~Yay! Part two! Worship me!~Silver Neko
"Next day, Kimahri and others climb up many steps to get to next temple. Fight big ugly thingy on way. Fight ANOTHER big ugly thingy in middle of steps. Get to temple. Kimahri shove blond boy from 1000 years ago off elevator when he try to follow. Blond boy bitch about this for while but then elevator finally go down. So there Kimahri was: stuck in room with boobs of doom and happy man with unnatural hair. Guess what happen next. You guess it. Blond boy pop into room. You not know how much Kimahri want to stab something right then. Blond boy from 1000 years ago say that he FORCED down here. Kimahri never hear stupider lie in whole life. So then Yuna all done praying. She then call fire dog thing that look pretty nice, but not best summon Kimahri ever see. Then Kimahri and others head back to shredded town of...Kili....Kil...Kilika and get on boat again. That night, while Kimahri looking at pretty water, Kimahri hear lady with big boobs and man with odd hair screaming at each other AGAIN about blond boy from 1000 years ago. They say they going to ditch him in Luca. Kimahri practically leap off boat with joy. Then Kimahri see blond boy start to screw around with Blitz ball. He fall on ass. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri then head downstairs to sleep. Next day boat arrive in Luca. We get off boat and get interviewed by people who talk much about Blitz ball, but Kimahri was not really paying attention. Suddenly, idiot blond boy leap onto box with mike and yell stupid blond boy things. Kimahri roll eyes and silently vow to push blond boy off dock. We then see Maester come off boat. Boring. Kimahri and others go into stadium and mess around.
Then Yuna want to go look around Luca for "cultural value" and stuff. So we go outside and then run into evil blond boy from 1000 years ago. Why do you deny Kimahri the pleasure of dieing god? We go to theater, we go to market place. We go to cafe, and guess who Kimahri run into? Brothers Biran and Yenke. Kimahri hates those bastards. Biran insult Kimahri. Yenke, like stupid yes man Yenke is, say same thing. Blond boy tell Kimahri to smash Biran. For once in blond boy from 1000 years ago's existence, he say something that not make Kimahri want to kill. Kimahri punch Biran in face. Biran fall down and not get up. Kimahri do happy dance. Suddenly little voice in Kimahri's head start yelling. It say something wrong. Kimahri look around. Uh-oh....Yuna gone. Lady with big boobs come and say that Al Bhed Blitz ball team kidnap Yuna so that they win game....or something. So Kimahri, blond boy from 1000 years ago and lady with big boobs, go off to save Yuna from Yuna;s impending doom. Whee. On way, we get attacked by sac-ro-ligious machines. On little TV we see that man with odd hairs team not winning game. Kimahri silently pump fist into air many times to express Kimahri's joy. We get to boat that start to get away, so we all jump on. Big sac-ro-ligous machine pop up and try to kill. After long time, blond boy and booby lady to stuff to a thingy and it kill large machine. Then Yuna come out of boat and all is happy. Then lady with large breasts make light ball in sky so man with odd hair know that he can kick Al Bhed team's ass.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KIMAHRI! Wait...that different story. Never mind. So after blond boy play blitz ball game (and lose), fiends attack stadium. Then....IT MAN IN RED! HE COME BACK FROM HELL! HE BACK FOR KIMAHRI'S SOUL! Wait...no...he not dead. Maybe he just take nap when he was bleeding all those years ago and got better. Whoo, that load off Kimahri's back. Fight fight fight....kill kill kill, Seymour call big spooky summon that kill all bad things and all is good. Good until man in red decide to become Yuna's guardian. VERY BAD when blond boy become guardian too! Oh how Kimahri's soul wept. Shall Kimahri ever know good fortune? Then for awhile, Yuna and blond boy start making odd noises. It just as Kimahri feared: Blond boy infect poor Yuna with stupid. We go along Mi'hen road untill old man stop us and start talking. He no stop talking! What he even talking about? Kimahri only hear noises that sound like words but not. After he finally shut up and no one looking, Kimahri trip old man and run. Tee hee. Later, Yuna and other crazy Summoner have crazy summon fight Yuna win. Yay. Much much farther on, we run into craaaazy nun lady. She like female version of blond boy! Whine whine whine! Urge to stab....so great!
FINALLY we get to hotel place and Kimahri buy self shiny new spear and armlet. Suddenly all screaming is what Kimahri hear. Monster that eat Chocobo is outside....eating Chocobo, what else? That soul reason for its existence. To make long boring story short, we get pushed off cliff. Monster feast on Chocobo. Who give a damn? We get to Mushroom rock. We meet Seymour. He talk and talk and make Kimahri wish he had coloring book and crayons. So then we walk walk walk until Kimahri ready to stab self in foot. Finally we get to "Command Center". It seem that Crusaders and Al Bhed teaming to make Sin go boom. Man with odd hair start yelling why this is bad. Kimahri stand in corner until suddenly, creature that is bait for Sin escape and start doing what Sinspawn do, kill. So Kimahri forced to fight and Kimahri get hurt many times. Blond boy cry and bitch when he get hit. Yuna finally kill large thing with Summons. Whoohoo. Sin come. Sin get shot at. Little pieces of Sin fall in water and Crusaders on Chocobos attack little Sinspawns. Al Bhed then shoot Sin with big machine. Sin promptly make Machine explode. Lots of people die. Oh well, that life."
~Hahahaha! That's my Kimahri! Thanks for the reviews! Next part as soon as I damn well feel like it!~The Neko who happens to be Silver
"Next day, Kimahri and others climb up many steps to get to next temple. Fight big ugly thingy on way. Fight ANOTHER big ugly thingy in middle of steps. Get to temple. Kimahri shove blond boy from 1000 years ago off elevator when he try to follow. Blond boy bitch about this for while but then elevator finally go down. So there Kimahri was: stuck in room with boobs of doom and happy man with unnatural hair. Guess what happen next. You guess it. Blond boy pop into room. You not know how much Kimahri want to stab something right then. Blond boy from 1000 years ago say that he FORCED down here. Kimahri never hear stupider lie in whole life. So then Yuna all done praying. She then call fire dog thing that look pretty nice, but not best summon Kimahri ever see. Then Kimahri and others head back to shredded town of...Kili....Kil...Kilika and get on boat again. That night, while Kimahri looking at pretty water, Kimahri hear lady with big boobs and man with odd hair screaming at each other AGAIN about blond boy from 1000 years ago. They say they going to ditch him in Luca. Kimahri practically leap off boat with joy. Then Kimahri see blond boy start to screw around with Blitz ball. He fall on ass. Kimahri giggle. Kimahri then head downstairs to sleep. Next day boat arrive in Luca. We get off boat and get interviewed by people who talk much about Blitz ball, but Kimahri was not really paying attention. Suddenly, idiot blond boy leap onto box with mike and yell stupid blond boy things. Kimahri roll eyes and silently vow to push blond boy off dock. We then see Maester come off boat. Boring. Kimahri and others go into stadium and mess around.
Then Yuna want to go look around Luca for "cultural value" and stuff. So we go outside and then run into evil blond boy from 1000 years ago. Why do you deny Kimahri the pleasure of dieing god? We go to theater, we go to market place. We go to cafe, and guess who Kimahri run into? Brothers Biran and Yenke. Kimahri hates those bastards. Biran insult Kimahri. Yenke, like stupid yes man Yenke is, say same thing. Blond boy tell Kimahri to smash Biran. For once in blond boy from 1000 years ago's existence, he say something that not make Kimahri want to kill. Kimahri punch Biran in face. Biran fall down and not get up. Kimahri do happy dance. Suddenly little voice in Kimahri's head start yelling. It say something wrong. Kimahri look around. Uh-oh....Yuna gone. Lady with big boobs come and say that Al Bhed Blitz ball team kidnap Yuna so that they win game....or something. So Kimahri, blond boy from 1000 years ago and lady with big boobs, go off to save Yuna from Yuna;s impending doom. Whee. On way, we get attacked by sac-ro-ligious machines. On little TV we see that man with odd hairs team not winning game. Kimahri silently pump fist into air many times to express Kimahri's joy. We get to boat that start to get away, so we all jump on. Big sac-ro-ligous machine pop up and try to kill. After long time, blond boy and booby lady to stuff to a thingy and it kill large machine. Then Yuna come out of boat and all is happy. Then lady with large breasts make light ball in sky so man with odd hair know that he can kick Al Bhed team's ass.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KIMAHRI! Wait...that different story. Never mind. So after blond boy play blitz ball game (and lose), fiends attack stadium. Then....IT MAN IN RED! HE COME BACK FROM HELL! HE BACK FOR KIMAHRI'S SOUL! Wait...no...he not dead. Maybe he just take nap when he was bleeding all those years ago and got better. Whoo, that load off Kimahri's back. Fight fight fight....kill kill kill, Seymour call big spooky summon that kill all bad things and all is good. Good until man in red decide to become Yuna's guardian. VERY BAD when blond boy become guardian too! Oh how Kimahri's soul wept. Shall Kimahri ever know good fortune? Then for awhile, Yuna and blond boy start making odd noises. It just as Kimahri feared: Blond boy infect poor Yuna with stupid. We go along Mi'hen road untill old man stop us and start talking. He no stop talking! What he even talking about? Kimahri only hear noises that sound like words but not. After he finally shut up and no one looking, Kimahri trip old man and run. Tee hee. Later, Yuna and other crazy Summoner have crazy summon fight Yuna win. Yay. Much much farther on, we run into craaaazy nun lady. She like female version of blond boy! Whine whine whine! Urge to stab....so great!
FINALLY we get to hotel place and Kimahri buy self shiny new spear and armlet. Suddenly all screaming is what Kimahri hear. Monster that eat Chocobo is outside....eating Chocobo, what else? That soul reason for its existence. To make long boring story short, we get pushed off cliff. Monster feast on Chocobo. Who give a damn? We get to Mushroom rock. We meet Seymour. He talk and talk and make Kimahri wish he had coloring book and crayons. So then we walk walk walk until Kimahri ready to stab self in foot. Finally we get to "Command Center". It seem that Crusaders and Al Bhed teaming to make Sin go boom. Man with odd hair start yelling why this is bad. Kimahri stand in corner until suddenly, creature that is bait for Sin escape and start doing what Sinspawn do, kill. So Kimahri forced to fight and Kimahri get hurt many times. Blond boy cry and bitch when he get hit. Yuna finally kill large thing with Summons. Whoohoo. Sin come. Sin get shot at. Little pieces of Sin fall in water and Crusaders on Chocobos attack little Sinspawns. Al Bhed then shoot Sin with big machine. Sin promptly make Machine explode. Lots of people die. Oh well, that life."
~Hahahaha! That's my Kimahri! Thanks for the reviews! Next part as soon as I damn well feel like it!~The Neko who happens to be Silver