The Weasly Files
Disclaimer: I band of rabid Kong fu artist bearing swords of doom stole everything I could possibly own, including my brain --which wasn't much. So hence, I own nothing and nobody, so don't even start.
a/n: Way based on Artemis Fowl, but I couldn't help myself. (just the intro people.) Actually, I posted this fic late at night cause I was desperate to get it on-line. I just peeked at it in the morning, and I had six reviews! *gak* Pepole actually read things I write! But honestly, who dosen't think the intro to Eoin Colfer's masterpeice desribes Fred and George perfectly?^^ And unlike my other Harry Potter fic, that I did in partnership with Anna Sharp, it has an actual plot! *gasp*. I honestly hate fics. with no plots, and no paragraphs. But keep in mind, this is just the intro, not the story. I'll have that posted soon.(don't spaz.)
File no. 1
How does one describe 'the twins'? Various psychiatrists of high wizard standards have tried, and failed. The main problems are the Weaslys' own intelligence. They bamboozle every test thrown at them. They have puzzled the greatest magical minds and sent them gibbering to their own hospitals.
There is no doubt that the Weaslys' are child prodigies. But why do two men of such brilliance dedicate themselves to criminal activities? This is a question that only two people can answer, and they delight in not talking.
Perhaps the best way to create an accurate picture of Fred and George is to tell the by now famous account of their villainous ventures. I have put together this report from firsthand interviews with the victims, and as the tale unfolds, you will realize that this was not easy.
Our first chapter begins when our boys made a faint, innocent contact to the muggle world. For this, they threatened the bankruptcy of Gringotts, the possibility of demolishing of the world's finest Wizarding School, and leaving several of the young and feeble of heart forever petrified of rodents.
They were elven years old at the time.
-Argus Filch
Disclaimer: I band of rabid Kong fu artist bearing swords of doom stole everything I could possibly own, including my brain --which wasn't much. So hence, I own nothing and nobody, so don't even start.
a/n: Way based on Artemis Fowl, but I couldn't help myself. (just the intro people.) Actually, I posted this fic late at night cause I was desperate to get it on-line. I just peeked at it in the morning, and I had six reviews! *gak* Pepole actually read things I write! But honestly, who dosen't think the intro to Eoin Colfer's masterpeice desribes Fred and George perfectly?^^ And unlike my other Harry Potter fic, that I did in partnership with Anna Sharp, it has an actual plot! *gasp*. I honestly hate fics. with no plots, and no paragraphs. But keep in mind, this is just the intro, not the story. I'll have that posted soon.(don't spaz.)
File no. 1
How does one describe 'the twins'? Various psychiatrists of high wizard standards have tried, and failed. The main problems are the Weaslys' own intelligence. They bamboozle every test thrown at them. They have puzzled the greatest magical minds and sent them gibbering to their own hospitals.
There is no doubt that the Weaslys' are child prodigies. But why do two men of such brilliance dedicate themselves to criminal activities? This is a question that only two people can answer, and they delight in not talking.
Perhaps the best way to create an accurate picture of Fred and George is to tell the by now famous account of their villainous ventures. I have put together this report from firsthand interviews with the victims, and as the tale unfolds, you will realize that this was not easy.
Our first chapter begins when our boys made a faint, innocent contact to the muggle world. For this, they threatened the bankruptcy of Gringotts, the possibility of demolishing of the world's finest Wizarding School, and leaving several of the young and feeble of heart forever petrified of rodents.
They were elven years old at the time.
-Argus Filch