

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Peter: So, run it by me again. WHY do you want to go back to London. I thought you were in the middle of a war.

Jane: Well, yes we are, but I have a life there…

Peter: You have a life here, too! You're our mother and the first Lost Girl, and…

Jane: Well I know all that! But at home, I'm a sister, and a daughter, and a friend, and…, and….

Peter: And what?

Jane: And I promised my father I'd take care of my little brother, that's what!

Peter: Your father? What's he got to do with it?

Jane: well, see, my Father is off fighting in the war, and…

Peter: What's a war?

Jane: It's a big fight with guns, and bombs, and planes. Oh, you should have seen what the Japanese did to America on December 7, 1942, a day which will live in infamy, (A/N: or what Bin laden did to America on September 11, 2002, a day which will also live in infamy. I'm an American, can you tell?)

Peter: What's America and Japanese? Jane, what the heck are you talking about?

Jane: Im talking about the thing that might kill my father! Don't you see? I have to be home so I be with him when he arrives, if he ever does? How will Danny be if he finds out he's dead and Im not home? I HAVE to go, and that's final! Nothing can keep me here. ( she runs off, leaving Peter dumbfounded at their fight)



'Excellent…' thinks Tinker Bell…

TO BE CONTINUED……..



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