A/N- Draco... mmmmmm... Ok, guys, this was a challenge and if you don't
understand it then it's probably because there are quiet a few things that
are inside jokes between my friends and I. Here are the terms of the
challenge-
Things that must happen-
*a guy must jump on another guy
*someone must inhale helium
*someone must eat a doughnut
Things the story must involve-
*The Suction Cup Bow and Arrow of Science
*Someone named George
*Purple bunnies
*The Plastic Rocket of Science
*The Dead Muskrat
*Lots and LOTS of chalk
Anyway's read and review please.
Draco was walking to the commons room and eating a doughnut when suddenly the "amazing" Harry Potter jumped out and stole the doughnut. Draco ran after the jackass with the black hair and the green eyes that sooo many females and males wanted to be with. Draco jumped on to Harry's back and started to punch him in his head. "Give me my doughnut you damn bastard!" yelled the beautiful blonde pale boy that was now in his 7th year at Hogwarts and who had grown quiet tall.
As Draco was punching Harry in the head he was screaming like the little girl that we all know he is. "Draco, you arse, get off of me or you will kill the 'Plastic Rocket of Science,'" yelped Harry.
"Not until you give me back my doughnut!!!," Draco said, a bit pissed off that he was going to be late. Harry gave the doughnut back and looked like The Dead Muskrat. Draco looked at Harry. "So have you found 'Miones purple bunny yet??"
Harry looked at him, a bit confused. "How did you know about that??"
Draco simply smirked and said, "Well Herm isn't as rude as you are. She has befriended my lovely girlfriend and fellow Slytherin, JoAnna, and told her- and she told me." Draco had been explaining this for quiet some time now and Harry, being a druggy, was getting high off of helium. "But anyways Harry i must be going Joanna is waiting for me."
"Alright, and I'm not rude.," said Harry in his now even girllier and squeakier voice.
Draco ran down the hall to the commons room but was once again sidetracked by none other than George and Fred Weasley. They were shooting "Suction Cup Bows and Arrows of Science" that just happened to be made out of chalk- as lots and LOTS of things were at Hogwarts. "DAMN IT!!! Don't you have something else to be doing instead of aiming at my arse???" screamed Draco.
Fred was snickering as George said, "I'm so sorry Draco. Our aim must be off." Draco paid no attention and ran to the commons room. As he finally walked in he saw his one and only love talking to her father, Professor Snape.
God she was so beautiful- her long dark red hair that obviously came from her mother and her dark eyes obviously from Snape. 'God she's so beautiful,' Draco thought he sat down in the chair. She turned around, looked at him, ran to him and jumped in his lap.
"Oh Draco, I've missed you so much. Where have you been? I was beginning to think that you had forgotten me."
Draco looked at her and hugged her. "I could never ever forget about you. My morning wasn't exactly the best in the world. That stupid bitch monkey Potter stole my doughnut and then George and Fred shot me in my arse with a chalk 'Suction Cup Bow and Arrow of Science.' It's finally gotten better now that I'm with you."
Joanna hugged him and said, "You're so sweet to me."
"Lets go somewhere more quiet and private, ok love?" Draco whispered in her ear.
A/N- When I get another challenge from my "friend" I will turn it into the second chapter of this story. You see, we have a "Challenge War" going on. If you want to see the other half of this war go look up The Evil Muffin Goat. Now go review or I will sic Draco on you.
Things that must happen-
*a guy must jump on another guy
*someone must inhale helium
*someone must eat a doughnut
Things the story must involve-
*The Suction Cup Bow and Arrow of Science
*Someone named George
*Purple bunnies
*The Plastic Rocket of Science
*The Dead Muskrat
*Lots and LOTS of chalk
Anyway's read and review please.
Draco was walking to the commons room and eating a doughnut when suddenly the "amazing" Harry Potter jumped out and stole the doughnut. Draco ran after the jackass with the black hair and the green eyes that sooo many females and males wanted to be with. Draco jumped on to Harry's back and started to punch him in his head. "Give me my doughnut you damn bastard!" yelled the beautiful blonde pale boy that was now in his 7th year at Hogwarts and who had grown quiet tall.
As Draco was punching Harry in the head he was screaming like the little girl that we all know he is. "Draco, you arse, get off of me or you will kill the 'Plastic Rocket of Science,'" yelped Harry.
"Not until you give me back my doughnut!!!," Draco said, a bit pissed off that he was going to be late. Harry gave the doughnut back and looked like The Dead Muskrat. Draco looked at Harry. "So have you found 'Miones purple bunny yet??"
Harry looked at him, a bit confused. "How did you know about that??"
Draco simply smirked and said, "Well Herm isn't as rude as you are. She has befriended my lovely girlfriend and fellow Slytherin, JoAnna, and told her- and she told me." Draco had been explaining this for quiet some time now and Harry, being a druggy, was getting high off of helium. "But anyways Harry i must be going Joanna is waiting for me."
"Alright, and I'm not rude.," said Harry in his now even girllier and squeakier voice.
Draco ran down the hall to the commons room but was once again sidetracked by none other than George and Fred Weasley. They were shooting "Suction Cup Bows and Arrows of Science" that just happened to be made out of chalk- as lots and LOTS of things were at Hogwarts. "DAMN IT!!! Don't you have something else to be doing instead of aiming at my arse???" screamed Draco.
Fred was snickering as George said, "I'm so sorry Draco. Our aim must be off." Draco paid no attention and ran to the commons room. As he finally walked in he saw his one and only love talking to her father, Professor Snape.
God she was so beautiful- her long dark red hair that obviously came from her mother and her dark eyes obviously from Snape. 'God she's so beautiful,' Draco thought he sat down in the chair. She turned around, looked at him, ran to him and jumped in his lap.
"Oh Draco, I've missed you so much. Where have you been? I was beginning to think that you had forgotten me."
Draco looked at her and hugged her. "I could never ever forget about you. My morning wasn't exactly the best in the world. That stupid bitch monkey Potter stole my doughnut and then George and Fred shot me in my arse with a chalk 'Suction Cup Bow and Arrow of Science.' It's finally gotten better now that I'm with you."
Joanna hugged him and said, "You're so sweet to me."
"Lets go somewhere more quiet and private, ok love?" Draco whispered in her ear.
A/N- When I get another challenge from my "friend" I will turn it into the second chapter of this story. You see, we have a "Challenge War" going on. If you want to see the other half of this war go look up The Evil Muffin Goat. Now go review or I will sic Draco on you.